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2014 NHL Playoffs Night #13

Ryan Miller is a heart breaking machine.

I can't move, breathe, speak or hear and it's so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead. --Reddit user graboid27 from this fun thread

Speaking of dying, here's a few more games that are in the way of us seeing Vancouver take to the ice again.

  • 4:00 PM PT - Pittsburgh at Columbus. If the Cannon lose, the Pens move on. If the Cannon lose, we all lose. PEW PEW PEW.
  • 6:00 PM PT - Colorado at Minnesota. If the kids win, Zach Parise has all summer to form a new boy band.
  • 7:00 PM PT - San Jose at Los Angeles. If the Torres' death stare wins, we suggest Johnny Q and the DBrown experience join Parise on his summer project.