Gamethread #23: Canucks vs Jets

The Canucks are looking for a parachute, so it only makes sense to think that Sam Gagner is the guy to pull the cord. Wait...how does that makes sense? Gagner the PP specialist, is supposed to get the PP back on track...because it worked last year?

I’m lost.

I know there a ton of injuries but the only reason I can see to bring Gags back is to try and trade him.

Will Adam Gaudette score a goal tonight, or will I have to nickname him “Baby Gaunce”?

When will Boeser, Edler and Sven all return?

I miss winning.

Go Coconuts Go!