Gillis Says Luongo To Leafs Rumors Are Not True

TSN contacted Mike Gillis on Friday about the hoard of Lou - to - Toronto rumors out there. Gillis told TSN that he would "be right back" and clanking of bottles followed by somebody yelling "FORE!" in the background was heard. Then more clanking of bottles followed by a belch. There was then a rustling and banging noise in what TSN believes was Gillis dropping his cell phone and then picking it back up. Another belch a second before Gillis said: "Are you assholes reading idiotic twitter feeds? Hockeybuzz perhaps? Oh wait, this is all from Reimer practicing in Vancouver right?" (hiccups) "Leave me the fuck alone! I'm trying for a birdie here and your are screwing with my concentration! Why would I deal with that jackass Brian Burke? He tried to take my Sedins a few years ago. I love those twins. Why the fuck would I deal with Toronto? No, TSN, I don't want any of their players. I am looking at Chicago or Florida. Hold on a sec......'hey Lawrence! Not Coors Light! I want a Kokanee!' Anyways, who am I talking to again? Oh right, TSN. Fuck off TSN. I'm golfing!" CLICK.

(Pardon my humor)

Seriously though, Gillis called the rumors untrue.