2012 All-Star Game Open Thread
by missy on Jan 29, 2012 12:30 PM PST
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1:00 pm PST, CBC
Hey, remember that silly Guardian Project stuff from last year's All-Star Game? Well, Puck Daddy found out that the project made the company lose millions of dollars, having profits drop by 80% in 2011. Despite the successes of their technologies in other things like Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed, the GP is being considered as the largest factor of their losses. No wonder we barely heard anything about it after Raleigh.....
Anyways, today in Ottawa we finally have the 2012 All-Star Game, which is best combined with drinking alcohol at any times like the ones on this list. Here are the lineups:
Team Chara
Corey Perry - Evgeni Malkin - Jarome Iginla
Phil Kessel - Tyler Seguin - Joffrey Lupul
Jamie Benn - Patrick Kane - Jordan Eberle
Dion Phaneuf - Dennis Wideman
Kimmo Timonen - Ryan Suter
Team Alfredsson
Logan Couture - Claude Giroux - Steven Stamkos
Daniel Sedin - Henrik Sedin - Scott Hartnell
James Neal - John Tavares - Jason Pominville
Erik Karlsson - Kris Letang
Keith Yandle - Shea Weber
Alexander Edler - Dan Girardi
Now, for the last Vampires Suck clip. This is the one that originally inspired my usage of this movie as a theme for this weekend's open threads. Even if Edler was separated from the Twins, I'd still be using this. I just replace "Jacob" with "Edler" in this clip, and it's perfect:
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OMG
Via Puck Daddy, Brian Campbell’s trouser snake accidentally caught on camera (censored in the PD post).
Haha, that’s embarassing…
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Photographer has one job and thats to take pictures without penises in them and he cant even do that right!
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Lol. Notebook just said: no penises?
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Step 1) Point
Step 2) Check for penises
Step 3) Shoot
Step 4) ?
Step 5) Profit!
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Maybe he walked into the picture between step 2 and 3.
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This is a possibility. Maybe he needs a flowchart.
1)Check for Penises
1a) Are there any penises?
Yes) Don’t shoot.
No) Return to step 1
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It seems this would trap the photographer in an endless loop of looking for penises.
:|
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In a locker room the assumption is there always are. What needs to happen after step 3 is someone to edit or proofread each photo before publishing. Are there any penises in the photos, if yes, do not publish.
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I think this is the best option.
New Directive:
Don’t publish dick pics
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lol sucks for Campbell but it could have been worse, you really can’t see much so at least it isn’t as embarrassing as it could have been lol
Go Canucks Go!
Speaking of creepy things in the internet,
I just saw this on tumblr.
Yeah….tumblr is weird…
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by raincity on Jan 29, 2012 1:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
High school girls have a lot of time on their hands.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Hank in his Ryp shirt
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BUT I LOVE SUNGLASSES INDOORS.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
that was painful
hopefully he is done now.
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hey you guys … :)
GO SHARKS!
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Hello!
So hockey deprived… When does SJ play their next game?
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Tuesday … been counting down … I don’t normally watch All Star games … but ah well … I can watch this while refreshing my sql memory.
GO SHARKS!
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ooo
Javier!
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
LOL Hartnell with Sedins.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
lol
Sedins on the 3rd
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
They're trying now
I’m pretty excited even knowing there won’t be hitting.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Swede power
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by raincity on Jan 29, 2012 1:43 PM PST reply actions 2 recs
IS THAT A SMILE
ALEXANDER EDLER?!?!
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Meanwhile
here he looks like a Swedish James Bond.
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ohmygah
that coat
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
I guess the nonsense about the sedins not getting respect
Can stop now. All these players are talking about on both teams is how great they are.
Ha, Hartnell scores with the twins
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HAHAHA
RESPEK HARTNELL
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
OMG
“Suck It Phaneuf!”
so I guess we need to trade for Hartnell now…
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by Kent Basky on Jan 29, 2012 1:48 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Proteautype Adam Proteau
The only way Scott Hartnell’s “Suck it, Phaneuf!” line could have been better was if he did it in a Sean Connery accent.
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niiiiiccccceeee
“Thats what your mother said Phaneuf!”
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Hmmm
I wonder if Philly wants a certain red headed goalie ;P
by Canuckelhead on Jan 29, 2012 1:54 PM PST up reply actions
‘The Sedin’ is trending in Canada on twitter
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are these games typically high scoring?
GO SHARKS!
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yup
over under is around 19, I think…
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Love that Don Cherry’s against seeing guys get embarrassed. Of course it doesn’t apply when commentators on his broadcasts call players ‘sisters’ and ‘Thelma and Louise’, because that’s nowhere near as bad as the humiliation of being picked last…
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by Kent Basky on Jan 29, 2012 2:08 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
still though. I thought there were some great ideas there
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 29, 2012 2:11 PM PST up reply actions
meh
i turned him off and watched some Heat/Bulls basketball right after that tired “picked last” bullshit.
But I guess Don has to be Don. As soon as his stooge held up the newspaper, it seemed a good idea to ignore the Leafs/Don pissing match.
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basketball over Don? you are so going to hell
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 29, 2012 2:17 PM PST up reply actions
just to check the score
I was flicking back and forth, and every time I went back, Don was being a bit of an ass.
I usually can handle him, but he seemed extra contrived today…
And…Lebron James vs Derrick Rose MAN! ;-)
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but he seemed extra contrived today
just today? I can’t stand that guy any day.
GO SHARKS!
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this
we are spoiled.
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it wasn’t a compliment, Kent. haha!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 29, 2012 6:18 PM PST up reply actions
If only the playoffs were played at the pace of the all-star game
Trolololol
by Canuckelhead on Jan 29, 2012 2:35 PM PST up reply actions
This game is pretty boring, but Hartnell is a good sport. Nice play by play, haha.
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I’m with you … lots of scoring doesn’t equal an exciting game.
GO SHARKS!
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it’s only exciting if a guy is going for 6 goals….the old days with Gretzky and Lemieux was cool
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 29, 2012 6:19 PM PST up reply actions
Alfie with the twins? Niiiiiiice.
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SEDINSSSSSSSS
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— Henrik Sedin
my wish
Edler ripping one past thomas in the 3rd
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Have to get in close
After Hiller got a scrambley head in the last one, it looks like a “no bombs” policy has been enacted with players.
You know Quick appreciated that twice in the second as Chara filled the slot!
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as free citizens
then can fire the puck as fucking hard as they want…
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LOL
I await the post game interview where TT tells Scott how Edler is out of control then!
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It would be the greatest thing ever if 100 screaming girls ran out on the ice for Drake like at the Super Bowl and then fell on their asses
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Pretty much all of Team Chara is out there. And five players from Team Alfie. Because Team Alfie is old and Swedish.
What, Swedes aren’t rap fans?
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heh
What, Swedes aren’t rap fans?
Nope, Swedes love the metals
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They look disinterested.
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Kokosnötter, gå!
There were shots of some other guys who wanted to get their pictures taken with Drake.
This one looks like he asked the Sedins for a photo :P
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WTF. Give it up, Drake
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 29, 2012 9:36 PM PST up reply actions
got that
‘Will Tim Thomas get another shutout’ bullshit killed dead right there…
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Tim Thomas has decided not to play next year
He feels the NHL has gotten too big and out of control.
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Kokosnötter, gå!
@HTW_Sean Tim Thomas’ face is as red as his politics after that one
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Team Swede/Alfie failing pretty hard, lol.
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well with the world getting to see
what Brian Elliott actually plays like without the smothering trap defence, it’s no wonder…
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Twin goal.
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Scored on him and then hugged him.
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Kokosnötter, gå!
And huckleberry cheesecake is done.
GO SHARKS!
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I totally thought
you were referring to a player when I first read this. Now I need to pick someone to call Huckleberry Cheesecake whenever he gets a penalty. :)
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Elliott's not all that good
When he actually has to face shots on goal.
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thank god
for hartnell on the mic, otherwise that woulda been the boringest game since minnesota played new jersey.
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"Suck It Phanuef"
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best moment ever
he should have won MVP for his antics on the Mic. He made the game really entertaining!
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suck it, Timmy.
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Pumping tires. You’re doing it wrong, Tim.
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by Daoust501 on Jan 30, 2012 1:37 AM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Just thought of a new ASG alternative...
Since I found the the game boring for the most part, I had an idea that they could change it to a 3-on-3 bracket style tourney. Hold a televised draft to select 8 teams of 5 (4 skaters, 1 goalie) from a pool of 32 skaters and 8 goalies. They could play 7 total games with 5-minute periods in under 2 hours, excluding breaks. Who’s with me??
Poutine & Meatballs
by cyxj on Jan 29, 2012 8:52 PM PST reply actions 5 recs
That's actually
The best idea for an all star game I’ve ever heard.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 29, 2012 9:37 PM PST up reply actions
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