I'll keep this up as long as they keep coming; don't forget Forsberg either since he kicked it off (for a second straight year!).
2/26, 3:11 PM ET - Chris Simon goes to Minnesota for a 2008 6th pick. Garth Snow decided to dump his garbage in the Northwest rather then rape it this year.
2/26, 1:36 PM ET - Marian Hossa and Pascal Dupuis go to Pittsburgh for Angelo Esposito, Colby Armstrong, Erik Christensen and a 2008 1st pick. Mark Recchi cannot contain his anger.
2/26, 2:58 PM ET - Matt Cooke goes to Washington for Matt Pettinger. The CDC goes apeshit and makes a fun avatar of Nonis on fire.
2/26, 1:11 PM ET - Sergei Fedorov goes to Washington for Ted Ruth. The good citizens of Ohio pack his bags and drop him off at the border of Pennsylvania.
2/26, 1:01 PM ET - Adam Foote goes to Colorado for conditional 2008 picks trickery. Rob Blake rumored to have rethought that whole "waiving the NTC" thing.
2/26, 12:36 PM ET - Martin Lapointe goes to Ottawa for a 2008 6th pick. Everyone on the East coast scratches their crotch and goes back to lunch.
2/26, 11:52 AM ET - Brad Richards and Johan Holmqvist to Dallas for Mike Smith, Jussi Jokinen, Jeff Halpern and a 2009 4th pick. By doing so, JJ becomes furious and demands the blood of a first born.
2/26, 11:27 AM ET - Brian Campbell and a 2008 7th pick to San Jose for Steve Bernier and a 2008 1st pick. The Battle of California guys suddenly get really excited for the playoffs.
2/26, 11:15 AM ET - Wade Belak to FLA for 2008 5th pick. Cops in Miami go on full alert.
2/26, 10:34 AM ET - Salvador to NJ for Janssen. A checked "woo" comes from the NHL masses.
2/25, 10:39 PM ET - Prospal to Flyers. The second "I love ya come home" trade of the day.
