So the Canucks and 2-0 leads are going as well together as shit and strawberry shortcake. Yeah...that well.

There are a few excellent Canucks stories on the web today that are just too good to pass up on. I gotta show you the goods. First of all, lost in all that was a Canucks' fail last night was the...

The Canucks get worked in San Jose, the power-play shit the bed and so did the PK. I eat tuna for breakfast.

Sorry for the delay in the news. We wanted to bask in the afterglow of Zack Kassian's extreme awesomeness.

It's not like the Canucks could possibly end this homestand without a win. That's just silly.

With Vandermeer clearing waivers, we should get the word soon that Jordan Schroeder is coming to the rescue. Or maybe it'll be Joe Cannata just to add to the ongoing goalie controversy floating around. Speaking of which...

Fine, so this weekend didn't exactly go according to plan. No worries, it's a long season...wait, no it isn't. Crap.

One day away from puck drop, Alex Ovechkin still a shit head. Morning Buzz!

Cory Schneider fought panic attacks in the 2011 playoffs. NHL waiver wire goes crazy, Garth Snow forgets his name and pisses himself.

Jannik Hansen has been playing better and better in a checking role for the Canucks as the years go by. He is putting up more points too. He scored 16 goals and 39 points in 82 games last season....