Morning Buzz: So last night kinda sucked

Thearon W. Henderson

Canucks smoke the Ducks on Friday only to have the sweat fuck beaten out of them yesterday. Win-lose kinda weekend, I suppose?

Good morning, everyone, I hope you had a great weekend. I did, I thought yesterday morning was Monday morning. What a nightmare. We've got some Canucks stuff, some NHL stuff and a lot of swearing in between. Lets get at it.

Canucks News:

>> Ben Kuzma used a Dumb and Dumber reference to describe the Canucks last night. I think it works. I also think Kuzma should return my voice mail about the Schwinn bike he's selling that in his words is "in 76% mint condition".

>> Again, Kuz has the nightly "Provies" a collection of quotes from those involved in the game. I'm a little disappointed there isn't any shap in the Provies, but I guess that's to be expected.

>> Wyatt "you can call me 'Wyatt' but don't try to rhyme Wyatt cause it doesn't really rhyme with anything" Arndt has the Rock Review. Sure it's from the 26th, but I'm posting this and you're not.

>> Ben Kuzma dominates today's Canucks news, apparently, but he talks about Mason Raymond's skill finally showing through.

>>White Towel has the Canucks power play going from productive to dog shit awful concerning in just two games.

>> Thomas Drance from Canucks Army has a piece on Ryan Kesler and the four areas in which they miss him the most. No, it's not his home made apple brown betty, though that is quite delicious from what I hear. Also from Mr. Drance, is a game recap from last nights whooping by the San Jose Sharks.

>> Daniel Wagner from Pass it to Bulis watched last nights game. Here are his thoughts.

>> Also from PITB, Harrison Mooney shares a tale of the most famous crapper in Canucks history.

That's it from me this morning on the Canucks. Here's hoping that they can turn the Kings into Queens, or some other Kings and Queens type reference.

The Other Guys:

>> PK Subban is set to meet with his agent today. Likely to hear that he is still too good for what the Montreal Canadiens are offering, but hey, we could be in for a surprise. Who knows, right?

>> Patrick Marleau's beard grows up to his eyes, he was also named the NHL's First Start of the Week.

>> Alexander Ovechkin scored. We can all finally go about our business. Oh yeah, the Washington Capitals won, too.

>> The Chicago Blackhawks are off to their best start in franchise history. I wonder if Duncan Keith is worried about the game against the Canucks. Probably not, he once blocked a shot with his fucking FACE.

>> Nashville Predators forward Patric (his name isn't David, why the fuck did I think David?) Hornqvist will be out a minimum of four games.

>> Phoenix Coyotes center Matthew Lombardi who is often injured is injured again. He'll be out for a month.

That's all from me today, folks. You enjoy your day. Don't make the mistake I did and eat a can of tuna for breakfast. Fuck. What a nightmare.

Thanks for reading.

- Mitch

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