2021 NHL Season
2021 NHL Draft Lottery: The Musical*
*May or may not contain any actual musical numbers
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Fifty Six: Canucks vs Calgary
Finally, some mercy for the beleaguered. Not too much, mind you.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Fifty Five: Canucks vs Calgary
An admirable 3rd period comeback, but still another loss as the Canucks trudge onward.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Fifty Four: Canucks @ Calgary
Get on with it so we can get over it.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Fifty Three: Canucks @ Edmonton
Another opportunity to get demolished by the greatest one line team in the history of the NHL? Cool. Cool.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Fifty Two: Canucks @ Calgary
4 of the next 5 games against the Flames? I’m sure everything will be fine and there will be absolutely no silliness whatsoever.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Fifty One: Canucks @ Winnipeg
Who’s ready for some meaningless hockey?
GAME THREAD #49: Canucks vs Oilers
After the Oilers deployed a clever anti-tank mechanism in the last game, the Canucks lumber forth towards the draft lottery.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Forty Nine: Canucks @ Edmonton
Which one of you asked "Can this season get any stupider?" because honestly you should all know better than this by now?
GAME THREAD #48: Canucks vs Oilers
This is the end of the road for the Canucks playoff hopes. Time to get off the train and onto the tank, my friends.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Forty Eight: Canucks @ Edmonton
The Canucks can be officially eliminated from the 2021 NHL Playoffs tonight. Thank dog for small mercies.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Forty Seven: Canucks vs Edmonton
Pretty sure we can just hit repeat on yesterday, because it’s probably gonna end the same tonight.
What is next for your Canucks’ 2020/21 Overseas Prospects?
Where will they land for their 2021/22 hockey seasons?
GAME THREAD #46: Canucks vs Oilers
So many injuries, so little time (to cram in 11 more games)(thanks, Gary).
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Forty Six: Canucks vs Edmonton
The losses and injuries continue to mount. Perfect timing to have to face Connor McDavid 4 times over the next 6 days, right?
GAME THREAD #45: Canucks vs Leafs
The Canucks post season hopes are fading to black as the losses keep mounting.
GAME THREAD #44: Canucks vs Leafs
Kole Lind is set to make his NHL debut tonight as the Canucks play their 3rd game in 4 nights.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Forty Four: Canucks @ Toronto
We’ve seen a lot of demoralizing, soul-crushing losses over the years, but last night’s might have been one of the worst.
GAME THREAD #43: Canucks vs Senators (For the last freakin’ time this season)
A win and their slim playoff hopes stay alive. A loss, and they get passed by the Senators. Meaningful hockey, Vancouver style.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Forty Three: Canucks vs Ottawa
Still hopeful they can make a play for that last spot in the North Division, the Canucks are running out of opportunities to make it happen.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Forty Two: Canucks vs Ottawa
4 games in 6 nights on the road seems bad. Is that bad?
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Forty One: Canucks vs Ottawa
If your playoff hopes go from "They could just pull this off!" to "That pretty much seals their fate!" on the basis of one loss, you might have been overly optimistic.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Forty: Canucks vs Ottawa
After ventilating "Big Save" Dave and the Leafs, the Canucks prepare for 4 straight against the Senators.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Thirty-Nine: Canucks vs Toronto
With Edler suspended, an already hobbled back end is going to be the focus tonight. Also, they still shouldn’t be playing. A win Sunday doesn’t change that.
GAME DAY PREVIEW- Game Thirty-Eight: Canucks vs Toronto
Almost a month since they last took the ice, the Canucks, still recovering from a horrendous COVID outbreak, are forced to return to take on the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Nucks Misconduct Round Table: The “I Hate This All So Much” Edition
It’s the "I hate all this so much" edition, where no punches are pulled as we look at our beloved blue & green garbage fire.
Wake With Elias- April 15, 2021: Miller Drops Bombs On Forcing The Canucks Back To Play
We’re so not used to NHL players actually speaking their minds, that it was shocking to hear the honesty of Miller calling into question the NHL forcing the Canucks to return to play.
It’s Stupid SZN
The Vancouver Canucks are recovering from an unprecedented team-wide illness. Making them play out a season with no chance of success is utter lunacy.
Adam Gaudette Tests Positive For COVID-19
Already struggling with injuries, now they have to deal with a potential outbreak in the room.
GAME THREAD #37: Canucks vs Jets
This is why you should never say things like "Well, it could be worse..." about this team.