Hello all! I welcome you to this open thread! To fill the required amount of words, I've decided to share something that will most likely make you people (I say "you people" as offensively as possible) want to throw up.

Join me after the jump to find out what it is.

Well, here it is!.....Crap. I'm having difficulties posting it. Now you guys will never know what it was going to be. Maybe it is for the better, probably would have had me banned.