Coyote Hunt - Canucks vs Coyotes Gamethread
Phoenix Coyotes at Vancouver Canucks, Feb 13, 2012 7:00 PM PST
What a fun streak we're having, eh? The Canucks are having an interesting trend where we play horribly, and still escape with at least 1 point most of the time. It's also interesting that we're facing so many teams that are contending to make the playoffs, and could possibly face us in the 1st round. Another team like that is the Coyotes, who are currently holding on to the 8th spot in the West. Despite losing Ilya Bryzgalov over the summer, they have managed to make do with Mike Smith as their No.1 goalie, and Jason LaBarbera backing up (we get Barbie in net tonight). Ray Whitney and Radim Vrbata have also been solid on offence, each at the 50-point mark already this season (Whitney at 51, Vrbata at 47). They do also have Raffi Torres, but he's been quiet. Can Phoenix hang on to their playoff spot?
Coconuts go.
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LOL...nice
I liked the BadaSS in Wanted, even though it was a bad movie. It looked good, and any time you have Morgan play the heavy is fine with me.
That looks really old, like 60’s(?) old.
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70's
when he was on The Electric Company
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That 'fro is approved by Buhweet

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CONSPIRACY!!!!!
@FakeAVCanucks I totally did not accidentally hit [Ballard] in the head with a sock full of oranges.
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This one made me LOL and still makes me smile
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RT @Crookswood Ballard: (groaning) oohhh coach i dunno whats wrong with me, i guess ill have to stay here for one more cup run cough cough
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WOW
Nick Cotsonika @cotsonika
Milbury: “Don’t tell me what I want. I want him to elbow the guy in the head.”
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I watched him live on that, and was agog.
I am sure that Jones was like “WTF”? He did come back with a good response about Backstrom being out from the same thing.
We all know Milbury is a dinosaur idiot, but what can we hope for, except that perhaps our tax dollars don’t go towards this loon propagating this shit on the CBC on Saturdays.
He should be done. Gone. Yet no one does a thing. perhaps NBC told him to just go “no filter” to get as much attention and headlines…the old, "no publicity is bad publicity.
Yeesh!
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what was Milbury referring to?
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 7:04 PM PST up reply actions
Staal
did a chicken wing elbow to the back of Plekanec’s head…at centre ice…pretty blatant. ( there had been some chippiness earlier too )
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watching the news for once, it’s really annoying me.
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some of the stories they’re covering, and the reactions from the higher-ups.
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Is it the non-stop Whitney coverage?
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Hopefully I get to cheer “Bang Bang Bang Bang! Vamanos Vamanos!” A LOT tonight!
Go Canucks Go!
Sharks/Caps
Aside from a Greiss—whiff with 0.7 seconds left in the second, this is all Sharkies.
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its funny
I watched the first two periods, and it really wasn’t. The Caps were in the other end far more, but a few mistakes, including Holtby’s whiff, and there you go.
Caps look a bit off, but they had a lot of chances to make this one look a lot better. Greiss played very well the first two.
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Ya maybe a bit harsh on my part – did not see the first half of the game.
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions
The Caps sucked in their own end, and deserved to give up the goals.
but the Sharks had little sustained pressure the first two periods. I don’t think they care though!
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Washington Capitals @washcaps
Sharks score on the PP at 7:03 of the 3rd. Patrick Marleau with his 2nd goal of the game, 22nd of the season. #Caps trail 5-1.
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The Caps have already thrown one coach under the bus. Are they gunning for the double?
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
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Close
What are the odds Dale Hunter is coaching the London Knights again next season?
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twitter rage in 5... 4... 3...
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Canuck lines in pre-game warmup: 22-33-14; 7-17-36; 21-27-34; 79-9-40
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Canuck lines (i can't copy/paste from mobile twitter)
22-33-14
7-17-36
21-27-34
79-9-40
2-3
23-6
41-29
1
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this just serves to remind me how bad i am at remembering canucks' numbers
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 6:51 PM PST up reply actions
same as last night
;-)
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oops...Sat
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not a true fan
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
gotomogwai
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
lol hank, dank and burr
booth, Kes and Hansen
raymond, Manny, Bitz (had to look that one up lol)
Duco, Coho, Lappy (had to look up Duco lol)
Juice, Hammer
Edler, Salo
Alberts, Rome :)
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I woulda just told him
to wiki it
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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common sense works too
only 2 of those numbers are unusual.
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Moot point
when he says he sucks at remembering numbers.
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if more players followed your lead and made name=number, i’d be set. course then all the goal celebrations would be like “hai neiss shawt, Duniel”
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
shut up, seventyfive.
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what’s your formula? letters in name? added?
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
Yes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Thanks, Mr. Spokesperson.
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real life name is also 75. don’t care for that number, though.
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
Lemme guess
You’re a Gilbert Arenas 0 kinda guy.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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i think it’s more like the same following lists on twitter.
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well, first person to report news gets the glory.
it’s the closest i get to be for being an insider….
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Off topic
Does anyone watch CBC’s Mr. D and/or Redemption Inc.?
I’ve been following both series this year and really enjoy them.
Poutine & Meatballs
Mr. D
is the first CBC sitcom that’s ever made me laugh.
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What does CBC stand for?
Canadian Broadcasting Channel? sorry…ignorant American over here
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Gold star for you
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Gold Star?!?!
…BUT I WANTED A SMILEY FACE DAMN IT
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WAIT NO GOLD STAR FOR YOU
It’s Corporation.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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Well fine...
…I DON’T NEED YOUR APPROVAL ANYWAY! ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME…
…or something
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Sorry, Tupac.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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I see no changes...
…wake up in the morning and I ask myself, “Is life worth livin’, should I blast myself?”
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Cherry’s Bonehead Comments
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Kokosnötter, gå!
by Twin Terror on Feb 13, 2012 6:56 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
sure, i'll green it.
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Classic.
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 6:58 PM PST up reply actions
I like 'em
I meant like their primetime non-satirical stuff.
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scratches
Biznasty, Morris, Sulzer, Ballard, Weise.
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Boo-urns
Biznasty
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he got scratched
for taking a bunch of his teammates to the Roxy. We’ll see if there is any effect tonight.
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by vancitydan on Feb 13, 2012 7:02 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
lol ;-)
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you loled your own post?
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everyone deserves to toot their own horn once in a while
…good for you, dan!
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haha
…that only happens AFTER Canucks games
duh
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i was adding it
i guess it looked that way, but just hit post on the first one too quick!
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GAME TIME!
According to that stupid Budweiser clock on SN :P
Go Canucks Go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go Canucks Go!
Caps and Habs both losing is good news for Leafs.
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lawl I forgot we were at home.
Double lawl at Dr. Recchi’s ironman streak.
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THIS JUST IN: CANUCKS BRAIN TRUST PROGRAMS DUCO MISSILE FOR NEXT TARGET

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
by Semi_Colon on Feb 13, 2012 7:06 PM PST reply actions 4 recs
sweeeeeeet
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
Still processing …. wtf…wow!..
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
He looks really uncomfortable.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Well if you were a face on a large metal cylinder, wouldn’t you?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Wouldn’t know, sorry.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Yes. That is the essence of this masterpiece. Along with AV’s implied impatience with GMG for waiting to hit the launch button.
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
GAME ON
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and didn’t you say he was something like 0-4 with us or at the Rog or something? Makes sense for them to start the other guy
Go Canucks Go!
and yes I am far to lazy right now to click a few links to find what was actually said…
Go Canucks Go!
I said 0-2. Not sure if Barbie started any of those
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
i’d look it up, but my playbook isn’t cooperating with my fingers right now….
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with a side of Keslord Beast Mode, perhaps?
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Who is that young ginger go-getter in the penalty box?
I like the cut of his jib, he should be on our team.
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hi Raffi.
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BW79: Barbie started one and Bryzgalov started the other. (Yankee and I were both at that one)
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d'oh
nevermind. am a lil tired today
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nope
Raffi dragged the leg
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Holy Moves Hodgson!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
jesus, rarely hear rogers get that loud
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 7:23 PM PST up reply actions
Especially on a Monday against Pheonix
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It was awesome
Thought he’d pull a Beastmode Kesler there!
had spaghetti for dinner, twas good.
i’m also home visiting my parents for a night.
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no, homemade.
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White Spot spaghetti
Triple-Uh-Oh
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 13, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
apparently
White Spot is trying this “comfort foods” trend…..
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I miss White Spot so badly I’d eat anything they make right now. Wish they’d hurry up and expand to Ontario already, like Panago and Granville Island beer did.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 13, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
Oh man, I love White Spot. Probably because I was indoctrinated with Pirate Packs at a young age.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 13, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
my only distinct memory of White Spot as a kid was hating the Pirate Pack meal…..
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with the little icecream canister in the back?
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 7:53 PM PST up reply actions
I prefer
Spaghetti and meatballs. On Pasta Tuesday. At Boston Pizza. On Tuesdays.
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Finger cooking?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
With Bill
of course
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— Henrik Sedin
I believe the Coyotes have the worst PP in the NHL.
Watch them score
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yep, 12.8%
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why, yes I do!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 7:30 PM PST up reply actions
two by Lui
LUUUUUUUUU
LUUUUUUUUUUUU
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hi Taylor
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Here is why Missy does

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by nucksandpucks on Feb 13, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
haha yes
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 7:36 PM PST up reply actions
it's the eyes
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nope
Taylor was never on my list, he was on everyone else’s.
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Ah, okay. Thought your “Hi Taylor” comment earlier was indicating your interest. But I guess he’s no Edler?
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 13, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
nope
jusg acknowledging that he had that chance on Luie.
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so, you like the underachievers then? :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions
i like the younger guys, especially with shaggy hair.
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i also have a thing for Russians and Swedes.
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But yeah, I’m with you. He’s on the way-too-long list of very mediocre players who never progress beyond mediocrity we have had on our roster over the years. I call them Berniers.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 13, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
exactly. Death To Scoring Chances, as Yankee once said a million times
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions
I went to school in the states but we did not
by nuckspuck5 on Feb 13, 2012 7:40 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
They were all a little tacky…so I passed
by shaninalberta on Feb 13, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
It's all about the stuff you actually use
Go, grad sweats.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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so true :)
and if you like the rings Passive and think you will wear it then it isn’t a bad purchase
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heh
my initial reaction is that it seems like silly nonsense and i’d be embarrassed to wear it. but i’d be less embarrassed if it turned out to be a thing humans do.
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 7:55 PM PST up reply actions
i don’t even think that was an option at SSS
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
No
Unless you went somewhere with a Skulls-esque secret society, in which case I imagine you need the ring to get free Cokes and the like.
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by nucksandpucks on Feb 13, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
Aww
passive’s all growed up.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
not yet. just my aunts have nothing better to do in their retirement, so they’re talking about class rings 1.3 years before I graduate.
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 7:52 PM PST up reply actions
A Kevin Bacon reference in a hockey game
…now I have seen (or heard) it all
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Garrett is a fan of anything to do with bacon.
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
Everybody and their dog loves freakin bacon

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Kokosnötter, gå!
Even a Bacon Milkshake?
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 7:43 PM PST up reply actions
Sure, it's incredibly versatile
You can use it anywhere.

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meh
now a Hugo Weaving reference… that would be impressive

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zzzz
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
in case you missed it
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fucking "trap"
I hate it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
that was a terrible trailer for Goon.
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Oh my god I can't wait to play the ME3 demo tomorrow
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I just saw that Boston Bruins goofy fan from the YouTube fame on a phone commercial. The guy who said: “Come to think of it, the Bruins are fukt!”
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Oh. Dear. God.
https://twitter.com/#!/RunsOnDuncan/status/169268641811013632/photo/1
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gah

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Oh look, the Blackhawks got some new goalies.
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by Twin Terror on Feb 13, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
Traitor.
Ryan Blight @arby_18
Hey #Canucks fans. It’s obvious that AV hates CoHo, so how about a trade to the #NHLJets? 2nd rounder straight up. #exmoose #lovsthepeg
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yup
Dan Murphy @sportsnetmurph
#Coyotes Taylor Pyatt gave Aaron Rome a concussion with a big hit 2 seasons ago. Rome with a little payback there.
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Back and forth

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Hitz by Bitz
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not for this pun, it isn’t.
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?

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
developing a serious mancrush on Bitz
nice clean hit on Roszeval
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it’s running rampant.
however, i’ve heard that Nash has a veto on where he ends up, due to his NMC
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But I think he is wayyyyyyyyyy overpaid
7.8 cap hit is insane insane (yeah, said it twice to make my point).
isn’t there concussion possibilities with Ballard? can he even be traded at this point?
Go Canucks Go!
I don’t know to be honest but we’d have to move some salary out. Booth is an option too but we just got him.
Poutine & Meatballs
I’d keep Booth.
Sedin-Sedin-Nash
Booth-Kesler-Burrows
Higgins-Hodgson-Hansen
Lapierre-Malhotra-Bitz
#fourlingasm
How much cap space do we even have right now?
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enough for a footlong
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
which is lucky, cuz Penner’ll play for sandwiches
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
No special sauce though
das extra
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About $5
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions
we’ve only got a few hundred thousand to work with, last i checked capgeei.
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$772,133
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for what it is worth
Gilman and Gillis both always dismiss that, because they probably have a contingency plan that would give more space.
But yeah, probably only small moves…would be easier
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well,
last year G&G had a rotating door of injuries on defence to play with.
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Your infatuation with penner must end
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mmmm pancakes
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
that craving for pancakes
…..
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Ooh, that Wellwood physique.
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by Twin Terror on Feb 13, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
win.
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awesome stuff there, Barbie
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hooks by bitz.
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Holy fuck yes Booth
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
GRIZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bang Bang Bang Bang! Vamanos Vamanos!
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Wow Goal

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I LOVE FOSTER'S
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Australian for beer?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Kesleriffic move by Booth.
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Kesbeast-ian almost.
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
Faceoff win
= GREAT SUCCESS!
"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints
Those poor things look like they just hatched 10 minutes earlier.
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they aren’t, Jeeziz
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions
I am waiting for GreenPeace to show up
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions
You should be so lucky
PETA’s on the way, and they’re mean as hell.
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So like the average Vancouverite.
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what she said
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 8:30 PM PST up reply actions
booth saw black and orange flyers and was hellbent on revenge
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 8:27 PM PST up reply actions
haha I am not going to look,. Is that the Richards hit on Booth?
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
That's what she said
After realizing he had mistaken the Tiger Balm for K-Y.
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by Twin Terror on Feb 13, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
depth. we has it.
Hosea Cheung @hosea24hours
Booth, with his 10th of the season, gives the #Canucks eight players with double-digit in goals.
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public service announcement

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by Kent Basky on Feb 13, 2012 8:32 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
awww Kes

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by Kent Basky on Feb 13, 2012 8:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
damn
that’s awesome
"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." - Boondock Saints
because of my one
MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSSS
love that episode of Big Bang Theory with the Lord of the Rings ring
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well...
he did have a Ring of Power. It made him look like that and all, but he does have to get some perks…
It looks like he is about to ask Murph “whattttssss he gotttssss in his pocketssesss” though
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Hey Tweeters
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it says i love Kimera Kincaid….
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sure enough,
i see this comment just after Canuckles reply to me on twitter: “Alex Edler’s secret account showcasing his hot body?”
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PARTY ROCK!!!!!
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ha
well i certainly do love Cam Charron
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions
SO YOU DO HAVE TWITTER
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
SPILL ITTTTTT
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
doubtful
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
At least dogs are cute
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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speaking of cute dogs

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
IS THAT YOURS!?!?!?!?
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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Used to be :)
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Y!?
U suk
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Belonged to a housemate that is no longer a housemate
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
:(((((
what’s his name?
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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you know it
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
That's Doggy-in-the-snow?!
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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wait I forget
Gimme first letter.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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you didn’t lose the dog in a break-up did you?
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
Does his match yours?
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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uhhhhhh
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
well,
we could look through all the users following Cam on twitter and narrow it down that way…..
then again, he has over 1800…..
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Was that an ad for “Booth wireless” in the top corner?
My TV’s fuzzy.
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T-Booth
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that's a good one
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Not too soon
It’s been 48 hours already.
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I think Lou is getting the shutout tonight. What say you, Karma Police?
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You may wind up with
egg on your face

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So Rick Nash is on the Market. Anyone actually think he’s going to be moved?
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I rec’d that shit.
I don’t who wants to take that cap hit
by nuckspuck5 on Feb 13, 2012 9:01 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
says who he is on the market?
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:01 PM PST up reply actions
Puck Daddy has an article up.
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I rec’d that shit.
its here
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
OK, well then he’ll go to a middle of the pack team with an ass-load of salary cap space
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions
the isle for Nino Niederreiter and like a pick or something. reunite Nino and RyJo!
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
a few people saying on twitter that they hqve multiple sources today.
apparently, Nash has final veto on where.
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Please not Detroit.
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions
agreed
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
I like how this is progressing lines wise
CoHo with Booth and Kes looks great, they get caught out long, go to Burr with Kes and Booth next shift…and Bitz with Twins next?
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You may be seeing lines half changing
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
no
thats what happened with the CoHo Lappy, Duco line caught in their own end on a long shift, I think.
That was a line, but there is no way AV hated CoHo with the Booth Kes line…that looked good!
I bet he comes back to it here after the ads.
Shake?
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not happening. The lines are the same
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
YOUR TV'S ARE WRONG!!!
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:09 PM PST up reply actions
lol!
well I wouldn’t put it past my parent’s tv (man I hate staying here 3 days a week)
Go Canucks Go!
AV did not go back to those lines after the break
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
no
he did the next shift after the Twins
I WINNNN!!!!!!!!
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Since it's past midnight for me...
Happy Valentine’s Day to all the ladies here!
Poutine & Meatballs
BIEKSA'S BOOTY GETTIN SOME LUVVVV
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Ha Juice
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Jesus Salo! Put your lid back on!! You might skate into a fly and get a concussion!
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You might fly into a skate and get so unbelievably injured that Kesler feels it!
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
Canucks Power Play!!!!

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by Kieran gunn on Feb 13, 2012 9:12 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
This Duco
could not play for the Panthers huh?
That was awesome along the boards, and that great 1st step drew the call. Great stuff.
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Ka-Pow!
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by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
I am gonna Korpa your koski!!!
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The Swedish Touch Massage Parlour
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions
where they get Hanzal over them?
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 9:16 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe they should take up some russian training
with a guy named Malkin. I hear he’s doing pretty well.
COCONUTS GO!
We need Sedin shots
Swedish Vodka and Red Bull
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that actually sounds really good.
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left immediately when it turned out there was just an Edlerly lady working tonight.
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
You can do Boedker than that.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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of fucking course
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
damn it
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NOOOO
Sean said shutout.
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whatever….Karma Police
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
Nice going Van Zandberg!
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lol when you say that I imagine it said like “Newman!”
Go Canucks Go!
by BW79 on Feb 13, 2012 9:20 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
Obviously.
Remember can’t let them let us beat them in regulation. Must. Take. To. Overtime.
COCONUTS GO!
Snack Goal
:(
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and a Sedin will rule them all
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:21 PM PST up reply actions
Yea, I hear AV was thinking of pulling Luongo just to help phoenix out.
Thank God he didn’t need to.
COCONUTS GO!
Fuck this overtime shit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Grand Larsson-y?
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
So were Oliver jokes.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
I Doan see the problem.
When it comes to puns, Morris always a good thing. Yet somehow, Summers still against them. Unless some dude got so upset from a loss that all the absurdity somehow Torres heart out.
You stole them all.
Shane on you.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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Brule?
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This team has sucked balls
At clearing attempts over multiple games in a row now.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
On the bright side
I got to use my terrible CSI image over at 5 for howling where it appears to be liked.
it was well done
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by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:27 PM PST up reply actions
they’re pretty cool over there.
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were you around for #ThrowTheSnake?
good times.
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pinnacle was a snake hitting the ice, and showcasing on CBC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpBz2LZVu3s
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every group seems to have the friendly people
except the Boston people
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 13, 2012 9:29 PM PST up reply actions
Cup of Chowder had good people…
during the regular season in 2010/11
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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yea usually the ones that i have seen come visit
Hawks and Sharks fans…seem down-to-earth
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 13, 2012 9:32 PM PST up reply actions
lawl
I loved the crowd yelling at Lu’s fanned shot.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
FUcking shootouts
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Can't they just scrap the shootout
for a brawl?
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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oh god
Juice is gonna Partrick Marleau that pathetic lil POS
One of those jerks from Nucks Misconduct
@KentBaskyNM
Who knows, maybe he’s just sick of interviews and figures this is as good an excuse as any to ask for a media blackout. Or maybe he’s just a stupid douche. Either or. - Twitchy on TeaPartyTimmy
ugh
I don’t have a good feeling about this
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Mike Smith is ebil.
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Its not Mike Smith? And you only scored one goal?!?!
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
They’re PK’s kinda pretty good.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Oh Garret STFU you and your stupid shootout theories
COCONUTS GO!
by Herculoid on Feb 13, 2012 9:32 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Klesla
less than honorable there. a slash and cross check after the final whistle…wow…thats tough!
Real brave. I love how Bieksa said “next time”
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Gandhi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
@Vancitydan Writer at Nucks Misconduct
glad Booth gets a chance
he put in some solid OT shifts
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 13, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
he got a chance anyways
good choice AV
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 13, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
SILENT G
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Did burrows even shoot?
I didn’t see because of the sweet camera work
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
EDLER
AWKWARD FALL, YOU DORK.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
eddie!!!!!
Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and prima donna.
Note to self: there's always a dirty joke somewhere in there....
@NM_missy
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
I
AM
SO
SCARED
RIGHT
NOW
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
CAN WE WIN RIGHT NAO PLEEEEEEZ
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
SOMEONE STOP A PUCK
LUONGO PREFERABLY
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Snack Goals Make me Sad

"Don't fear failure. Compete. 100%. Enjoy the process. Play for others."
- Self-motivating message Inside of Cory Schneider's blocker.
AV just needs to put the second forward line out there for shootouts lol
by Nathaniel Perlow on Feb 13, 2012 9:43 PM PST reply actions
I love how superstitious hockey players are.
Booth was going back out there on the broadcast, before they left, and made sure to change the stick to keep the one he scored with…
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Gandhi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
@Vancitydan Writer at Nucks Misconduct
Our second line
is kinda good.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Sedin-Sedin-Penner
Booth-Kesler-Burrows
Higgins-Hodgson-Hansen
Malhotra-Lapierre-Bitz
CANNOT BE ESTOPPED.
by Passive Voice on Feb 13, 2012 9:45 PM PST up reply actions
But Wins Make Me Glad

"Don't fear failure. Compete. 100%. Enjoy the process. Play for others."
- Self-motivating message Inside of Cory Schneider's blocker.
AHHHHH
I actually wanna watch the Westminster Kennel show nao.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
good fucking lord
the coyotes are the new wild. BTW anyone get a screen cap of the booby girl?
"John Garrett food jokes are always good" - @notafullcolon
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. @Twitchy67
yeah
camera man was fixated on her for a while…shorty was talking and he almost stopped and made a comment, but chose the high road. The coward…
"John Garrett food jokes are always good" - @notafullcolon
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. @Twitchy67
lol
i don’t like your odds of finding the particular girl yer searching for with that…
"John Garrett food jokes are always good" - @notafullcolon
Dropping F-bombs since the early 70's.
'Nucks Misconduct Sr. VP of Inappropriateness and Questionable Conduct, second director of immaturity. @Twitchy67
though he’s probably just get distracted and forget what he was actually looking for int he first place
Go Canucks Go!
Man, Google is useless these days
I wanted to see if latex paint would bond properly to the stucco out in my garage, so I googled “latex bondage” and… sigh
Winnah Winnah Chicken Dinnah

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
At least the paying public got a thrilling finish. They don’t have to Burrows down into their hole after this one. They had to wait a Luongo time to get some satsifaction
Contributor at Nucks Misconduct
That Salo blow.
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 9:49 PM PST up reply actions
you win
Contributor at Nucks Misconduct
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:50 PM PST up reply actions
Even though I am gonna throw a Pyatt you
Contributor at Nucks Misconduct
by Sean Zandberg on Feb 13, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t make that a bad Ebbett now.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
In our household we make it a game to predict the NHL.com headlines
Our accuracy is unsurprisingly high.
Because they’re predictably repetitive.
WE HAVE TO USURP THESE NOOBS, MR. COOVER.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
by eightyseven on Feb 13, 2012 10:05 PM PST up reply actions
stop ittttt

One of those jerks from Nucks Misconduct
@KentBaskyNM
Who knows, maybe he’s just sick of interviews and figures this is as good an excuse as any to ask for a media blackout. Or maybe he’s just a stupid douche. Either or. - Twitchy on TeaPartyTimmy
Ok now I'm confused.

"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Feb 13, 2012 9:56 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Sedins Tonight
Combined:
0 – Shots on Goal
0 – Missed Shots
0 – Hits
0 – Takeaways
0 – Blocked Shots
38.47 Minutes …….. Wasted
"Don't fear failure. Compete. 100%. Enjoy the process. Play for others."
- Self-motivating message Inside of Cory Schneider's blocker.
I love the response of the RT'er
@dantencer #Canucks are now 89-0-3 in last 92 when leading after 2 periods
Fire Alain Vigneault.
One of those jerks from Nucks Misconduct
@KentBaskyNM
Who knows, maybe he’s just sick of interviews and figures this is as good an excuse as any to ask for a media blackout. Or maybe he’s just a stupid douche. Either or. - Twitchy on TeaPartyTimmy
that was our pal Thomas Drance btw
One of those jerks from Nucks Misconduct
@KentBaskyNM
Who knows, maybe he’s just sick of interviews and figures this is as good an excuse as any to ask for a media blackout. Or maybe he’s just a stupid douche. Either or. - Twitchy on TeaPartyTimmy
A real coach would have won those 3 games….
"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"
— Lubomir Visnovsky
I rec’d that shit.
Hehe
That’s a pretty awesome stat.
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
"To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up." -Ralph Bunche
Bruce Boudreau?
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
by eightyseven on Feb 13, 2012 10:07 PM PST up reply actions
Oh, Mr. Raymond. You're so fast.

"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Heh…you can always count on tumblr to produce the gifs (I assume that’s where you found it).
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
"To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up." -Ralph Bunche
Also from Tumblr

Happy Valentines Day everybody.
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
"To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up." -Ralph Bunche
Man that clip of the Pyatt hit on Rome from the past
looked bad – don’t remember that one
Go Canucks Go!
This thread
needs more bacon and puns.
"You don’t have a right to the cards you believe you should have been dealt. You have an obligation to play the hell out of the ones you’re holding." - Sugar at The Rumpus
♥Canucks ♥ (and ♥Coyotes♥)
Milos Raonic looks like Bert (of Bert and Ernie) here

They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
"To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up." -Ralph Bunche
Hey
why’d he bail again?
BAHA BURROWS
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
by eightyseven on Feb 13, 2012 10:16 PM PST up reply actions
Milos?
Gimpy knee wasn’t it?
Burr looks like a dork.
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
"To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up." -Ralph Bunche

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