In the City of Angels they needed a win

So, the era of Schneider would finally begin

With a difficult choice, V made the right move

And a lot of us fans felt saddened for Lu

The anthems were sung by two fairly hot girls

The brunette being cuter than the blond with the curls

Anyway, back to the hockey at hand

And all of the stress we were about to withstand

In an opening frame that wasn't too pretty

Kopitar made Mason Raymond look silly

As I stared at the screen I screamed "Hey, what the fuck!

Why try for a hit, when you're first to the puck?"

It was hard to feel good coming out of the first

And I have to admit I was fearing the worst

It took 24 minutes to learn the effect

Of Keith's deliberate shot to the head

As Dank settled in the team looked renewed

And the Canucks scoring chances began to accrue

A Powerplay shot off of big Eddy's stick

Discovered the 5-hole of Jonathan Quick

Finally, our all-star D made a play

We scored with the a one man advantage, hooray!

Our next goal was luck going in off the blade

Of Mike Richards stick, what hand-eye he displayed

But then, Jesus Christ, Juice made a bad pass

And was forced to trip Dustin Brown on his ass

A Penalty shot, oh fuck, dear God, no!

Stressed out as helll as he skates in alone

What a save! Fucking rights! You can suck it, King Brown!

Our goalie just owned you in front of your town

A few minutes later we saw some sick passes

Did that really happen, or do I need to get glasses?

A back pass, another, a puck in the air

It lands on Hank's stick and he buries it with flair

A two goal lead, holy shit what a game!

C'mon keep it going, bring more of the same

A post, a save, then they get the puck deep

The times ticking down, you're not getting your sweep

Fuck you kings, we entered your castle

To show you some powerplay razzle and dazzle

We know that our team has a tough hill to climb

But the seed has been planted and there is still time

Johnny Canuck just got out of bed

He swung his big axe and he got in your head!