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@ Dallas Stars

Saturday, Jan 2, 2010, 11:05 AM PST
American Airlines Center
Opposition Blog: Defending Big D

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It's a day of hockey! Wipe the cobwebs from your eyes and enjoy the early start!

A couple of Texas hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

He gasps to the operator, "I think my friend is dead! What do I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.....
The hunter says, "OK, now what?"