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Every time you close your eyes, there these two will be. (Photo by Rich Lam/Getty Images)
Every time you close your eyes, there these two will be. (Photo by Rich Lam/Getty Images)
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(*chirping crickets*)

Canucks News

  • Henrik Sedin is a shot quality king. [NHL Numbers]
  • Aquilini's are saving golf courses now. [Vancouver Sun]
  • What can Lapierre bring next season? [NW Sports Beat]
  • The Daywalker speaks: "don't panic my precious." Or something like that. [National Post]
  • ESPN Chicago is an actual thing. And their guy thinks Bolland for Luongo sucks. [ESPN]
  • Fancy Stats Alert: where did Vancouver fall in respect to injury analysis & GVT last season? [Springing Malik]

Everybody Else

  • Arbitration for dummies. Someone pass this along to Weise to read on the flight to Toronto. [Backhand Shelf]
  • Should the Devils help replace the Parise void with affordable Petr Sykora? [ILWT]
  • The Jets are trying to lock up Kane in a new six year deal. [Winnipeg Free Press]
  • I'm usually more down on enforcers than most, but that said some are great interviews. Case in point: Scott Parker. [MHH]
  • One GM is 90% sure that Doan is staying in Phoenix. That GM, as Twitchy pointed out, must be Don Maloney. [PHT]
  • Are the top ten highest-paid goaltenders worth it? Actually don't click this. Keep reading. [Sportsnet]
  • Tom Benjamin proposes a fun NHLPA strategy... [Canucks Corner]
  • ...but it may not matter because we're apparently fucked already. [PHT]
  • To wash that bad taste out of your mouth from the last story, here are a bunch of FAIL gifs. The second one is a metaphor for life honestly. [Daily Dot]