2014 NHL Playoffs Night #23

As a reminder, this is Boston hockey.

Initiative is doing the right thing at the right time without having to be told. I keep telling you that.

Let's all pour one out for Dirk Hoag, the editor of the Predators blog On The Forecheck who is stepping down from writing duties after about a zillion years. He's one of the originals, blogging about this sport before it became cool (...blogging is cool right? I keep telling the single ladies that, but none are returning my calls).

We here at NM tip our caps Dirk. Now if he can just kick Weber over to us on his way out the door?

Your schedule of misery this evening includes:

  • 4:30 PM PTSubban's stick flex reluctantly entertain the city that will never have a museum of tolerance. The best scoring team when the game is tied? Montreal. The worst? Boston. Far be it for us to make a casual association between Boston being bad at one thing and expanding that for the purposes of hyperbole...so here we go: Boston sucks at everything. Let the rains of misery continue to pour unabated from the skies above.
  • 7:00 PM PTThe "why are they holding that severed shark's head?" aristocrats head face first into Teemu's throbbing Selanne. Remember against San Jose when Quick was coughing up the 7OL's like they were going out of style? I miss those days. Maybe the Ducks just need to pretend it's Luongo they're shooting at? At any rate, I hear-by give the Anaheim Ducks permission to stop the Kings by any means necessary. I'm not even above purple nurples. In fact I'll be annoyed if Perry doesn't try it at least once.
  • And here it is, your moment of zen.

    SB Nation 2014 NHL Playoff Bracket

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