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Or as we like to call it around here: The lesser of two evils. It's funny, isn't it. As Canucks fans some of us will have to swallow our collective pride and cheer for one of the cities that defeated the Canucks in the Stanley Cup. And while some might veer towards rooting against the Giants because 2 different New York based teams beat them for Lord Stanley's mug, Canucks fans with any integrity would obviously sooner take a Slap Chop to the throat than cheer for ANYTHING from Boston. Giants it is, then. I am sure that there might be cooler places to hang out during the game, but a) they won't have our level of Canuckcentric sarcasm; and b) I have beer and handcut nachos. So after the jump, someone who knows a lot about football will have created a compilation of stats you need to know. And I will have stolen them and posted them for your approval. It's a great day for football. How do I know this? I got a free flat of beer (my favourite brand) and this was playing in the grocery store when I was getting my supplies for tonight's chili. I damn near died laughing at hearing this in the produce aisle.


Star-divide

Gonna be honest with you, I didn't pay super close attention to the NFL this season. Maybe it was a side effect from June, but I watched at the most 3 or 4 games all season. But much like Christmas, Thanksgiving and the ritual sacrifices of poultry and other items to Jobu, Super Bowl is a tradition. Here's what TSN has to say about today's game.

It's almost game time, so I hope you're ready. Excessively salted and fried foods, alcoholic beverages for everyone. So, a couple rules before we get started:

1) The US Government and the NFL have shutdown nearly every single site that streams live sports, and will continue to do so throughout the game. Since we don't want no trouble from the law for yous guys, please don't ask for or post links to feeds here.

2) No wagering.

3) It is mandatory that you post (at some point during the day) what you're eating, where you're watching the game and what you're washing it down with. It's not necessary to post who you're cheering for since most of us are rooting for the kind of jaw dropping injuries that come along with one of the biggest sports spectacles in the world.

4) Enjoy the game.

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Patriots inactives #SuperBowl RT @Patriots: Ryan Mallett, Kevin Faulk, Shane Vereen, Gary Guyton, Donald Thomas, Nick McDonald & Ron Brace

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 1:32 PM PST reply actions  

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Go sport ball! Game time! Yelling & outfits! Beer! You guys bad! We good! Sports yelling! Colors! #sports

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 1:34 PM PST reply actions  

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There are kids in Boston as old as 7 months who’ve never seen any of their teams win a championship. Hard not to root for that fanbase 2day

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 1:40 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

yes lets not forget the children!

bah they don’t need another championship for at least 20ish years :P

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

exactly

20ish years

0 more years for the Pats
0.5 more years for the Celtics
0.8 more years for the Red Sox
78.7 more years for the Bruins
_______________________
80/4=20ish

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2012 4:56 PM PST up reply actions  

Superbowl commercial

The Dog Strikes back

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 1:48 PM PST reply actions  

woof

woof

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 1:50 PM PST up reply actions  

sportspickle SportsPickle
Tim Tebow means well, but if God was truly merciful the Super Bowl pregame show would have ended about 9 days ago.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 2:01 PM PST reply actions  

En route to SB house party, Stanley Park Ale in hand, wearing Jets jersey…hmmm..why are people pointing and laughing?? Go Gints!

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by reggiedunlop on Feb 5, 2012 2:20 PM PST via Android app reply actions  

lol

have fun, post if you can :)

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 2:30 PM PST up reply actions  

G-O-L-F Jets! Jets! Jets!

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2012 3:08 PM PST up reply actions  

jeez, the superbowl programming has been on for like

6 hours

you don’t see that kind of spectacle for any other playoffs…

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 3:03 PM PST reply actions  

not a big 4-hour bukkake.

rec’d for accuracy AND offensiveness :)

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 3:25 PM PST up reply actions  

lol :)

it was a truly great comment

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by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 3:26 PM PST up reply actions  

any post which references Bukkake

gets green from me!

wait…

<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Feb 5, 2012 3:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, it got boring about 4 hours ago.

They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#37 Ryp

by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 3:19 PM PST up reply actions  

GO GIANTS!

Sitting at home in Van with some peeps, no food or drink yet. I don’t drink alcohol though, so it’ll probably just be some root beer or something ; )

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by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 3:24 PM PST reply actions  

it's RIGGED!!!!
buzzbishop Buzz Bishop
15 coin tosses in a row for NFC

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 3:26 PM PST reply actions  

The only Brady that matters

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

hmmmm foorball comments as unintentionally dirty as nhl?

“his tight end is ready…”

made me giggle – and no I am not 12 – I just sometimes have the sense of humor of a 12yr old boy :P

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 3:28 PM PST reply actions  

*football even

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 3:28 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah

football has it’s moments in that department…

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 3:30 PM PST up reply actions  

Interesting

that they haven’t cut away to Peyton Manning yet. If the Canucks were playing we would have seen Luongo at least 7 times already (not the best analogy, but it will get better as you drink more…)

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 3:36 PM PST reply actions  

Hi, visitor here. :)
I wish they would cut to Peyton, my friends and I have been playing the “where is Peyton rumored to be playing next season” game all day, since every time Peyton’s face is on TV he’s supposedly going to some team not named the Colts, Pats or Giants.

They took me out of Philly and sent me to Indy.
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by lkmiller on Feb 5, 2012 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

welcome :)

gotta love rumors :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

haha, oh they’re fantastic. So far today he’s been going to about half the NFL and that was before kickoff.

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by lkmiller on Feb 5, 2012 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I wonder how risky signing him is, like how bad his neck is…

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

They’re literally waiting until March, his $28 million bonus doesn’t kick in until March 8, to decide if he becomes a UFA. Peyton has stated he will take a much lower contract to stay in Indy, but there have been a few interesting exchanges between Jim Irsay and Peyton regarding the whole situation. But he has been medically cleared to play (except Irsay says he hasn’t been cleared by Colts personnel). It’s a big he said she said thing right now.

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by lkmiller on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

lol it does make it interesting to see what will happen :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 3:57 PM PST up reply actions  

that it does. But that’s about all I know about the Manning situation; it’s basically all my Super Colts fan football nut friend has told me. I just don’t know football like I know hockey

They took me out of Philly and sent me to Indy.
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by lkmiller on Feb 5, 2012 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

lol me neither!

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 4:06 PM PST up reply actions  

hah

and yes, welcome. Always nice to have visitors

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

SNFonNBC SuperBowlXLVI on NBC
TOUCHDOWN GIANTS! Eli to Victor Cruz #SB46

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM PST up reply actions  

bahahaha
buzzbishop Buzz Bishop
We’ve secretly replaced the NE Patriots with Saskatchewan Roughriders … #toomanymen #jokesonlycanadiansget
MikeJEB MB
Bill Belicheck: slightly worse at counting than the province of Saskatchewan.
SocialAssassin2 Shane M
Call them the New England Roughriders. mirite
bruce_arthur Bruce Arthur
Patriots have 12 men on the field, which negates a critical Hakeem Nicks fumble. Your Saskatchewan Roughriders, everyone!

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 3:53 PM PST reply actions  

yeah, I get how you can get too much man happening in the nhl – line changes are quick etc

but I don’t get it when you have that much time to set things up in the nfl

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 4:08 PM PST up reply actions  

Not exactly a glowing recommendation for guys wearing Uggs, is it?
bruce_arthur Bruce Arthur
Eli Manning: 9-for-9, six different receivers, 77 yards, one touchdown.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 3:54 PM PST reply actions  

@PeteSchaad: The #BostonMedia is easy to identify; they’re all wearing #Pats jerseys.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 3:55 PM PST reply actions  

That was damn impressive

I like how the props bettor that went “first score, safety” cleaned up too

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by vancitydan on Feb 5, 2012 3:57 PM PST reply actions  

6000 to 1 odds

good lord… that is a win for the ages if you took that bet

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

thats weird i only heard 50-1 from sb nation

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by reaper1221 on Feb 5, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions  

welcome to NM reaper :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

hey thanks!

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MICHAEL!

Political Correctness - the belief that one can pick up a turd by the clean end.

Bob knows the Save-ty Dance!

"I got a crosscheck to the face and lost a bunch of teeth. You battle through it. That’s the way hockey players are made." - Claude Giroux

by reaper1221 on Feb 5, 2012 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, no bookie would set those odds.

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2012 4:59 PM PST up reply actions  

unless they were the odds of ilya bryzgalov playing well enough to earn his contract

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Bob knows the Save-ty Dance!

"I got a crosscheck to the face and lost a bunch of teeth. You battle through it. That’s the way hockey players are made." - Claude Giroux

by reaper1221 on Feb 5, 2012 5:34 PM PST up reply actions  

seriously?

a movie based on battleship?

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 4:03 PM PST reply actions  

except they were like “oh wait, that’s a board game. that’s be a retarded movie. instead let’s make something retarded about aliens”

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2012 5:00 PM PST up reply actions  

lol yeah looked stupid to me lol

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by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 5:19 PM PST up reply actions  

i thought it was halo

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by reaper1221 on Feb 5, 2012 5:35 PM PST up reply actions  

lol I spent the whole time trying to figure out which damn hasbro toy the movie was about

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

:)

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 4:11 PM PST reply actions  

I love that commercial

“We have a kerfuffle!”

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 4:15 PM PST reply actions  

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As for that holding call on the left guard, it’s #GameManagement Happens in every sport, apparently.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 4:31 PM PST reply actions  

Another reason to hate the Patriots
Deadspin Deadspin
UPDATE! We believe the man picking his nose in Robert Kraft’s box is none other than Rush Limbaugh, a friend of Kraft’s for several years.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 4:32 PM PST reply actions  

M&M Commercial

http://youtu.be/yn3mktl30iw

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 4:34 PM PST reply actions  

hahaha that one was cute :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 4:38 PM PST up reply actions  

That was cute, I think that’s been the best one so far

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by lkmiller on Feb 5, 2012 4:48 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions  

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“Budweiser: Delivering Great Times Since 1876,” is like saying “Syphilis: Accompanying Sexual Relations Since Time Immemorial.”

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 4:38 PM PST reply actions  

i was waiting for that POS to get funny

beer commercials should never strive for “inspirational”.

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions  

well...

there’s your drastic swing of both momentum and narrative over the halftime. Also, Madonna is on soon, this might be a good time for you to get some more food. Or alcohol. Or go for a jog…

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 4:50 PM PST reply actions  

Disalmanac Disalmanac
WARNING: Madonna’s halftime show will consist of her and Sean Penn re-enacting scenes from “Shanghai Surprise.”

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions  

meh, say what you want about Madonna – she knows how to put on a show

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 5:03 PM PST up reply actions  

lol the woman IS in amazing shape especially for her age

plus as a child of the 80s and 90s I can help but feel nostalgic when I hear a song like Vogue even though I never did listen to a lot of Madonna

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions  

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Like a Prayer goes from “banned on MTV” to Superbowl Halftime show. Somewhere a family values advocate’s head exploded.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 5:12 PM PST reply actions  

so funny and so true!

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 5:15 PM PST up reply actions  

kinda crazy that with just a brief completely dark

glimpse I can recognize Clint Eastwood without hearing him speak

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 5:18 PM PST reply actions  

what a fucking moron
@ryanwhitney6: If the Pats hold on for this win does the city of Vancouver riot again?"

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 5:25 PM PST reply actions  

nah but new york probably will…remember crying giants on tosh.o?

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by reaper1221 on Feb 5, 2012 5:37 PM PST up reply actions  

uh... no?

I don’t watch it.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions  

grown man probably 26 years old

here you go

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by reaper1221 on Feb 5, 2012 5:49 PM PST up reply actions  

I couldn't hold it back...
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@ryanwhitney6 knows they rioted in Boston after the Patriots won in 04 and 05 right? But hey, anything for a #YVR riot joke, right buddy?

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

ive never even heard of shaw…..big in canada?

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by reaper1221 on Feb 5, 2012 5:53 PM PST up reply actions  

it's the cable company in western canada

and parts of ontario

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 5:56 PM PST up reply actions  

yeah, one of the bigger cable/internet/satellite companies

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by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions  

oh you tricky Canadians! :)

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by DoubleN148 on Feb 5, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Huh, not bad. I don’t normally watch the Super Bowl, do Canadian companies normally make big commercials like this for it? I thought they just played any old commercials, since they block out the American ones.

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by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions  

only just recently

probably in response to the backlash from Canadians not able to see the American commercials.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions  

which canadians can’t see the american commercials?

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by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

the ones without satellite

or at a bar with a satellite feed. or a live stream.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

oh lol – I thought my dad was crazy when he was arguing with me a couple of weeks ago telling me I don’t see the US commercials

he must not realize that some people do get them, because I am watching the american ones tonight

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions  

Lack Attack
K_Nauts Kevin Connauton
Eddie Lack is now on twitter! Give the guy a follow. Great goalie, great friend, terrible English. @eddielack

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:25 PM PST reply actions  

hi

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by missy on Feb 5, 2012 6:37 PM PST reply actions  

hey

football… or as the British call it, Hand-egg, is good.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

i just got home from work.

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by missy on Feb 5, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

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The fact that people from Montreal are cheering for a team in Boston confirms that football is evil.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:38 PM PST reply actions  

bahaha
vancitydan vancitydan
Eli Manning is a surgeon. Not like the shitty surgeon that worked on @ryanwhitney6 ’s ankle either. #Bazinga

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:40 PM PST reply actions  

oh god

the Super Bowl chili is amazing… I nailed it :)

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:43 PM PST reply actions  

science...
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And that explains it well RT @JasonKirkSBN: FAT GUY MOMENTUM TOUCHDOWN

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:45 PM PST reply actions  

52 seconds mr. Brady…

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GameTimeArt Art Middleton
Brady to God: Uhh hey big guy? It’s me To.. I mean.. Tim!

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions  

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Scott Gomez would have known not to score there.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:48 PM PST reply actions  

Woo!

ZEE GIANTS

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#37 Ryp

by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 6:53 PM PST reply actions  

Gints!

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Worst Super Bowl I’ve ever watched. Yeesh.

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by missy on Feb 5, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

Too bad 7 month olds! You’ll have to wait a bit longer for you’re next sports champion. ; )

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by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions   1 recs

hehe

all is right with the world again.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I feel a little guilty razzing babies…

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#37 Ryp

by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

didpatsscore.com

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Meanwhile, back at the Justice Lea...I mean New Jersey

people are going craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy

I just got punched in the face, but instead of blood, it was delicious syrup. THAT MUST BE THE TASTE OF VICTORY!

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by DoubleN148 on Feb 5, 2012 6:55 PM PST reply actions  

ugh….ny fans are gonna be unbearable again this year

Beets,Bears,Battlestar Galactica.
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by reaper1221 on Feb 5, 2012 6:56 PM PST reply actions  

aren't they always?

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

hey!...not all of them are like that

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints

by DoubleN148 on Feb 5, 2012 6:57 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m pretty sure we’ll be unbearable whenever we finally win. All the sobbing and crying…

They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#37 Ryp

by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 6:59 PM PST up reply actions  

worse than boston fans would have been?

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

should we go over to SCoC

…and let them know exactly how we felt about this game?

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints

by DoubleN148 on Feb 5, 2012 7:05 PM PST up reply actions  

Nooooooo.

BOS fans trolled us hard after the Jan game. Not dropping to their level.

They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#37 Ryp

by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

nope

keep it classy.

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by missy on Feb 5, 2012 7:12 PM PST up reply actions  

I know, I never intended to

I will just let my friends who are Patriots fans know how I felt about the game

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints

by DoubleN148 on Feb 5, 2012 7:18 PM PST up reply actions  

I am just glad the Patriots didn't win

the last two times there were riots and the first time someone died. rioting over sports events is stupid.

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions  

hey guys, if it's Rangers and Canucks in the finals...

…don’t tell anyone, whispers but I am going for the Canucks*…I hope none of my Ranger friends finds this and comes to hurt me

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints

by DoubleN148 on Feb 5, 2012 6:59 PM PST reply actions  

your secret

is safe with us :)

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions  

whats your full name again…my billboard guy wants to know

Beets,Bears,Battlestar Galactica.
MICHAEL!

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Bob knows the Save-ty Dance!

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by reaper1221 on Feb 5, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions  

On the one hand, I’m really bummed the Pats lost. On the other hand, I’m really glad boston lost. But back to the first hand, I know lots of Bruins fans aren’t Pats fans, so fuck them.

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2012 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

also, as super bowls go, that one seemed really short

by Passive Voice on Feb 5, 2012 7:02 PM PST reply actions  

lol the giants have their own

Ballard and Booth :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 7:05 PM PST reply actions  

rofl

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 7:16 PM PST up reply actions  

FYI. Eddie Lack is on twitter as of today.

eddielack Eddie Lack
Go Tom Brady#hotwife

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#37 Ryp

by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 7:07 PM PST reply actions  

and because you were thinking about it

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by Kent Basky on Feb 5, 2012 7:15 PM PST reply actions  

Yay Giants!!

They took me out of Philly and sent me to Indy.
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by lkmiller on Feb 5, 2012 7:16 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions  

Jesus gets NHL Network? it just never ends for the guy...

He probably would be a decent player, too, if it wasn’t for those damn sandals

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints

by DoubleN148 on Feb 5, 2012 7:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Tru dat

They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#37 Ryp

by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions  

tru dat?

O U FANCY HUH?

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints

by DoubleN148 on Feb 5, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions  

O YA. WANNUH FIGHT ABOUT IT BRO?

They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

#37 Ryp

by raincity on Feb 5, 2012 7:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I DON'T HIT WOMEN...

…UNLESS IT’S SNOOKIE…I WILL PIMP-SLAP THAT HOE BACK INTO THE HOLE SHE CRAWLED OUT OF

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints

by DoubleN148 on Feb 5, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions  

omg I was proud to have never seen a minute of that stupid show until I was at a friends last night and saw 5mins – I swear my IQ dropped 100 points in those 5mins

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Thanks all for the hospitality as I joined the Superbowl thread here! Maybe I’ll come back and participate in a game thread sometime! :)

They took me out of Philly and sent me to Indy.
Max Talbot- My favorite French-Canadian

by lkmiller on Feb 5, 2012 8:08 PM PST reply actions  

you are more than welcome to join us in a game thread :)

thanks for visiting :)

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions  

thanks guys had fun…have a gander at bsh sometime

except you BW79. we always lose when your around :)

Beets,Bears,Battlestar Galactica.
MICHAEL!

Political Correctness - the belief that one can pick up a turd by the clean end.

Bob knows the Save-ty Dance!

"I got a crosscheck to the face and lost a bunch of teeth. You battle through it. That’s the way hockey players are made." - Claude Giroux

by reaper1221 on Feb 5, 2012 8:10 PM PST reply actions  

haha

I am not feeling the luv :P

Go Canucks Go!

by BW79 on Feb 5, 2012 8:17 PM PST up reply actions  

not much of a kerfuffle

but this is from the streets of Boston ( UMASS) tonight after losing The two young women providing commentary are pretty funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAoaFMShBWU&feature=player_embedded

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by vancitydan on Feb 5, 2012 8:45 PM PST reply actions  

how funny

I’m a Pats and a Celtics fan.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin

tweet tweet

by eightyseven on Feb 7, 2012 3:11 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

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