To whom it may concern (by which I mean Allah, Yahweh, Elohim, the entire Holy Trinity, Deus, Igzi'abihier, Jah, Ngai, Niskam, Bhagavan, Baquan, the current incarnation of the Buddha, Anami Purush, Ahura Mazda, and Shang Ti…thank you Wikipedia):
Have Mercy. Let’s keep it respectable, eh? If you require virgin sacrifice, just give us a signal.
The Vancouver Canucks Team, Coaching Staff and fans of various ages