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Morning Buzz: Columbus? Again? Ah Fuck

It feels like I'm stuck in a Cher music video. Has nothing to do with the Canucks or hockey, but I feel like I'm on an aircraft carrier and yeah, there's a 200 year old woman singing. Strange.

Justin K. Aller

Morning, everyone. Sorry for the lack of buzz yesterday, I was a little under the weather. Now that things are returning to normal and I'm feeling a little more like myself, here we are. The Canucks are in Columbus and those other dick heads are up to their usual shit. Lets get at it!

Canucks News:

>> Ben Kuzma has some trade candidates for us to mull over today, I liked it, a lot...I didn't like the part about Marty Reasoner though. Caman, Kuz. You're better than that, baby.

>> Wyatt "Why do you call me crying at 2 am" Arndt has some good news and bad news. I hope this comes with my choice of frogurt with free toppings.

>> Jason Botchford has some quality shap, he says it's Roberto Luongo's turn to stop the bleeding. Fuck, I couldn't stand two loses in three games to the Beej's.

>> The lead off for Jim Jamieson's article is a picture of Mats Sundin. Yep, that's actually happening. But according to Jamieson, you have to go back a while to match these Canucks struggles.

>> A couple of pieces from Thomas Drance from Canucks Army today. The first being the pro's and cons of head coach Alain Vigneault, the second wondering if the Canucks should put a claim on Chicago Blackhawks defenseman Steve Montador.

That's all in Canuck land this morning. I'll edit throughout the day if new stuff becomes available. Lets see what those other fuckers are up to.

The Other Guys:

>> Steve Yzerman, the general manager for the Tampa Bay Lightning say that they aren't looking to trade for rentals.

>> Award for worst name ever goes to Kaspars Daugavins, he also had this shitty little shootout attempt last night.

>> San Jose Sharks defenseman and Survivor Castaway Brent Burns could be back in the lineup tonight.

>> I still don't care for Chris Neil, this video makes me like him a lot less. Watch as him and former teammate Chris Kelly go knee-on-knee, or leg-on-leg, whatever you want to call it.

>> And finally, because I can't sit here all day in these soaking wet clothes, Toronto Maple Leafs forward and Twitter creeper, Joffrey Lupul could return soon.

Thanks for reading today folks. That's all I've got for you this morning. Have a good one, stay out the rain and come bring me some coffee.

- Mitch