- 4:30 PM PT - Sidney's Magic Carpet Emporium visits Alain Vigneault's Limp Blue (AND VERY VERY TIRED BABY PLEASE IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY THIS NEVER HAPPENS I DRANK TOO MUCH IT'S COLD IN HERE TOMORROW WILL BE BETTER DON'T TELL YOUR FRIENDS) Clownhorns. The top shooter on the Rags right now, by way of SH%, is noted dipshit Daniel Carcillo. That feels about right. If you cast your eyes towards the bottom of the list, you'll see that Richard Nash has the same SH% as Henrik "hang on, my nails are drying" Lundqvist. Hell, you and I have the same SH% as Nash does. That too feels about right. Far be it for me to second guess the best coach to never win two Jack Adams' awards, but on top of not winning faceoffs or bothering to score on the power play (or in the second period...or in the last two games...pick one), if he's not going to put in Raphael Diaz - the Dale Weise of playoff blueliners - he'll deserve the 3-1 hole he's staring at.
And here it is, your moment of zen.