Coyotes At Canucks Preview: Foolish Games

Time	Sunday, 5:00 PST	TV	Sportsnet Pacific
Season Series	2-1 Coyotes	Last Meeting	1-0 Coyotes Jan.16/14
The Enemy	Five For Howling	Scoring Leaders	D. Sedin: 13-27-40 Ribeiro: 13-23-36

COYOTES	CATEGORY	CANUCKS
24-18-9	SEASON RECORD	26-17-9
57	POINTS	61
9th	CONFERENCE POSITION	7th 8th
Won 1	STREAK	Lost 1
4-6-0	LAST 10	3-5-2
10-10-6	ROAD RECORD / HOME RECORD	13-7-5
-8	GOALS FOR/AGAINST DIFF.	E
1.02 (14)	5 ON 5 GF / GA	1.02 (13)
20.9 (9)	POWER PLAY %	14.3 (28)
79.1 (26)	PENALTY KILL %	86.1 (3)
1343 (7)	HITS	1015 (26)
13-2-1 (8)	RECORD: LEADING AFTER 1	12-4-1 (21)
4-11-3 (16)	RECORD: TRAILING AFTER 1	4-9-5 (17)
555 (13)	PENALTY MINUTES	785 (29)
NHL.COM

Oh my god! He killed Booth, Hank and Santorelli! That bastard!

Somebody beat this man down. Oh, and beat the stinky Coyotes while you're at it!

-The Coyotes are 4-3-0 in their last 7 at Rogers Arena.

-Since November of 2010 these two teams are about even as far as wins / losses go against each other. So I guess it's our turn to win then.

-aaaaaaaaaand the Canucks just dropped to 8th spot in the Western Conference, as Minnesota got the loser point in an OT loss to the Sharks tonight. The Canucks are still 4 points up on 9th place...Phoenix! So this game has even more implications to it.

-it's now no secret that the Canucks have only scored 8 goals in regulation in their last 7 games and are 3-4-0 in those games. The absolutely horrific power play is so pathetic, that it can only go up from here.

SCHROEDER UPDATE

Apparently looks good in Utica. The Comets won both games in Abbotsford this weekend with Jordan Schroeder in the line up. Shredder had 1 assist and 6 shots and was a +1 in the 2 games. Benn Ferriero scored both OT winners in the 2 wins. Maybe we should call him up too and bench one of the ****ers on the list below.

No idea if the 2 games were enough for Schroeder for a conditioning stint.

YOU MADE MY SHITLIST

-David Booth: 1 assist in his last 10 games. 2 assists in his last 13 games.

-Alex Burrows: no points in his last 11 games. Shut up about injuries. I don't want to hear it.

-Dan Hamhuis: 1 assist in his last 11 games.

-Jannik Hansen: 1 assist in his last 11 games.

-Daniel Sedin is on a short leash for the list. He only has 0 goals and 2 assists in his last 8 games.

I could almost put the whole team on here except Luongo, Higgins, Stanton (who just returned from injury) and Kesler. These are the times we are in. The best part is that the scoring has to come alive at some point.

I don't have much else to say that has not already been said.

CANUCKS PROJECTED LINES

Higgins - Kesler - Burrows

Dank - Dalpe - Kassian

Hansen - Richardson - Weise

Booth - Lain - Sestito

Tanev - Hamhuis

Edler - Bieksa

Stanton - Garrison

Luongo

KNOW YOUR ENEMY

F*** Phoenix. What a horse shit team. Just beat them, damn it! Beat them in regulation and send them back to Phoenix crying, with broken souls and bones.

VIDEO

Here is what beating the Dogs on home ice looks like:

There's a Canucks power play goal by Jason Garrison in that highlight package.

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SCORE-PREDICTING WIZARDS UPDATE

Welcome Brobidus and pheenster to the list!

Zanstorm: 16

Bobby Canuck: 14

marcness52: 14

Passive Voice: 14

gmonk33: 13

FormerHab: 12

Nathaniel Perlow: 12

Coach Ryan: 11

Geordie Nuck: 11

nucksandpucks: 11

Tengeresz: 10

Twitchy2010: 10

seedvt: 9

Azzy Mahmood: 8

vancitydan: 8

westy99: 8

itsahardknocklife: 7

jwolf0: 7

Nathan k: 7

Nose_Face: 6

BigPDog: 5

hookedoncanuck: 5

AK_nuk: 4

kiwinuck: 4

Tim Burke: 4

canuck89: 3

ChuckinNux: 3

Puckhead1: 3

Brock: 2

bygfeete: 2

John Carroll: 2

prairienucker: 2

Smoboy41: 2

Vancouverguy: 2

Brobidus: 1

CombattlerV: 1

Kent Basky: 1

pheenster: 1

thesporteditor: 1

C'MON CANUCKS SNAP OUT OF IT!