How's the shap this morning? Canucks with a big, but boring with over their nemesis Chicago Blackhawks, and some other stuff happened around the league. Oh yeah, it's Saturday, what the fuck am I doing here? Lets get at it!
>> Jason Botchford loves a good Bounty Bar covered in HP sauce, he also talks about the Canucks snoozing to victory last night.
>> Wyatt "How did you get my phone number and why do you call me sobbing at 3 am?" Arndt has another great Rock Review.
I think that's it. Shit...maybe that's why I don't do this on weekends? Oh well, there's your Canucks news this morning, folks. Lets see what those other assholes got themselves into.
The Other Guys:
>> David Backes was given five and a game last night for a perfectly legal body check. Yep, that actually happened. Luckily, it was rescinded by the league today.
>> Ray "The Wizard" (his actually nickname apparently) Whitney has been placed on the IR. No doubt it's because he forgot his brain pills, or something that old people have to take?
>> Washington Capitals defenseman John Erskine (who most definitely was, or still is called "Foreskin") will have a hearing with the NHL at some point. In case you missed it,
Foreskin Erskine gave Philadelphia Flyers forward Wayne Simmonds the old chicken wing and likely a concussion to go along with it.
That's pretty much it. These Saturday's are slower than fuck. Oh well, you guys have a good weekend. Thanks for reading.