Whether you're feeling the effects of a big win and the celebration that followed, or you're just crushing as much caffeine as you can to make it through the day, everyone needs a good buzz in the morning. Here are your links, images, bad Photoshops, out-of-context quotes and wild generalities from one of the most vocal and misunderstood fanbases in the league (plus a link or two from the grump old men who get paid to cover the team).
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Vancouver Canucks News & Notes
Manny Malhotra is the Canucks' nominee for the Masterton Trophy. Well deserved! | Vancouver Sun
The soon-to-return Keith Ballard offers some advice to his fellow teammates regarding Daniel Sedin's recent concussion: "Just leave him alone." | The White Towel
The Canucks have been playing good defensive hockey for the past 3 games. Unfortunately, it's come at the expense of offense. | The Province
The playoffs — better known on the West Coast as "riot season" — are just a couple of weeks away, and the Vancouver police are wisely bracing themselves for the possibility of another deep run. Can't blame them. | PD
The feature photo today is from an amazing set of Photoshops by Caley Rambout, a member of the Canucks community at HFBoards. These put my meager collection to shame. Check them all out here. | Smug Nation
With a Selke Trophy and Olympic silver medal to his name, there's only one thing left for Ryan Kesler to conquer: trashy teen dramas. | PITB
Thomas Drance breaks down the most likely first round opponents for Vancouver. In other words, the Pacific Division. | CanucksArmy
"Shit Vancouver may say sometimes or whatever." Despite the questionable sentence structure, this is actually pretty funny.
NHL News & Notes
A 3-0 loss to the Carolina Hurricanes officially eliminated the Toronto Maple Leafs from the playoffs last night. Saying the Loafs "plummeted" in the standings over the past 2 months would be the understatement of the year. | NHL
Just to rub it in, Chris Lund recalls how different the world was the last time the Loafs played meaningful hockey in April. | Backhand Shelf
Justing Glock makes a strong case for Marc-Andre Fleury as this year's Vezina Trophy winner. | The Hockey Writers
Taylor Hall is going to be out for 5 – 6 months, but not because of his current concussion issue; the shoulder he injured back in November needs surgery. | NP