The last game before a 3-day Xmas break. What do these schitzoid Canucks have in store for us tonight? All I know is:
1. Keep your drinks chilled
2. Don't curse in front of the kids
3. Don't jump into the ceiling fan whenever the Canucks score.
Oh, with Nashville being the home of country music and all, I've got a joke for you:
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."
"Sure enough, cowboy, we can do that," says the warden. He turns to the biker, "And you, biker, what's your last request?"
"That you kill me first."
Enjoy the game!
""Bleed you bastard!"