Canucks = Fail

What Do You Want From Us?

Being a Canuck fan has never been easy, but after another jaw-dropping low point, I am left wondering: Mr. Aqualini, what do you want from us?

What Are You Trying To Say? I'm Crazy?

I'd love to be able to say we've hit peak insanity in Canuckville, but it seems like they keep upping the crazy like that kid you knew in Grade 3 who could be dared to eat anything.

Fire Cleanses

No matter how bad things got for the Canucks over the last few years, we could always take solace in the fact that twice a year, the Canucks would beat the Leafs. I have some bad news for you...

We're So Boned

Screwed. Toast. History. Dead in the freakin' water. No matter how you look at it, this team is going nowhere. Damn them to hell for having the kind of December they had, because it gave us nothing but false hope.

The Roberto Luongo Situation Stinks (Updated)

Roberto Luongo does not want to be a Canuck

Canucks Player Autopsy: Kevin Bieksa

Let's review Kevin Bieksa's role this past season which, of course, means the superpunch makes an appearance.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Dan Hamhuis

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Tom Sestito

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Andrew Alberts

Alberts. Alberts. Who the **** is Alberts?

Canucks Player Autopsy: David Booth

There's unlucky, there's snake-bitten and then there's David Booth.

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Canucks Player Autopsy: Keith Ballard

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Dale Weise

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy....

Canucks Player Autopsy: Derek Roy

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy. Today's victim: Derek Roy.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Chris Tanev

Dissecting the season of Christopher Tanev, who's becoming an important player for the Canucks and is a restricted free agent this summer.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Maxim Lapierre

Did you know ol' Max was from the same home town that has an arena named after Roberto Luongo? Small world.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Jordan Schroeder

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get...

Canucks Player Autopsy: Ryan Kesler

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Chris Higgins

How did one of the fan favorite checkers make out in this short season?

Canucks Player Autopsy: Jason Garrison

Analyzing Jason Garrison's first season as a Canuck, which was a success by any reasonable expectation.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Alex Edler

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Alexandre Burrows

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Jannik Hansen

Canucks Player Autopsy: Jannik Hansen

BREAKING: CANUCKS FIRE VIGNEAULT

TSN is reporting that the Vancouver Canucks are going to announce they've fired The coaching staff of Alain Vigneault, Rick Bowness and Newell Brown.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Henrik Sedin

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

Canucks Player Autopsy: Daniel Sedin

Sharpen your scalpels and snap on a pair of rubber gloves: it's time to dissect the Canucks 2013 season on a player-by-player basis. You might want to wear facial protection, this could get messy.

Rick Rypien's Fan Appreciation Night

When it rains it pours. Or, if you're the Canucks, you assault a paying fan in their arena while your team is getting curb stomped fiercely.

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