In the City of Angels they needed a win
So, the era of Schneider would finally begin
With a difficult choice, V made the right move
And a lot of us fans felt saddened for Lu
The anthems were sung by two fairly hot girls
The brunette being cuter than the blond with the curls
Anyway, back to the hockey at hand
And all of the stress we were about to withstand
In an opening frame that wasn't too pretty
Kopitar made Mason Raymond look silly
As I stared at the screen I screamed "Hey, what the fuck!
Why try for a hit, when you're first to the puck?"
It was hard to feel good coming out of the first
And I have to admit I was fearing the worst
It took 24 minutes to learn the effect
Of Keith's deliberate shot to the head
As Dank settled in the team looked renewed
And the Canucks scoring chances began to accrue
A Powerplay shot off of big Eddy's stick
Discovered the 5-hole of Jonathan Quick
Finally, our all-star D made a play
We scored with the a one man advantage, hooray!
Our next goal was luck going in off the blade
Of Mike Richards stick, what hand-eye he displayed
But then, Jesus Christ, Juice made a bad pass
And was forced to trip Dustin Brown on his ass
A Penalty shot, oh fuck, dear God, no!
Stressed out as helll as he skates in alone
What a save! Fucking rights! You can suck it, King Brown!
Our goalie just owned you in front of your town
A few minutes later we saw some sick passes
Did that really happen, or do I need to get glasses?
A back pass, another, a puck in the air
It lands on Hank's stick and he buries it with flair
A two goal lead, holy shit what a game!
C'mon keep it going, bring more of the same
A post, a save, then they get the puck deep
The times ticking down, you're not getting your sweep
Fuck you kings, we entered your castle
To show you some powerplay razzle and dazzle
We know that our team has a tough hill to climb
But the seed has been planted and there is still time
Johnny Canuck just got out of bed
He swung his big axe and he got in your head!