Game Thread: Canucks At Flames: Suck It!

Hey Calgary, we've got two words for ya!
Game Time: 5:00
TV: Sportsnet Pacific
Rival Blog: Matchsticks And Gasoline

Q: What do the Calgary Flames and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice!

Q: What’s the difference between Frequent Flyer Miles and the Calgary Flames?
A: Frequent Flyer Miles earn points.

Q: What do you call 5 Calgary Flames players standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: Why are the Flames like grizzly bears?
A: Every fall they go into hibernation.

Q: What do college students and the Flames have in common?
A: They’ve both finished their year by April.

Q: Why did the Post Office recall their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of Flames players on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q: Why do people like driving a car with a Flames fan?
A: Because you can park in the handicap zone!

Q: What do you get when you combine all 23 Calgary Flames with 23 lesbians?
A: Fourty-Six people that don't do dick!

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/

Thank you!
Thank you very much! You're a great audience! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
and

GO CANUCKS GO!


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