Interested In Feeling Worse About Yourself?

It doesn't take much to remind me that my 550 sq-foot "apartment" is basically a coffin with a closet. So when I see things like the Canucks new dressing room (complete with an oval-shaped uniform room, a kitchen, computer work stations, whirlpools and new modern lockers and dressing room), my coffin somehow gets a little bit smaller. Fuck.

Update: According to Ryan "I'm not qualified to play in the NHL" Johnson, they have finger print scanners on their locks to avoid pranks.