Your Best Player Thinks He's A Pirate - Canucks vs Blackhawks Gamethread
Chicago Blackhawks at Vancouver Canucks, Jan 31, 2012 7:00 PM PST
Well, thank goodness the All-Star break is over, let's get back to the real hockey! After a much-needed week off for our boys, they return tonight to host their intense rival. The Blackhawks are having a solid year, currently 6th in the West, and somehow benefitting (like everyone else in their division) on Columbus's terrible year. Chicago is only 3 points shy of Detroit's Central lead, which is also being contended for by St. Louis and Nashville. Also, they just traded some no-name prospect to Calgary for ..... wait, this can't be real.... Brendan Morrison??? What the hell????
Whatever. Coconuts go.
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"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
wurst

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I didn't realize this was going to be a sausage fest
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by stacie7 on Jan 31, 2012 6:03 PM PST up reply actions 4 recs
Lol
I found that response far funnier than I think I should have.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions
Bwaahaha..hey Stacie wassup?
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
Not much
wassup with you?
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Still recovering from All-Star weekend shenanigans..time for some real hockey.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 6:22 PM PST up reply actions
I did like the skills competition
The guys looked like they were really having fun this year. The live tweeting was classic.
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Best moment for me was Hartnell’s “Suck it, Phaneuf!” fly-by.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
That
and the play by play from Lupul and Hartnell going back and forth. Loved that
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Ya Lupul with the “You have some pretty solid line mates, there” dig was a great chirp.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 6:44 PM PST up reply actions
Hello Canucks
Nice night for some exciting hockey.
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try telling that
to anyone watching Wild/Preds/Paint Drying
"Kevin, You can't play Doom Metal while wearing a scarf"
by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 6:04 PM PST up reply actions
also
heads up… all the Chicago media are losing their shit Boston-style about Canucks Army’s ‘target the hand’ quip… and they accuse us of blowing things out of proportion…
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it is pretty meatheaded....
I know these things happen in Hockey but.. well, let’s put it this way, absolutely no one has mentioned Bmo getting chirped when hurt lately, right?
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by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
I thought bringing that up was interesting...
being traded to the team. A big deal? No. Worth mentioning? More than most of the crap that passes for news in the NHL…
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wasn't referring to you
old chap…
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by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions
who you calling old?
:)
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plus
you’re very naive if you think teams don’t do this.
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Oh it happens
Just don’t like to see it suggested in print if you know what I mean
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Honestly
I don’t think it happens as much as the paranoia of the coaches would indicate. The games just too fast to focus on a guys wrist. That’ll be a sure way to distract yourself.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
the thing is
he didn’t call to have him hurt. he didn’t say ‘break it’. would I have said it? probably not. but to lose their minds over that, when you look at what Hawks bloggers have said about the Canucks over the years?
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It's gone both ways
I pretty much try to ignore all of it. The media will say anything to make everything more sensational, and the fans say quite a bit of stuff out of raw emotion.
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except
the stuff about the Sedins is a one way street.
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they need new jokes
Can they do something really stupid to help us out?
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seriously tired of it all...
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btw, that photoshop in the SCH pregame thread of the diving team is hilarious.
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I know it isn't really him
but that hairy chest one for AV grossed me out
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The way the sedins have their hands is pretty funny
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 6:52 PM PST up reply actions
Evian backwards
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— Henrik Sedin
Haha
I hope someone gives him a little tap on the hand to start the game to really set everybody off.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
Bamugartner just replied to me on Twitter =]
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damn
Baumgartner
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he retweeted me too!!!
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It was tempting, but I’ll let that one go.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 6:10 PM PST up reply actions
Toronto scores, now 4-1
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Leafs back under on the bubble
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
55 minutes to game time
what to do what to do
by Nathaniel Perlow on Jan 31, 2012 6:06 PM PST reply actions
drink heavily?
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by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
that's for after the game
win or lose
by Nathaniel Perlow on Jan 31, 2012 6:09 PM PST up reply actions
he knows the jokes....
TsnMarcCrawford Marc Crawford
Can’t wait for Canucks and Hawks to renew hostilities. Van. 1st time with a full lineup in some time. Keep Salo away from knives and snakes
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wow
center ice goal for Boston.
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that was a Toskala.
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Exactly
Or a cloutier. Although at least lidstrom was near the blue line.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 6:12 PM PST up reply actions
that was brutal...
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that would suck to see... thank god we don't have a goalie who does that anymore
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well now that you said that...........
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I was thinking the same thing....
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by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
pft...
do you believe in the tooth fairy too?
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The one with the Rock?
No way
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for Boston
Anderson let it in.
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Russostrib Michael Russo
Rinne just swiped Heatley’s hat-trick goal right out of the air. he’s got 35:21 left to get the Wild’s 16th trick in team history
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16 hat tricks in 12 years seems low
Is it just me or does that seem incredibly low? Not that I’m surprised.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
it IS the Wild
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by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 6:16 PM PST up reply actions
I am surprised
they have that many
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Pit trying to fight back, it’s 4-3 now.
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words fail me...
@jonward11: Romney campaign debuts new victory song. “Wavin Flag” by K’NAAN
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you're shitting me
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by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
Romney is Mayor Quimby
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions
Quimby
had more honor and honesty as a politician though.
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Haha – true dat.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 6:33 PM PST up reply actions
that's nothing
Survivor filed a lawsuit to keep Newt from using Eye Of The Tiger during public appearances
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wow
Neal and Malkin just tied it up with 6 seconds left against Toronto!!!
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dang! Pens are coming good eh?
and the Kid may be on the way back.. scary for the East
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by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 6:30 PM PST up reply actions
Dr. Recchi
Says it’s just a hangnail.

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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 6:40 PM PST up reply actions
Monster
losing his cool as he lets in the tying goal with 6.6 seconds left
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Crazy
That was a pretty exciting minute of hockey.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 6:31 PM PST up reply actions
Just when I thought he was fucked
he makes a last second stop on Neal and TOTALLY REDEEMED HIMSELF!
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Sens blow a two goal lead
in a game Boston had no business being in. Leafs blow a 3 goal lead in a game they too were dominating? What does this tell us? The teams in Ontario suck.
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booooo
Pens win the shootout.
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Wow are the Pens announcers homers
or is it just me?
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no idea
i get TSN.
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Have you heard John Garrett? Local announcers are allowed to be homers aren’t they?
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
some are worse than others
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he called Seidenberg's 90 foot centre ice goal
a “BOMB!!!!”
Yeah, no kidding
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yes, yes they are
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by mightymike D on Jan 31, 2012 6:49 PM PST up reply actions
Leafs back under on the bubble.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
well, here's hoping for a classic tonight..
and good luck.. but not too good if you know what I mean!
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Luck
The Canucks don’t need luck to beat this edition of the hawks. They just need to play their game
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions
yup
cheers, dude…
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The good news for you Nuck supporters
John Scott is going to suit up.
The bad news:
So are Sharp and Toews
they played game 7 too, right?
just checking…
:p
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ask me in June
:)
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So are Sharp and Toews
They’re going to help John Scott suit up?
Cory F'n Schneider - Canucks #1 goalie, now with more cowbell.
Kokosnötter, gå!
teaching him to skate
would be a big step
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While we wait for the game to start...

Narwhal. Great mammal, or GREATEST mammal?
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#37 Ryp
Those Eskimos
Will never take our freedom!!
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Kokosnötter, gå!
Pssshhh
Inuit!
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I just wish
They were more stabby with those things.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions
Brendan Morrison, you disappoint me. What’s next, the Broonz?
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Irrelevant! THIS THREAD IS NOW CLOSED.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 7:38 PM PST up reply actions
well, you're welcome here
canadian hospitality and not neurotic about dissenting opinions is kind of our calling card :p
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I'm going to be all up in your city
in April too… Walking in your city and drinking your beer and sleeping in your hotels. How do you feel about that?
bring money
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And then some
Second most expensive city in the world and all that
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 7:09 PM PST up reply actions
Sa'll good
Staying in a hotel in downtown Vancouver…
have you tried BC pot?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Again if you're sharing
and you don’t get all weird…
and eating our sushi? you better be!
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best sushi
outside of Nippon
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SCH infestations are common, no?
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 7:07 PM PST up reply actions
we're the gift that keeps on giving
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We’ve got plenty of Windex.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 7:10 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
maybe this would be a good night to force me to post a 3rd period thread….
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Excited much, gaiz
NUFF POSTS
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hey you guys
anyone have sortsail’s justin.tv link. please and thanks
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by cyclone's ghost on Jan 31, 2012 7:07 PM PST reply actions
http://www.justin.tv/sortsall_35?#/w/2545259888
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i kiss the ground
that you walk upon kind sir
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by cyclone's ghost on Jan 31, 2012 7:08 PM PST up reply actions
SOPA…..
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
we're all going to jail
I hope they segregate us by musical taste
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you want to be with the Arcade Fire guys right?
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about that
apparently, one time DBD (the Dallas blog here) got a warning from the US federal government, threatening to shut down their site if they see anymore stream links posted on their blog.
because of this, PPP has also stopped letting streams be posted in their comments, since one of their managers is American and could be arrested.
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Homeland Security detains Brits for Twitter joke
Big Brother Haz Arrived
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 7:19 PM PST up reply actions
in fact, it might be something for us to consider too, with Yankee in the States.
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canucksgame Canucks Game
What? Am I seeing things?!? The Green Men are in the houuuuuse! #Canucks
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boooooo
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:11 PM PST up reply actions
can I just say
hooray for TSN
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apparently
lots of people on SCH are getting a feed where they’re still playing a harmonica…..
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it was just at the beginning
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okay, some more context
apparently, a bit of the anthems was done on a harmonica.
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Hey no Lu
and now we don’t even get your regular singer – what gives?
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it's Tuesday
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video of the Flames pregame tribute to Brad McCrimmon
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Someone should tell Morrison
he no longer plays for the guys in Blue
all in good time...
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He looking to set up Dank. He knows where his loyalties lie
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:14 PM PST up reply actions
Apparently Canucks are have scored the most goals in the 1st period in the NHL
I wonder who has scored the most in the 3rd?
by Nathaniel Perlow on Jan 31, 2012 7:15 PM PST reply actions
Ballard BOOM!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:15 PM PST up reply actions
that was a light call
and by that I mean I’m shocked it was a penalty
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Ballard in trouble.
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the ref said it was “low”. He’s fucking blind
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
what a bs call
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by cyclone's ghost on Jan 31, 2012 7:16 PM PST reply actions
I don't mind free icings
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If Hossa played with the Sedins they could just play keepaway for 20 minutes
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ArtemChubarov Artem Chubarov
Ballard is breathing oxygen in the box, better assess him another clipping penalty.
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It sure is! I’m terrible how are you?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:21 PM PST up reply actions
Dunno who broke up that pass
but that was a nice little play
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silly
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ALL STAR
WITH THE COVERAGE
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
we may need to start calling him E-Star
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Edler
damn son… that is defence at it’s finest
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big chance there!
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Didn’t he get in the way of a Salo-bomb?
by shaninalberta on Jan 31, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
took a puck from I think Salo
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KESLORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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that was vintage kes
great shift. love how hard booth is to contain
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by cyclone's ghost on Jan 31, 2012 7:25 PM PST reply actions
BEASTMODE ACTIVATED

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nice!
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someone here
requested it originally, but I can’t remember who! Wait….was it you? I’m so tired tonight, ha
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nah, i never requested that.
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me..tooooo
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:27 PM PST up reply actions
Andrew Cogliano
has a hat trick tonight in the 1st period
I sensed a disturbance in the Keslerverse
Ah, there it is. Excellent.
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"Pucks are awful little things" - Passive Voice.
@botchoncanucks Great opening 8 mins. The crowd and Alex Edler as good as I’ve seen
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agreed
very defensively responsible
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fuck!
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ooo-hoo-hoo
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ugh
bad shift and they get chasing…
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That all started with Bieksa having to jump over the puck to avoid the too many men….it went in our zone and never recovered
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Gonna be one of those nights I see
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Mayers hadn’t scored since December.
of course.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:31 PM PST up reply actions
Denis Savard could be next.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 7:32 PM PST up reply actions
works every time
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hilarious
he scored that goal b/c he’s so bad that his fanned shot faked out schneider
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by cyclone's ghost on Jan 31, 2012 7:30 PM PST reply actions
MOAR SCOTT
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and Toews back to the locker room
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really?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
what happened?
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might just be equipment
the trainer is still on the bench
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what? when?
that’s not typically Edler’s style….I don’t even recall a big hit on Toews – where the hell was I?
Go Canucks Go!
We didn't say he was hit in the head on purpose
and no the announcers didn’t say that
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Something that was said on SCH
I didn’t see it…
apparently, he got tangled up with Kesler.
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Moarrison
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 7:35 PM PST up reply actions
It;s all good though guys
the boys look pretty good tonight, nice jump and im confident we can squeeze one out tonight
COCONUTS GO!
booth is hungry
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by cyclone's ghost on Jan 31, 2012 7:33 PM PST up reply actions
hossa's
got such a great game. skates hard both sides of centre ice
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by cyclone's ghost on Jan 31, 2012 7:33 PM PST reply actions
You know you're in a pickle
when Hossa has to backcheck.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Hossa always backchecks. He’s a stud
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:34 PM PST up reply actions
I wanna ignore his skills. Mercenary!
Nah, he was awesome during that equally awesome* all-star-game.
*Not really
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his line with Dats and Gaborik was sweet
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yup
Fire in Grizz’s belly tonight
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Toews back on bench
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Preds come from down 4-1
to beat the Wild. Sensing a theme tonight…
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damn can't the Wild do anything right?
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what are
questions that answer themselves?
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epic
patersonjeff Jeff Paterson
MIN had 4-2 lead at home vs NAS with 3:20 to go. Lost 5-4.
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wow
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Wowzers
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 7:40 PM PST up reply actions
DE-SCHNEID
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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New Orleans could've used him a while ago
by Nathaniel Perlow on Jan 31, 2012 7:39 PM PST up reply actions
Was this inspired by Godzilla in some way?
Cory F'n Schneider - Canucks #1 goalie, now with more cowbell.
Kokosnötter, gå!
nope. Just thought of the Sea Wall
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions
Well I feel inspired
Hope you don’t mind the blatant theft

Cory F'n Schneider - Canucks #1 goalie, now with more cowbell.
Kokosnötter, gå!
always love this pic
never noticed before but is there something behind his left pad in the pic originally or does his left pad just look unusually large?
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It’s just H2O
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:44 PM PST up reply actions
Random observation...
I noticed that Steve Bernier made his season debut with the Devils tonight.
Poutine & Meatballs
Signed a two way deal
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Death To Scoring Chances
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
What the…..I missed that waiver wire pickup
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 31, 2012 7:41 PM PST up reply actions
me too
when the hell did that happen?
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I think
he was signed with their AHL team since the training camp
yep
Florida didn’t give him an offer last summer.
instead, he was invited to Devils training camp, and signed a two-way there.
(according to his SBNation page)
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WHL update
victoriaroyals Victoria Royals
Reid Jackson and Jamie Crooks both tally. PG vs VIC Tied 1-1 after 20mins
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our announcers liked it too
said it was like watching the Harlem Globetrotters
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We are trying to get DJ Dave to play Sweet Georgia Brown
when they do that, but no luck so far!
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Very true.
But with all the sustained pressure at the hawks end it seems like just a matter of time.
COCONUTS GO!
Chicago will need to start going all Boston on us
by Nathaniel Perlow on Jan 31, 2012 7:46 PM PST up reply actions
even the rat doesn't get that bad
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Man if Stalberg
could just learn to shoot the puck…
He reminds me of Mason Raymond
smallish stature, fast skater, and a tendency to miss the net high and wide
I think he might be faster than MayRay
But yeah that’s a good comparison…
Also I think Stals is a little bit better of a forechecker
from what I’ve seen of May Ray anyway
MayRay
is underrated as a defensive player, and is a pretty good penalty killer too
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No doubt
I’ve not seen a ton of Nucks hockey but I do watch probably 20-30 G a year, I just haven’t seen it this year.
Holy crap
it’s only the 1st.
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Chicago won
18% of the faceoffs in the first…
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HockeyBroad Hockey Broad
While we’re at it, VAN also outshooting CHI 12-9 (25 attempted vs 17) and outhitting CHI 11-5.
Hawks maybe a little lucky to be tied?
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maybe if they fan on some more shots
their luck will continue
by Nathaniel Perlow on Jan 31, 2012 7:51 PM PST up reply actions
No kidding
Lappy is 4 of 4, and Money 3 of 3.
Basically, all your defensive zone faceoffs are ours!
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Cody, Kes, and Hank
all lost one draw, and won 3, 3, and 2 respectively.
Toews is #1 in faceoffs in NHL….but only won 1 of 4 so far
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I have a feeling his wrist isn't quite up to par yet
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19-4 for us
according to NHL.com
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@passittobulis: #Canucks won 19-of-23 faceoffs in the first. Max Lapierre and Manny Malhotra went a combined 9-for-9.
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"@ScottRintoul: Think I just saw @botchoncanucks throw something when the organist played some Black Eyed Peas
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BlueJacketsNHL NHL Blue Jackets
Patrick Marleau scores on the rebound at 7:53 of the first period. It’s 1-0 #sjsharks over the #CBJ.
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hahahaha
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in case anyone wants to see the unedited version……
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HAHA
Shock value.
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Brian Campbell is in the background, his stuff is clearly visible.
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he ain’t wearing pants
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No I got that
Daoust and missy’s explanation was sufficient lol
Sorry
here’s a cute baby!

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#37 Ryp
CAMPBELL'S JOHNSON!!!
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BradZiemer Brad Ziemer
Morrison led #blackhawks forwards with 7:24 of ice time in the first period.
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Instant acquistion
To be fair he skated 2 minutes as a Nucks forward and 5 : 24 as a Hawks forward
You're funny.
I like you.
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— Henrik Sedin
now you'll never get rid of him you know :)
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I'm sitting here...
I can read what ya’ll are typing about me…
and.........
you know I would say it to your face
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NOOOOO

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patersonjeff Jeff Paterson
Looks like all-star break did CBJ a world of good — down 2-0 and getting outshot 16-4 in first in SJ
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lol totally off topic but...
has anyone ever seen a show called “Southern Fried Stings”?
COCONUTS GO!
thank you for answering as well.
I guess ill have to resort to being amused by it all by myself
COCONUTS GO!
OMG
DAT SAVE
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Holy
sloppy play batman!
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haha
@KNAAN: Yo @mittromney I am K’naan Warsame and I do not endorse this message.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 8:22 PM PST up reply actions
Good to know that isn’t JUST a Preds thing.
Hands go uuppp..... AND THEY STAY THERE!
-nashvillepredators-
The long change really messes up the rhythm.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 8:29 PM PST up reply actions
So it would be AWESOME if you all could beat the hell out of these guys tonight.
Would be much appreciated :)
Hands go uuppp..... AND THEY STAY THERE!
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we're working on it
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Thank you!
That was a freaking unbelievable game. Typical heart-attack-inducing, last-minute come-back, scary-ass Predators hockey.
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C WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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#EmbraceTheHate
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of course
We Are All Canucks ;)
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DERRRRRRRRR!
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That was a better sequence of saves there
than that tip-in try by Stalberg a few minutes ago
PASS TO SON!
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Also...
Hamhuis with the BEAUTIFUL breakout pass
That was all-world
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 8:19 PM PST up reply actions
Schneider saving our asses a bit
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#37 Ryp
More like
holding it up like Spanx.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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wait what is this
There’s no camera-pan to Luongo everytime Schneider makes a save? I don’t even know what channel I’m watching anymore
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okay,
unless we suddenly have over 300 comments over the last 6 minutes of this period, i won’t be putting up a 3rd period thread.
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GET IT DONE GUYS
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Everybody put up 20 comments immediately.
Cory F'n Schneider - Canucks #1 goalie, now with more cowbell.
Kokosnötter, gå!
FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Course
/poundit
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
"DAWSON'S CREEK"
title card
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
We brought down SOPA
we can do anything!
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
we’re just under 500 right now.
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Can someone explain string theory to me?
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ONE
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
WORD
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
POSTS
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
I believe the answer you were looking for…
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Is
String theory is an active research framework in particle physics that attempts to reconcile quantum mechanics and general relativity.1 It is a contender for a theory of everything (TOE), a self-contained mathematical model that describes all fundamental forces and forms of matter.
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#37 Ryp
i wonder if there’s a BBT clip for that.
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pi
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NOT LONG ENOUGH
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqpWETqoD5Q
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C WALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Pull your head out of your asses boys
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#37 Ryp
and that's two penalties
that should have been called against the Hawks now
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Your rep might be hurting you a little bit
Foley made the comment of how easily what’s his face went down in front of the net
ugh
this thing about a rep is a media fallacy. the canucks dive no more than any other team, yours included. and they don’t get called for as many dives as you would think for a team that supposedly has a reputation.
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wasn't directed back at you
just weary of the same nonsense. it will die down just like the ones that said we couldn’t stand up to the Bruins
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Your poke is like a punch to the face on SCH.
Diving team and whatnot. Borderline misogynistic.
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I mean I admit
i laughed at the picture of the diving team on SCH but yeah…
They are using the stretch pass well this period
And that was definitely a trip on Higgy in front…WoW
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Tough cal, to make tho
When he’s right in front of the crease. Still was a trip but I can see why they didn’t call it
by Canuckelhead on Jan 31, 2012 8:26 PM PST up reply actions
NO WAY
NO WAY
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
From what I can tell with this thread it’s been the tale of two periods?
by nuckspuck5 on Jan 31, 2012 8:29 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
WTF
HOW THE HECK DID HE STOP THAT?!
Although as amazing as it is, he could have totally prevented that chance. Schneider handling the puck scares me …
Gotta see that again…wow
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♪ all alone in the moonlight ♪
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Lol
B Mo gave him that one… I’m unsure if BMo realizes what uni he’s wearing yet
passittobulis Pass it to Bulis
Good save and all, but Morrison is twirling his moustache at the bench. #InsideMan
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He had to save that one
because he gave the puck away
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Yup
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
RARE CAMERA PAN TO THAT OTHER GOALIE ON OUR TEAM
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
haha
you can tell that Luie hears Pang talking about him
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Cory, you really need to be more aware when handling the puck.
Or, just stay in your freaking crease.
Signed,
Roberto Luongo
Dear god we are flat right now.
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On his way

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Kokosnötter, gå!
by Twin Terror on Jan 31, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
where's tim thomas?
in his bunker plotting a violent overthrow of the government, no doubt…
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hahahahahahaha
rec’d!
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
The only upside is as bad as the second has been they are still tied
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Sometimes ya gotta take em and hope they come out in the third with some heart
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okay, i’m gonna go pop some popcorn.
if there’s over 100 new comments for me when i get back downstairs, i’ll post a new thread.
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SERIOUSLY
TALK LIKE MSN
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
MADNESS
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
ASL
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Since the Flames ain't helping tonight...
Can you beat the Hawks plz? kthx.
"We want to keep beating them...to break their pride and break their season...is a huge thing for us." - David Legwand
It's going to hinge
on whether the team remembers how to play this game of hockey, as opposed to what happened in that second period.
I really think it's going to depend upon
which goalie blinks first
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Who’s in net? Crawford? I just finished the Detroit/Calgary game, pulling up this one now.
Hands go uuppp..... AND THEY STAY THERE!
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Crawford! You can do it, then. He’s not as good as he appears to be.
Hands go uuppp..... AND THEY STAY THERE!
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That is true. Let’s hope his “good” moment is now over for the night. We really need this loss (for them). As I’m sure you do too.
Hands go uuppp..... AND THEY STAY THERE!
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No I kind of need the win
since Minny couldn’t help us out tonight
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
Oooh, I didn’t realize you SCH for a second there….
Hands go uuppp..... AND THEY STAY THERE!
-nashvillepredators-
I know I'm one of those sneaky nice fans
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
I thought kesler was going to be beast mode tonight
by nuckspuck5 on Jan 31, 2012 8:40 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
he's been good
just still too much aiming at the shin pads
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
He’s busy keeping an eye on Mr. Toews.
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
CORY SCHNEIDER
WHAT
THE
FUCK
HE HAS NO SOUL
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
You bring up Thomas, I live in new England you couldn’t imagine the spin on the story up here
by nuckspuck5 on Jan 31, 2012 8:41 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
Yea they keep trying to spin it as he meant nothing major… My roomates are bruins fans and they are blind to any other side
by nuckspuck5 on Jan 31, 2012 8:43 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Can't imagine
(Go Pats)
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Gints.
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
No.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Pats have
No.chance?
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
by reggiedunlop on Jan 31, 2012 8:53 PM PST up reply actions
Canucks at 25-8 in faceoffs...and 22-7 in hits
Lappy the best at 8 of 9
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Gandhi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
@Vancitydan Writer at Nucks Misconduct
So
they win faceoffs and then go take a nap
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
#37 Ryp
Bolland is 1 for 11
Mayers 0 for 4, and Toews came back from 1 for 4 with a total of 5 of 9 now.
Hawks had that period, but the third is OURS man!
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Gandhi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
@Vancitydan Writer at Nucks Misconduct
DAVID BOLLAND
YOU SUCK AT DIPLOMACY
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Bolland
just said this game was like a playoff game 7
maybe he has short term memory loss from getting his bell rung too many times?
Am I the only one who can't stand watching games on TSN?
They never shut up – I swear they aren’t even watching the game.
TSN is that obnoxious friend that comes over to watch a big game and never stops talking and ends up missing all the big plays.
I wish I could throw a beer at every one of these jerks.
I love TSN
they offer a very “big league” broadcast.
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I really like their between periods stuff. Duthie and Mackenzie are good.
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
#37 Ryp
I am here now
Was at a Chamber of Commerce Dinner tonight. Didn’t know we were on National TV. Very happy to have gotten home for the third period.
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Whoa whoa
big deal
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
I know
I got to meet Steve Mazurak.
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ya missed a great 1st period
the 2nd sucked (what else is new), but Chicago needs to stop this terrified to take a penalty nonsense, it’s sucking the life out of this game
One of those jerks from Nucks Misconduct
@KentBaskyNM
Holy crap. Look at Rome!!- Sean Zandberg
In other words
give us a damn power play so we can score?
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it's that, but
this game is lacking some of that emotion… Bolland called this like Game 7? Hardly… this game has all the personality of Toews right about now. All the luster of a cardboard sandwich…
One of those jerks from Nucks Misconduct
@KentBaskyNM
Holy crap. Look at Rome!!- Sean Zandberg
aren't we one of the least penalized teams in the league
you guys are just used to playing Boston now
SCH moderator. I'm the nice one. Really, I am. (you can quit laughing now)
Edler
best supporting actor in that elbow save.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
WE AT 100 YET?
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
#37 Ryp
40 more
and i misjudged how long it would take to make popcorn.
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Note to self: there's always a dirty joke somewhere in there....
@NM_missy
it was at 550 before, got back to see 610.
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Note to self: there's always a dirty joke somewhere in there....
@NM_missy
635
close enough.
Nucks Misconduct writer, ambassador and prima donna.
Note to self: there's always a dirty joke somewhere in there....
@NM_missy
For sandwiches, I prefer Miracle Whip to Mayonnaise.
CONTROVERSY GO.
"You don’t have a right to the cards you believe you should have been dealt. You have an obligation to play the hell out of the ones you’re holding." - Sugar at The Rumpus
♥Canucks ♥ (and ♥Coyotes♥)
That tangy zip?
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
#37 Ryp
as Phil Hartman might say
“It’s not what you’’d call ‘conventionally tasty’”
"You don’t have a right to the cards you believe you should have been dealt. You have an obligation to play the hell out of the ones you’re holding." - Sugar at The Rumpus
♥Canucks ♥ (and ♥Coyotes♥)
RIP
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Gandhi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
@Vancitydan Writer at Nucks Misconduct
Miracle Whip
is preferable in 95% of all situations.
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I actually despise mayonaise
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
#37 Ryp
In Singapore they have breaded deep fried shrimp with tons of mayo gooped all over it. Popular dish…nearly gagged while eating it.
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
#37 Ryp
I too
have succumbed to the ad campaign and enjoy Miracle Whip…it means that we are originals and dont follow the crowd
Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Gandhi. I think he was a Canucks fan...
@Vancitydan Writer at Nucks Misconduct
Isn’t a nut though?
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
#37 Ryp
lay goom
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
I wish they would do Canucks bs hawks/bruins winter classic so we could see a 24/7 on them
by nuckspuck5 on Jan 31, 2012 8:47 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
I would LOVE
To see the Canucks in a winter classic! Too bad it’s never going to happen, though
Schneids
They once made a Kevin Bieksa toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
#37 Ryp
GO GO GO GO GO
http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2012/1/31/2762878/canucks-vs-blackhawks-3rd-period-thread
http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2012/1/31/2762878/canucks-vs-blackhawks-3rd-period-thread
http://www.nucksmisconduct.com/2012/1/31/2762878/canucks-vs-blackhawks-3rd-period-thread
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Note to self: there's always a dirty joke somewhere in there....
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