2014 NHL Playoffs Night #33 - It's Over

The real crime here is the wife beater and the backwards hat.

Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, chameleon...

Sorry Los Angeles.

Don't bother.

We've seen this look in Chicago's eyes before.

Close your eyes and pig nose is still staring bullets into your fragile soul.

Open your eyes and Kane's $14.80 cab fare is right in your lap (meanwhile he's behind you scoring a goal).

Close them again and you'll wake up in the ER from a Keith elbow.

Open them and there's the big Q grabbing his crotch screaming in tongues.

Close them now.

Close them forever.

Drift off to sleep sweet prince.

There's always next year.

Maybe.

SB Nation 2014 NHL Playoff Bracket

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