If you don't answer them, then I'll simply continue the conversation in my head. Which is fine because, there, I'm always right.
- 4:30 PM PT - Alain Vigneault's Limp Blue Clownhorns visit Sidney's Magic Carpet Emporium. MAF! MAF! M'fingAF! No one here is actually rooting for the Rangers, right?
- 7:00 PM PT - The "why are they holding that severed shark's head?" aristocrats visit Teemu's throbbing Selanne. LA's got that crazy look in their eyes. If the power of Disney can't stop them, who can?