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Canucks Player Autopsy: Dan Hamhuis

WHO IS THIS GUY? Dan Hamhuis (aka Hammer, Ham Damhuis, Ham Solo. Or, Hammer Time! when he scores or decks somebody) Born: Smithers, BC. Paradise. Only cool cats are born here. Drafted: 12th...

Canucks Player Autopsy: Tom Sestito

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

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Canucks Player Autopsy: Andrew Alberts

Alberts. Alberts. Who the **** is Alberts?

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Canucks Player Autopsy: David Booth

There's unlucky, there's snake-bitten and then there's David Booth.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Keith Ballard

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Dale Weise

Who's this guy? Dale Weise Position: Right Wing Shoots: Right Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs. Born: August 5, 1988 in Winnipeg, MB History: Drafted in the 4th round (111th overall) by the New...

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Canucks Player Autopsy: Derek Roy

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy. Today's victim: Derek Roy.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Chris Tanev

Dissecting the season of Christopher Tanev, who's becoming an important player for the Canucks and is a restricted free agent this summer.

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Canucks Player Autopsy: Maxim Lapierre

Did you know ol' Max was from the same home town that has an arena named after Roberto Luongo? Small world.

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Canucks Player Autopsy: Jordan Schroeder

Who's this guy? Jordan Schroeder Position: Center Shoots: Right Height: 5'9'' Weight: 180 lbs Born: September 29, 1990 in Prior Lake Minneapolis History: Drafted by the Vancouver Canucks in...

Canucks Player Autopsy: Ryan Kesler

Who's this guy? Ryan Kesler Position: Center Shoots: Right Height: 6'2'' Weight: 202 Born: August 31 in Livonia, Michigan History: Drafted by Vancouver 23rd overall in the 2003 NHL Entry...

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Canucks Player Autopsy: Chris Higgins

How did one of the fan favorite checkers make out in this short season?

Canucks Player Autopsy: Jason Garrison

Analyzing Jason Garrison's first season as a Canuck, which was a success by any reasonable expectation.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Alex Edler

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

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Canucks Player Autopsy: Alexandre Burrows

Who's this guy? Alexandre Burrows Position: Right Wing Shoots: Left Height: 6'1'' Weight: 188 Born: April 11 in Pincourt, QC, Canada History: Signed as a free agent by Vancouver on...

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Canucks Player Autopsy: Jannik Hansen

Canucks Player Autopsy: Jannik Hansen

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BREAKING: CANUCKS FIRE VIGNEAULT

TSN is reporting that the Vancouver Canucks are going to announce they've fired The coaching staff of Alain Vigneault, Rick Bowness and Newell Brown.

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Canucks Player Autopsy: Henrik Sedin

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

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Canucks Player Autopsy: Daniel Sedin

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

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Rick Rypien's Fan Appreciation Night

When it rains it pours. Or, if you're the Canucks, you assault a paying fan in their arena while your team is getting curb stomped fiercely.

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Hawks Pound Canucks. Now We'll See How Vancouver Responds

Blackhawks destroy the Canucks in Game 2

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Canucks-Coyotes post game reactions - news

Post game reaction from Canucks media and fans after disappointing loss to the Coyotes

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This Is Progress?

I have to admit: for the very first time since I started this blog (at the dawn of the Luongo era) I find it impossible to tolerate my own team. I've been an unabashed fan of the Canucks,...

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Do Or Do Not...There Is No Try

Take a look at the battlefield this morning: That's amazing: seven teams out of 15 are effectively in a logjam, from 11th to 5th! So while they don't deserve to still be in this, a Vancouver win...

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Seven...Seven Straight Losses (Ah Ah Ah)!

4:20 PM ET Update - ....annnnnd the good time go go fun house that is the Vancouver Canucks continues. Before you read the update, I ask that you kindly play this clip (no need to stare at the...

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Luongo Returns, Everyone Else Leaves For Hawaii Early

I couldn't take all of the Sharks game in, so I left to rely on the beauty of pure numbers and the elegance of the scoresheet to tell me the story. A 2-1 OTL suggests fine goaltending. Luongo...

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