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Canucks v Blackhawks tonight. Nothing special, right? Of course not, I'm sure nothing happened the last time they played...oh, elbow? Daniel? Season derailed? Alright, it's a big deal.

Jonathan Daniel

Morning, everyone, hope you're ready for the weekend. What better way to start it off than with a Canucks game against those son of a bitch bastards, the Blackhawks. Got some NHL news, as usual, too. Lets get at it!

Canucks News:

>> Ed "get these fucking kids out of my living room!" Willes says the Canucks are still smarting over the cost of Duncan Keith's cheap shot against Daniel Sedin.

>> Even if this was posted, I'm posting it again. The Legion of Blog suggests kids these days, they need to celebrate responsibly.

>> More from the LOB, J. Bowman fights crime, Burrows tries four moves at once.

>> Cory Schneider doesn't cry himself to sleep, like a man he hides his shame and has a deep hard man sob in a hot shower.

>> Jason "The first son of Shap" Botchford has the Canucks hat trick. It's a day old, but I didn't do the Buzz yesterday, so fuck you, Mr. Ferguson!

>> Jordan Clarke has a piece with Canucks Army on the Canucks quips of the week. AV didn't use a lozenge to decide the goalie for tonight's game.

That appears to be it this morning. Really guys? Canucks and Blackhawks tonight and that's it? Caman!

The Other Guys:

>> Hey, here's a new one: The Phoenix Coyotes ownership issue still isn't resolved!! Is anyone surprised? Like 100% legit surprised that this has happened?

>> Scott Thornton got knocked the fuck out by John Scott. He may not have been actually knocked out cold, but he's now out of the lineup with a concussion.

>> Evgeni "the ugliest person in the league" Malkin apparently "tomahawked" Marc Staal and he's not too happy about it.

>> Be still, everyone! Saint Brad Marchand has yet another declaration of the state of the game of hockey! He's calling Buffalo Sabres head coach Lindy Ruff's time out with 13 seconds left disrespectful.

>> This is as far as I'm taking it today. Totally mailing it in, but the New York Islanders, the King of the waiver wire had a weird moment last night when their head coach took a puck to the head. I giggled.

That's it for me today, guys. Everyone have a good weekend and enjoy the game tonight. It's going to be a good one!

- Mitch