"So what you're saying is: the Canucks need to take an obscene amounts of penalties to start the game and kill them all..then wait for the refs to make a bunch of calls on San Jose and bury them with 3 straight goals on 5 on 3 man advantages over the span of 1:55?"
"That's EXACTLY what I'm saying. Checkmate, Sergei! Chouwaa Chong!"
C'mon Canucks, close this one out! Stop the madness!