Good morning, everyone, I trust you are well. If not, well, get well? Actually, you know what? I wish that there was a greeting card that said "Heard you hard a stroke". If there was I would give it to people on birthday's and Christmas. Fantastic idea, someone needs to look into this. Anyways, the Canucks played last night and it didn't go that well. Andrew Ebbett was placed on waivers this morning to make room for David Booth to return. That and
much a little bit more. Lets get at it.
The Canucks lost last night to the St. Louis Blues in a shootout. We found out that David Backes is a real piece of shit and that T.J Oshie does know how to shoot the puck.
>> Ed Willies has a weird voice. Anyone else notice that? Anyways, he draws parallels to the Canucks and teen's driving sports cars, saying neither know how to use it.
>> From the fella's at the Legion of Blog, we have Wyatt "don't go in my fridge without asking" Arndt investigating the facial hair of the Vancouver Canucks. Also, Cam Charron talks about the resurgence of Keith Ballard and how it adds defensive depth.
>> Patrick Johnston and his hockey team lost to mine on the weekend, but he also has some great stuff on last night's Canucks game over at Canucks Army. By the way, does anyone else ever wonder if Keith Tkachuk got really fucking fat? Like Louie Anderson fat?
That's all for the Canucks this morning. You fucking KNOW shit will go down after I post this. But lets see what those other assholes are up to.
The Other Guys:
>> Not only are the Islanders not sucking the usual amount of shit they usually suck, but John Tavares was named the NHL's first star for the week. Neat.
>> Apparently the Philadelphia Flyers head coach and GM jobs are safe, even though they're sucking something fierce at a disappointing 6-9-1.
That's it this morning. I have to get to work, who would have thought that would happen right in the middle of this? Son of a bitch...
Anyways, thanks for reading, hope you're day goes as well as mine was.