Morning Buzz: NHL Still Locked Out. News Shocking to None.

Good morning, everyone. Well, the NHL is still locking out it's players. Of course that's not news but rather a really shitty fact. Anyways, the baby Canucks were in Abbotsford over the weekend to play the Heat. Lets get at it.

Canucks News:

>> Wyatt Arndt has been busy trying to acquire milk flavored Pepsi. It sounds disgusting, but at least he has some fake season games for us to recap.

>> What is a fun but cruel way to spend the weekend? Head out to Abbotsford and watch the Heat and Wolves play, according to Jason Botchford.

>> Remember Steve McCarthy? Yeah, so do I. The most eventful thing about his 51 games in Vancouver was when he had a tooth pulled on TV. However, Ben "the Rattlesnake" Kuzma talks about McCarthy and how he's taken the blame for his troubled time with the Canucks.

>> Patrick Johnston from Canucks Army has a great article on how the Canucks were built. I recommend you go read it.

>> Daniel Wagner from Pass it to Bulis has recaps of Wolves vs. The Heat from this weekend.

That's really all I can come up with for Canucks news. Better than a kick in the face, right?

The Other Guys:

>> Sergei Kostitsyn is a whiny little bitch, but that doesn't actually surprise me.

>> Canucks Army has some KHL highlights.

>> Claude Giroux scored a couple in Germany and sings Gangnam Style. This lockout needs to end. Really soon.

>> David Krejci has feelings and they appear to be hurt. He thinks that Gary Bettman treats the players like animals.

>> Mikko "I'm not Saku" Koivu has signed with Finnish club TPS.

>> Bill Daly says that though the league and PA are talking, they're not negotiating. I'd guess they're sending flaming bags of shit back and forth to their respective headquarters.

>> The Mayor of Glendale, Arizona makes a case to let the Coyotes go. Thank god.

>> Last, but not least, Elliot Friedman has his '30 Thoughts' piece. And apparently he likes to swear.

That's it from me today, everyone. Hope you have a good Monday.

Thanks for reading!

- Mitch