Hey Calgary, we've got two words for ya!
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Q: What do the Calgary Flames and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!
Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Calgary Flames?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.
Q: What do you call 5 Calgary Flames players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why are the Flames like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.
Q: What do college students and the Flames have in common?
A: They’ve both finished their year by April. Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Flames players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Flames fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!
Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 Calgary Flames with 23 lesbians?
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