Canucks = Fail

Canucks Player Autopsy: Eddie Lack


We've gone through the Canucks roster, player by player. Last, but certainly not least, is Eddie Lack, our favorite Swedish goaltender.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Frank Corrado


Corrado's place on the Canucks' roster depends on what the team does in the off season

Canucks Player Autopsy: Nicklas Jensen


The pride of Denmark & the hope of Vancouver. Nope, no pressure at all.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Shawn Matthias


In our ongoing autopsy of the Canucks season, we turn our attention to Shawn Matthias. What did he bring to the Canucks and what can we expect from him going forward?

Canucks Player Autopsy: Tom Sestito


It speaks volumes about the kind of year the Canucks had that so much time was spent talking about this guy, doesn't it?

Canucks Player Autopsy: Zac Dalpe


NHL player? Or AHL stud.

Canuck Player Autopsy: Yannick Weber


A look at the Swiss defenseman, and whether he remains a Canuck next year...

Canucks Player Autopsy: Alex Burrows


If you could summarize Vancouver's 2013-14 season in the plight of one man's year, Burrows would be work perfectly.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Ryan Stanton


Please take a number at this year's Canucks Player Autopsies. No. 18, please step forward in line.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Chris Tanev


An overview of Chris Tanev's 2013-14 season with the Canucks.


Canucks Player Autopsy: Jannik Hansen


Known by many Canucks fans as the Honey Badger, this Dane was given this nickname because he simply didn't give a fuck. Was this year a sign of what's to come, or more a product of the Canucks...

Canucks Player Autopsy: David Booth


David...David Boother! King of the wild frontier!

Canucks Player Autopsy: Dan Hamhuis


Gazing from my window to the streets below, On a freshly fallen silent shroud of snow. I am a rock, I am an island. I am the Hammer.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Brad Richardson


Next up in our Canucks Player Autopsy series is Brad Richardson, who joined the Canucks this year as a free agent after five years with the Kings.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Kevin Bieksa


Bieksa has three-40-plus point seasons under his belt, and they are sporadic. No, he did not score 40 points this past season.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Mike Santorelli


Canucks' fans were skeptical when Mike Gillis brought in this one time twenty goal scorer that couldn't stay in the Florida Panthers' lineup.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Zack Kassian


You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there have...the Kassassin.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Jason Garrison


Next up in our annual Canucks Player Autopsy series is defenseman Jason Garrison, the man with the shot hard enough to demolish a building.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Chris Higgins


Higgins was one of the best Canucks this season. And that says it all.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Ryan Kesler


If you had to pick one player that represented the craziness of this past season, look no further than Ryan Kesler. His ups and downs, highs and lows mirrored that of the Canucks.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Daniel Sedin


How did the team's best left winger do this year? Brace yourself.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Henrik Sedin


The series you know and love is back. Although earlier than we would have preferred, it's time for our annual Canucks autopsies, beginning with the captain himself, Henrik Sedin.

What Do You Want From Us?


Being a Canuck fan has never been easy, but after another jaw-dropping low point, I am left wondering: Mr. Aqualini, what do you want from us?

What Are You Trying To Say? I'm Crazy?


I'd love to be able to say we've hit peak insanity in Canuckville, but it seems like they keep upping the crazy like that kid you knew in Grade 3 who could be dared to eat anything.

Fire Cleanses


No matter how bad things got for the Canucks over the last few years, we could always take solace in the fact that twice a year, the Canucks would beat the Leafs. I have some bad news for you...

We're So Boned


Screwed. Toast. History. Dead in the freakin' water. No matter how you look at it, this team is going nowhere. Damn them to hell for having the kind of December they had, because it gave us nothing...

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