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Score-Predicting Wizards List: 2012-13 FINAL

Congrats to FormerHab and Nathaniel Perlow (who picked Marleau to score the winner in Game 4 to end up in a tie with FH.) Well played, both of you! You both win a dirty sock from me. My socks stink...

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The Complete Rebuild Hypothesis

Let's pretend we are forced into a complete rebuild. What do you do?

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Which Former Canuck Player Would You Want Back?

So today apparently is "trade for someone who used to play for you" day in the NHL. The LA Kings have trade Simon Gagne back to the Flyers in exchange for a draft pick. And shortly thereafter,...

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Budweiser Red (Goal) Light Is Awesome

Budweiser sent me a free Goal Light (very quickly I might add) as long as I gave it a promotion on the site. So I said: What the heck? Really simple to set up. You need a wireless router, a smart...

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NHL 2012-13 Season Predictions

Bah! Predicting NHL standings is about as accurate as forecasting weather. Opinions are like assholes...everybody has one. But who cares? Let's have some fun! Here are my predictions for the...

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Western Conference Predictions

Since the NHL saw fit to kick off the season in California, likewise I'll start my season previews in the West. And, much like the NHL season, this time out it's a rushed amalgam of impressions,...

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The 2013 Nucks Misconduct Yahoo Fantasy Pool

I have set up a Head To Head pool at Yahoo Fantasy Hockey. I am only going to set-up and be the commissioner of this one pool, and here is how it all shakes down: TYPE: Head-To-Head DRAFT DATE /...

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OT Open Thread: Name Your Fave Movies And Actors

How's everybody holding up? I want to congratulate USA for beating the Canadians at the World Juniors........but I won't. Maybe we have covered that top 5 topic before in an open thread, but hey,...

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From All Of Us To All Of You

All of us at Nucks Misconduct would like to wish all of YOU happy holidays. Thank you for making our community what it is: a haven for the eternally damned Canucks fan! And now, a Christmas story. ...

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New Canucks Pump-Up Video

I know, it's cruel to show a Canucks season pump video when there's a damned lockout and the NHL is just about to cancel games through November. But MrNHLFanatic just posted his latest creation on...

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Zack Attack! Kassian Lowers The BOOM!

Zack Kassian unloaded on Rockford IceHogs' Nick Leddy in the Wolves recent AHL tilt. Check this shit out! That gave me a flashback of Wendel Clarke doing this back in the day: Woo! Way to...

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A Revised Message From Mike Gillis

Dear Canucks Fans, Dear you pathetic, wretched and meek souls who still haven't gotten over game seven and now have nothing to do with your time but admit quietly to yourself - down deep in...

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Best Canucks Masks Championship

What started with 16 brave souls back in July has been aggressively whittled down to two of the best masks in Vancouver Canucks franchise history.

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Chatting Hockey With SBN's Raw Charge, Part I

Let's talk mutual hate for Boston, mutual admiration for Salo and mutual sadness for Ohlund with the fine people in Tampa Bay.

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Best Canucks Masks, Round II: Roberto Luongo vs. Johan Hedberg

We need someone to join Cheech, Bromley and Ridley in the final four. So who you got: the Moose or Johnny Canuck?

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Best Canucks Masks, Round II: Curt Ridley vs. Corey Hirsch

Stick-in-rink vs Norman Bates. Who you got?

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Best Canucks Masks, Round II: Gary Bromley vs. Cory Schneider

This week's mask street fight brings us 'skin & bones' (who made it rain pain down on Jason Labarbera) against the Ginger Jesus (who dusted off poor Bobby Essensa with ease).

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Best Canucks Masks, Round II: John Garrett vs. Peter Skudra

We enter the conference semifinals with a good mix of goalies throughout the ages, from some of the classics (Garrett, Bromley, Ridley) to Vancouver's two current goal stopping machines.

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First Round Ends on Monday

Just a reminder that the first round in our summer project comes to a close this coming Monday, so if you haven't voted in each round for your favorite, stop slacking punk.

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Best Canucks Masks, Round I: Kirk McLean vs. Roberto Luongo

The first round ends with a clash of the titans with Vancouver netminders Roberto Luongo and Kirk McLean. I'm sure this won't be divisive at all.

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Best Canucks Masks, Round I: Johan Hedberg vs. Andrew Raycroft

Moving into the final quarter our our first round competition we have a Moose versus a bobsledder.

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Best Canucks Masks, Round I: Curt Ridley vs. Garth Snow

Today's contest brings us a battle between the stick-in-rink versus the Yeti. By the way that sentence has never been written in the history of the internet. You're welcome.

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Best Canucks Masks, Round I: Curtis Sanford vs. Corey Hirsch

Four more first round match-ups await your vote, starting with another back-up bash between the Sandman and the Psycho. Two may enter, but only one may leave.

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Best Canucks Masks, Round I: Bob Essensa vs. Cory Schneider

Both netminders started with Vancouver as back-ups only to play well enough to demand the starting role and became fan favorites in the process. But who has the better mask?

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Best Canucks Masks, Round I: Jason LaBarbera vs. Gary Bromley

It really helps if you like skulls for our next round of best Vancouver goalie masks. It's Jason LaBarbera vs. Gary Bromley and, yes, you should be headbanging right now.

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Best Canucks Masks, Round I: John Garrett vs. Dunc Wilson

Which Canucks goalie has had the best mask design in franchise history? We've narrowed the list down to the top 16 and your votes will determine the winner. First up is a battle between old timers John Garrett and Dunc Wilson.

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