To the tune "Hey Jude" by The Beatles:
Hey D, don't make it bad
Take the rebound, get it to center
Remember to show some integrity and heart
Then you can start to make it better
Hey Team, where are your legs?
You left them at the Molson Center
You let that Alfie get under your skin
I showed some heart, things didn't get better
And any time you cough up the puck, hey team, you f*cks
I'm carrying the team upon my shoulders
For Bernier you know that it's a fool with the tools
But gets colder and colder
Na na na na na na na na na
Hey team, you let me down
My save percentage ain't getting better
Can't let them come in 3 on 1 all game
That's why I'm writing this suicide letter
So take the puck and put it in, hey team, let's win
Maybe we should get back Christian Ruutu
And don't you know that it's just you, hey team, you fools
Maybe it is I who should score some goals for you
Na na na na na na na na na
Hey team, you shit the bed
Sure the Oilers could play much better
Remember to remove your head from your ass
When we play Boston, we'll fair much better, better, better, better, better, oh yeah!!
Na na na na-na-na na, na-na-na na, you fools
Na na na na-na-na na, na-na-na na, Steve drools
Nothing much good to say about the Sens game except that Raycroft was the best Canuck. The team showed up flat and got burned for it. Pavol Demitra finally got to play on line 2 and he looked pretty good with Kesler and Raymond. Samuelsson looked alright on line 3. Perhaps this is Demo's time to move into the top 6. The chemistry is there. It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Check out Krista's "Devils Went Down To Georgia" remake of the Charlie Daniels classic here. That's why I decided to go with the Raycroft ballad here. It's all about inspiration and stuff.
My 3 Stars:
1. Brian Elliot's left nut
2. Brian Elliot's right nut
3. Vancouver's lack of nuts