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We Need To Have A Talk...

Hi. I know it's been a while. What? Me? Oh, I'm fine thanks, but this isn't about me. This is about you. I've heard some things recently. Disturbing things. And I thought it was time we had a little talk. I'll unlock the doors when I am finished, so sit down and stop yelling...

Stats: Player Expectations At The 41-Game Mark

Canucks' 2014-15 Season: Cautiously Optimistic

There are far too many questions to be answered in order to project the Canucks' fate in 2014-15

No Rangers No! Late-Night Zanstorm Ramblings

FU Rangers!

Embrace The Hate Wrap Up

It's been quite a week, hasn't it Canucks fans? Here's a wrap up of some of the most awesome irrational, nonsensical, bizarre and just plain stupid Canucks hate of the last week on Twitter.

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Find Your Playoff Bandwagon NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2013 NHL playoffs 2013: Why you should root for the Vancouver Canucks

So the fine folks at SB Nation HQ asked writers from each playoff bound team to make a post explaining why fans should hop on their team's bandwagon. I decided to approach it a little differently...

Get Off My Lawn - I Like The Cut Of Your Jib

In a season so filled with doom, gloom and negative connotations, if you were a non-hockey person and saw what's been said about the Canucks this season, you'd likely be stunned to see just where they are in the standings.

Get Off My Lawn - Everyone Freak Out Edition

In which we dust off a brand new old man rant about this week's world of Vancouver Canucks hockey.

Get Off My Lawn!!!! Well-Deserved Rest Edition

You kids today have it so good, what with your eyepods and ex-boxes. Now after I tell you about how I had to walk 14 miles to school every morning,you can Get Off My Lawn!!!

Get Off My Lawn!!!! Big Bad Broons Edition

More than just a win yesterday, the Canucks served up a hot, steaming cup of STFU. Let's embrace it immediately.

Get Off My Lawn - Burrows, Raymond and Higgins Oh My

Pull your pants up and take a walk with us as we review our loves and hates from the past week.

Get Off My Lawn! - Wins, Vigneault and Alberts As A F%^*Ing Forward

As a new treat for you damn kids this Sunday, the three old idiots wise men who run this humble corner of the tubes - Zandaddy, Basky and YC - review what we loved and hated this week from our fair warriors in blue/white. Pull your pants up punk and let's go.