Canucks News

• Sigh. SIGH. BLOODY HELL. [Open File]
  
• Should Vancouver sign Semin and the obvious "talent" vs "lazy" comments therein. [HF]
  
• Schneider supports the Hope Rise Relief fund for the Aurora victims. Scary story about his cousin who was almost in the theater that night too. [MetroNews]
  

Everyone Else

• Who's your favorite hockey character in movies? The Parise fetish crowd would like to know. [HW]
  
• Kings Twitter fail. I know, I'm totally shocked too. [SBN]
  
• Billionaire Weber is happy. Thank goodness. Otherwise he'd have to buy his own Fortress of Solitude. [PD]
• Speaking of Weber, his new contract costs almost as much as the damn arena he plays in. [BizJournals]
• Logan Couture digs porn. This means two things: (1) it's definitely the summer and (2) Couture is definitely male. [PD]
• Good times ahead for Avalanche fans. [THN]
• Nathan McIver is alive and well thanks to Garth Snow. [LHH]
• Should the NHL have an appeals board for the Shannabans? [Edmonton Journal]
  
• And lastly, the Backstreet Boys in hockey gear. Like the sun, don't stare directly at it. [Life is a Puck via PPP]