Yes, it's Rasta Man Matt Cooke! All last season Matt was begging the coach to be the third Sedin, but Anson Carter, the Dark Knight couldn't be stopped, and Coach Crow kept telling him that he wasn't cool enough to play with the sisters. Desperation set in. The Canucks missed the playoffs. And Cooke had all spring and summer to grow his hair out, skip showers completely, and get dreadlocks. Now Canuck fans will cheer loudly for the White Knight, as even new coach Alain Vigneault has been heard saying "Yah Mon!" and hasn't really felt like working, but rather banging on a drum all day.
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