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Pierre reads his mailbag and discloses this gem of a trade concept: "Flyers need goaltending and a true 3rd line center. Flyers send Briere, Biron, Jones and a 1st round pick to Vancouver, for Luongo and Kesler and a conditional pick. Briere would waive his no trade clause because his best friend Biron is going with him." Attempt to not soil yourself with laughter, there's likely people around you.