Is it possible to curse a team by showing Dan Cloutier? Let's find out!
Time to rally around one of two possible outcomes tonight:
- The Devils ruin the party in front of thousands of bandwagoners and hanger on's who won't have a chance to update their Facebook status with something about "LOL saw big silvr thing @ hockee game 2nite"
- The Kings clinch a Cup that will have Willie Mitchell's name engraved on it but won't have Jack Johnson or Ryan Smyth
In my still stubborn reluctance to support anything involving the Kings, it's time to get dirty and invoke the ghost of Dan Cloutier on their squad. Take the mighty lesson from the now retired Nicklas Lidstrom: shoot from anywhere (or perhaps shoot high for a change...either or).
No matter what happens, just remember: we are all shitty little snowflakes dancing in the universe.
Never forget it. Snowflake.
Go deflection goals go.