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- 4:00 PM PT - Subban's stick flex visit the city that will never have a museum of tolerance. Battre à Beat the Beat Marchand sur Lucic sur le Chara avec une batte de base-ball Oh oui, oh oui, oh-oh.
- 6:00 PM PT - Zach and Nino Make a Porno visit Joel Quenneville's 101 course on crotch grabbing for people with low self esteem. Fun fact ya'll: three of the top four luckiest players in the playoffs right now are ex-Canucks. The one who isn't: Sir Dany Heatley who somehow is the league's luckiest player despite being on a team almost tied for the overall worst luck. So, yeah, the Wild are screwed.
And now, here is it, your moment of zen.