Far be it for me to rain shit on people and their personal preferences, but a recent comment to Alanah about the mere possibility of some mortal soul walking around with a Dan Cloutier tattoo etched on them for life had me thinking about other skin-altering hockey tributes people may have. Well, thank you Google (and specifically The Hockey News), because suddenly I’ve lost a bit more hope for the future of my species:
(Bert? You badass...)
(I'm sure this guy or girl is psyched for next year's schedule...)
(Brian Gionta at 800 years young, still going strong)
(AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME)
(NOT AWESOME NOT AWESOME NOT AWESOME)
And finally and regrettably....
(Insert wide-eyed disbelief here)