I can't help myself when it comes to the skeptical eye I maintain for what passes as discussion topics at the CDC. So, giving a huge stick tap to Deadspin's series on Jose Canseco's Tweets as Motivational Posters, I kindly roll out the CDC As Motivational Posters series.

First up is a bold topic I dare you to read in its entirity without having blood shoot out your nose: Should Duncan Keith Be Charged With Assault On Daniel Sedin?