Tom Szczerbowski
As a child, Buster had a beloved parakeet. But after landing on his mother's housekeeper's head, it flew away. And into a transformer. When Buster found out, he destroyed the family's kitchen, believing this to be where Rosa lived.
Vancouver shit itself last night and AV swears he didn't swear. Welcome to your Monday.
Canucks News
- Danny Taylor = Canuck killah.
- The loss according to Twitter.
- In case you missed it yesterday, here are 11 signs the Canucks are cursed.
- Jank helps bring baby beakers into the world.
- Cam Barker's first game stat line: 15:32 TOI, 21 shifts, two shots, one block, one assist and zero swarms of locusts (crap, nevermind).
- If you trust Craig Button, Vancouver needs to get 51.2% of their remaining points to make the playoffs.
Everyone Else
- Cam Ward is gone for eight weeks. Know anyone with an extra goalie?
- Here's Kaleta - who has a hearing by phone today so no long term suspension - destroying Richards.
- Claude Julien has a complaint. Let's watch! Or if you don't want to watch, may I suggest this?
- The Leafs toss Mike Brown at the Oilers for a head nod and a fist bump.
- Don't click don't click don't click don't click.
- Anything you can do women can do better.
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