To the tune: Perry Mason by Ozzy.
Burke was eating dinner when it took him by surprise
A speedy kid named Raymond was the cause of his team's demise
Eating 15 corndogs all the weight went to his head
When Luongo played like Jesus the Leafs were f**king dead
The Gas Line, every time makes you a pylon
Raymond shines, he'll blow by you my friend
Over and over again
That is all. Go Canucks!