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2019 Stanley Cup Finals Open Thread- May 29/19

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Another summer day, another waste of hockey talent

2019 NHL Stanley Cup Final - Game One
Orrwellian Hockey Blues
Photo by Patrick Smith/Getty Images

BOSTON BRUINS VS ST LOUIS BLUES- 8:00PM EDT/5:00PM PDT

While the upset in beantown didn’t happen in game 1, will it in game 2? Probably not. For the sake of 30 other teams, their fans and their draft machinations, perhaps it’s best if the Boo-urns sweep the Blue-urns.

Ok, that’s not the best thing. At all. The best thing would be to start the lockout now. Since we can’t have the best things, we just have to pretend that we still care about a tilt between two eastern teams. Enjoy the game as Attila does - dispassionate, detached and delusional. ;-)

Happy Early Draft Day!