2012 All-Star Draft Open Thread
by missy on Jan 26, 2012 4:30 PM PST
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5:00 pm PST, TSN (just for tonight though, CBC will have the skills competition on Saturday and the game on Sunday)
So, here we are again: facing another All-Star weekend. This year, the stars gather in Ottawa for the publicity stunt that is a draft, skills competition, and 20-goal game. While some fans find this stuff fascinating (I'll admit, adding the draft last year was definitely interesting), most fans will just avoid it at all costs. Apparently, drinking games are being created, and I highly encourage them if you're stuck on your couch watching all this stuff over the weekend.
Anyways, tonight is the draft, which I am sure the TSN commenting crew is going to overanalyze again. (Reference: the players were forced to listen to the TSN panel analyze everything last year between picks. Twas pretty sad.). The format has the two captains flip a coin for first pick. The rules are that all the goalies have to be picked by the end of round 10, and all the defencemen by the end of round 15. Also, apparently there is 1 trade allowed this year. Here are all the players to be picked:
Team Chara: C Zdeno Chara (Bruins), A Joffrey Lupul (Maple Leafs)
Team Alfredsson: C Daniel Alfredsson (Senators), A Henrik Lundqvist (Rangers)
Forwards
Jamie Benn (Stars), Logan Couture (Sharks), Pavel Datsyuk (Red Wings), Jordan Eberle (Oilers), Marian Gaborik (Rangers), Claude Giroux (Flyers), Scott Hartnell (Flyers), Marian Hossa (Blackhawks), Jarome Iginla (Flames), Patrick Kane (Blackhawks), Phil Kessel (Maple Leafs), Mikko Koivu (Wild), Evgeni Malkin (Penguins), Milan Michalek (Senators), James Neal (Penguins), Alex Ovechkin (Capitals), Corey Perry (Ducks), Jason Pominville (Sabres), Daniel Sedin (Canucks), Henrik Sedin (Canucks), Tyler Seguin (Bruins), Jason Spezza (Senators), Steven Stamkos (Lightning), John Tavares (Islanders), Jonathan Toews (Blackhawks)
Defense
Dustin Byfuglien (Jets), Brian Campbell (Panthers), Alexander Edler (Canucks), Dan Girardi (Rangers), Erik Karlsson (Senators), Kris Letang (Penguins), Dion Phaneuf (Maple Leafs), Ryan Suter (Predators), Kimmo Timonen (Flyers), Shea Weber (Predators), Dennis Wideman (Capitals), Keith Yandle (Coyotes)
Goaltenders
Brian Elliott (Blues), Jimmy Howard (Red Wings), Carey Price (Canadiens), Jonathan Quick (Kings), Tim Thomas (Bruins)
Rookies (This fits well with my theme)
Luke Adam (Sabres), Sean Couturier (Flyers), Raphael Diaz (Canadiens), Justin Faulk (Hurricanes), Colin Greening (Senators), Carl Hagelin (Rangers), Adam Henrique (Devils), Cody Hodgson (Canucks), Ryan Johansen (Blue Jackets), Nick Johnson (Wild), Gabriel Landeskog (Avalanche), Adam Larsson (Devils), Ryan Nugent-Hopkins (Oilers), Matt Read (Flyers), Craig Smith (Predators)
Note: Players who have their names crossed out were originally named to the weekend but dropped out, due to injuries, suspension, and/or terrible recent publicity. (I really wish that last one could apply to more than just Ovie....)
So, let's bring on the sillyness. By the way, I found the perfect theme for my set of open threads this weekend. You see, it can be said that All-Star Games are to the NHL like the movie "Vampires Suck" is to the Twilight series. Based on this, all the open threads I post this weekend will feature clips from Vampires Suck to make us all laugh. Our first one below is a pretty epic fan-edit that makes the shovel scene so much more glorious. If you get bored of the draft at any point, just keep hitting replay on this until you're ready to watch the draft again.
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No Pierre McGuire
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Those Fuckers At TSN
with the softball lob to Daniel to say something bad about Chara, but he refuses cuz that’s how we roll…
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you may be over analyzing
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
NOOOOOOO
seriously, they were looking for a snarky sound bite
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Well I guess that goes with the turf, hey? Huh. Well fuck it. I hate it. But it still seemed like a friendly interview to me. And Hank with a beauty by saying something like “there aren’t very mean hockey players (outside the rink)”
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 4:51 PM PST up reply actions
/Ryan Kesler has sex with both Mmes Sedin just to prove a point
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
movement on Twitter to pick Thomas last
#TrollThomas
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I hope, like Crow said, that Chara picks Timmy first
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 4:42 PM PST up reply actions
not allowed
all goalies have to be picked by the end of round 5.
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round 10
sorry.
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Sorry but
You could take a black and white picture of Sara Jessica Parker in a low cut top and all made up and she’d look hot but she’s not and neither is Alyonka.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 4:48 PM PST up reply actions
grumble grumble!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
No, YOU with the grumble grumble! haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 4:54 PM PST up reply actions
look at her pressing her boobs with her arms to make them look bigger. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
Au contraire
The fact that she can squish them makes them more than likely real.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 4:57 PM PST up reply actions
Oh. Wel, yeah.
I’m not a fan of Alyonka
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 4:55 PM PST up reply actions
1st pick - Alfie...Malkin
1st pick Zee…Hossa, or Timmy for the “teammate” thing
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see above. Apparently they can’t pick goalies until round 10!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 4:49 PM PST up reply actions
no no no
all the goalies have to be picked before the end of round 10.
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You were replying to Kent.
OK, then. Chara takes Timmy.
Alfie takes Spezza
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
yeah, he wanted to troll Thomas by having him picked last.
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A better way to troll him would be to say
“I choose barrack ob…I mean Tim Thomas” or something like that
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 5:01 PM PST up reply actions
Alfie
gets my vote as the team I cheer for, regardless of probabyy having both the Twins…for all the charity work. Sounds familiar to a Canuck fan
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yeah, that was cool stuff. hey? Swedes are so cool
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 4:53 PM PST up reply actions
heheheheh
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Real_ESPNLeBrun Pierre LeBrun
John Tavares last all-star to arrive. And with time to spare.
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DJ_Bean DJ Bean
Six minutes until everyone freaks out and speculates when Chara doesn’t take Thomas first.
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DJ_Bean DJ Bean
Both Zdeno Chara and Daniel Alfredsson have legally changed last names to Obama, guaranteeing TT30 will be on Team Obama. He’s gonna lose it
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just saw Alfie talking to a Twin there.
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So many story lines
For such a meaningless event. Who will go last? Will the sedins play together? Will Chara take Timmy? Will chara pick a Canuck? I love it.
Duthie pulling out the French.
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I'm just glad
we don’t have to look at any Guardian stuff this year.
Uh. We don’t, right?
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DION CLEVER!!!
mirtle James Mirtle
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“I found this out when I accidentally drove to my apartment in Calgary after my first game in the ACC”
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2012 5:04 PM PST up reply actions
Haha
“whoa, this drive is gonna be a pain”
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 5:07 PM PST up reply actions
MikeJEB MB
They weren’t saying “boo”, they were saying “Bupul”.
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lol @ the random dude booing Chara
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geez
they show him once, and i miss it!
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@Leafer1984
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3-1 odds first 10 picks start with"my boy"
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
LAWL
Wade Redden
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
from the podium
JLupul Joffrey Lupul
I shoulda wore lifts in my shoes…
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geez, they’re really streching this out….
Duthie is backstage
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Well
people paid money to watch it, no?
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LAWL
DRAKE SAGE
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
with a sen and a broon, they should just let phil phall
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions
its going to be
Team Sweden versus Team Evil for the fans. Leafs and Bruins on one team, lots of Swedes the other
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by vancitydan on Jan 26, 2012 5:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I hope so
I already wanna cheer for team Alfred.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 5:16 PM PST up reply actions
that just makes me think of Tron.
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#SOPA
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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lol
Malkin is obv. Drago right?
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oh there’s Edler.
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Alyonka's getting paid
to do that? Post tweets?
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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I loved Matt Duchene last year
funny guy!
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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Chara picks first
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Datsyuk picked first
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Chara
Looking for some funny guys to offset his debbie downerness
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 5:22 PM PST up reply actions
i think it’s mostly because of Lupul
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Alfie picks Karlsson
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Ahaha
Karlsson: Spezza is pissed back there
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:24 PM PST up reply actions
that was funny
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It's like post-game interviews
but with suits on.
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Chara picks Thomas
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ahaha well done
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:25 PM PST up reply actions
Wow
POLITICS
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Alfie picks Spezza
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i wanna hear him laugh
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:27 PM PST up reply actions
I gotta say
The fact that you can hear the drunk fans screaming, while funny, makes this whole thing seem kinda bush.
Like a taping of the old mike Bullard show.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions
Cmon man, the whole thing is supposed to be fun
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:28 PM PST up reply actions
Like I said, it’s funny to me. But, if I’m a fringe fan in the us just tuning in id think this was amateur hour. Think how the NFL stuff looks compared to this. It sounds like a bar.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 5:30 PM PST up reply actions
heh, funny you should mention that
they are ALWAYS showing drunk NYers screaming at Eagles picks. and that’s at a draft that actually matters.
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
Hahahahah
it’s funny ‘cause it’s true.
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this whole thing
IS kind of bush. But apart from the skills, it’s the only good thing. The game itself is a pile of hot sick
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Team Chara picks Malkin
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Team Alfie takes Quick
already 2 goalies on that team
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Team Chara is going to slaughter
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There’s still a bit of talent back there. Just a bit
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions
Chara takes Hossa
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Alfie takes Giroux
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first decent pick by him
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Tell me again
why ALL the captains are from the east?
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7 of the first 10 picks are from the East
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:32 PM PST up reply actions
EAST COAST BIAS
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I like Lupul
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Lupul: I dont wanna be cheered here anyway
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:33 PM PST up reply actions
Team Chara takes Timonen
interesting.
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Alfie takes Letang
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Team Alfie's
got lots of hair.
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Team Alf
well done Mr. Rows.
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— Henrik Sedin
CORRECT`
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
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"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Chara picks Perry
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@FakeOilersGM Steve Tambellini
Won’t lie. I’m a little disappointed I didn’t get to pick 1st at the NHL All Star draft…
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2012 5:38 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Alfie takes Stamkos
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Team Chara takes Price
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Team Alfie takes Elliott
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J.R. Lind
jrlind J.R. Lind
Steven Stamkos, fresh off his stint in the Broadway run of “Fast Times At Ridgemont High: The Musical”!
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their just fucking with the Sedins now
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thats true
strategy
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I see a twist coming
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:43 PM PST up reply actions
Chara said something about Henrik…
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:45 PM PST up reply actions
or not…Alfie takes Dank
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM PST up reply actions
Team Chara finally takes Kessel
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Be very afraid
bruce_arthur Bruce Arthur
If the crowd keeps booing Joffrey Lupul, I have it 50/50 that Chara eventually snaps and throws a podium.
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Chara looks disgusted, hey?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:42 PM PST up reply actions
not sure why
Gomez & Letitia gave him the weekend off…
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Alfie takes Weber
i’m starting to think that Edler will be the last defence player taken.
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YAY SHYA WEBER
At least they’re picking dece D-men
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Team Chara takes Suter
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Alfie takes Dank
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Chara takes Howard
goalies are done, 5 more rounds for Dmen
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is that what that was?
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by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2012 5:46 PM PST up reply actions
Team Alfie takes Girardi
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Girardi before Edler??
Edler is totally getting picked as last D man
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EAST COAST BIAS NEVER DIES.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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Alfie knows he's Swedish though :(((
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
He also knows Chara hates his guts.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
meh
he’s the new kid.
whatever, he can just win the hardest shot competition.
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like gonorrhea is a hell of a disease...
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Carey Price, Corey Perry, and Team Chara occupy the 8 through 10 TTs in #Seattle. #NHL
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Dmen left to be picked
Edler, Phaneuf, Campbell, Wideman, Yandle.
correct me if i’m wrong.
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after Ovie quit, he’s the only Cap
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Alfie needs 2 more D, Chara needs 3.
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Chara takes Campbell
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Alfie takes Yandle
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Team Chara takes Kaner
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Alfie takes Michalek
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@JohnnyCanuck87: Yes, Finally, they chose a Canuck. Congrats Shea Weber !! #AllStarDraft"
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Chara takes Phaneuf
this leaves Edler and Wideman as the last Dmen. each team needs 1 more.
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Alisha digs the fabio shirt
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— Henrik Sedin
heard them say “brother:”
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Alfie takes Hank
Sedins play together.
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they’re gonna kick ass
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:57 PM PST up reply actions
TEAM SWEDEN
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Put James Neal with the Sedins. Could be golden…
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 5:59 PM PST up reply actions
Chara has 2 last chances to take a Canuck
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Chara takes Iginla
i think both captains are avoiding having to choose who the last Dman is.
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I cannot for the life of me
understand people getting violently upset over the possibility of Edler getting picked last. Worked out pretty good for Phil Kessel last time.
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He can't go last
D men have to go by round 15 or something
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yes but still
seeing tweets about Canucks not already being picked and terms like ‘outrage’ ‘disgrace’ and others being tossed around. god, no wonder we have the reputation we do. It’s the frickin’ All Star Draft…
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They do know
they were prematurely selected, right?
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its just how some folks express themselves
not an “outrage” of course, but I don’t know if it is anything plus or minus on a “rep” thing.
Girardi going high, some of the other picks…it does not mean they are worthy of the spot picked.
I liked that Alfie stacked his team and still got both Sedins because he knew that Zee would not take one
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Alfie takes Neal
The next two picks have to be Edler and Wideman.
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ROSTERBATORS UNITE
Shyeah Weber’s playing with dem Sedins
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haha no doubt
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions
Chara takes Wideman, Alfie will have to take Edler
so much for my #TeamSedin #TeamEdler idea
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No "I" in team
BrianMFloyd Brian Floyd
“I pick nobody.” /takes 50 shots RT @bruce_arthur: Seriously, though, the NBA should do this, if only because Kobe would be SO MEAN.
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Oh Edler
your tailor did well.
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Duthie pushing that hard
but honestly, Edler is not worthy of “last defenseman” status.
Meh…NBD
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“Underrated”
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:01 PM PST up reply actions
“new guy”
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
“Western Conference”
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
“Vancouver Canuck”
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#EmbraceTheHate
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
I had too
/embracethenarrative
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#EdlerForNorris
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:06 PM PST up reply actions
Well to be fair
Wideman was a bruin for a while
he is not close to the same defenseman
but I think the guys above hit on all the “reasons”
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Who cares
I have a feeling this isn’t Edlers last all star game and it might be for wideman
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 6:07 PM PST up reply actions
yeah
that too….dont care either… ;-)
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as i said
just watch Edler win the hardest shot competition.
also, that’s 3/5ths of the Canucks 1st PP unit on that team now.
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Well
Chara’s playing too, so…
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Yeah
Edlers not gonna win hardest shot.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 26, 2012 6:05 PM PST up reply actions
also dat Chez Weber guy
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
idea: they need booze in the back room.
all they have is water and chips
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no the rookie captain made the choice
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:08 PM PST up reply actions
Chara can still
trade him away though, right?
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oh look, CoHo is on Team Chara!
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Chara takes Gaborik
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I like that name
frontrunner for my future son.
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Glass Gaborik’s keepin that hair short.
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Alfie takes Tavares
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Team Chara takes Eberle
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Alfie takes Hartnell
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TEAM HAIR
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TEAM HAIR IS COMPLETE
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down to
Couture, Seguin, Pominville and Benn.
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Aka team Canada’s third line at the World Hockey Championships
#Holyshitthisleagueneedsmoreallstars
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2012 6:13 PM PST up reply actions
the good ones are all concussed :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
even the rookies…I’ve never heard of half of them. It’s absurd.
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
rookies who couldn’t come: Henrique, Larsson, RNH
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Oh, pity
no Nugetricks.
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or suspended
forwards not attending: Ovechkin, Toews, Koivu.
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Seguin is a no-brainer to me but I wonder if Chara and Alfie are in on him getting picked as Chara’s last pick
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:14 PM PST up reply actions
he'll be on Alfie's team instead of Chara's then?
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but you don’t get a car for being picked last….right?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:15 PM PST up reply actions
ok yeah the last guy gets a car. Couture asks “What kind of car is it?”
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions
I like the bees one best
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
SQUEALLLL
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by eightyseven on Jan 26, 2012 6:20 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Can Alfie use his trade for a rookie?
(snort)
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Spezza just called the Sedins “aliens” haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
funny talk there about the Sedins.
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“aliens” and “unfair” says Spezza
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:17 PM PST up reply actions
HAHA
Sedins have a secret language.
“It’s unfair” – Sage Spezza
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Chara takes Seguin
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Alfie takes Pominville
Chara chooses between Benn and Couture
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Chara picks Benn
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Couture is the last pick
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I’d take Seguin
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
Ladies and Gents...your 2012 All Star Teams:
TEAM CHARA
-F Datsyuk
-G Tim Thomas
-F Malkin
-F Hossa
-D Timonen
-F Perry
-G Carey Price
-F Kessel!
-D Suter
-G Howard
-D Campbell
-F Patrick Kane
-D Phaneuf
-F Iginla
-D Wideman
-F Gaborik
-F Eberle
-F Seguin
-F Benn
TEAM ALFIE
-D Karlsson
-F Spezza
-G Quick
-F Giroux
-D Letang
-F Stamkos
-G Brian Elliott
-D Weber
-F Daniel Sedin
-D Girardi
-D Yandle
-F Michalek
-F Henrik Sedin
-F James Neal
-D Edler
-F Tavares
-F Hartnell
-F Pominville
-F Couture
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lawl
Juicy’s last
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biggie?
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smalls?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:23 PM PST up reply actions
Juicy Couture, duh.
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I saw what you did there
heh heh
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
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give the guy a Ferrari FFS! haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 26, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
yikes. the crowd’s reaction was awesome.
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2012 6:24 PM PST up reply actions
CHARA HEIGHT JOKES
I APPROVE
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
well that was...
…zzzzzzzz
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can’t get over what a dogshit car they gave away
by Passive Voice on Jan 26, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions
That isn't an Acura
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by eightyseven on Jan 26, 2012 8:43 PM PST via mobile up reply actions
...
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
dchesnokov Dmitry Chesnokov
What do you think @Logancouture will find in the trunk of his Honda? @DownGoesBrown thinks it’ll be a a bound and struggling Alex Ovechkin.
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OT
I’m taking a forest biology class this semester. Within five minutes of the start of the first lecture the professor had said “trees add cells in a way that gives us wood”.
ugh... words fail me
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by Semi_Colon on Jan 26, 2012 6:52 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
Well that was boring…didn’t have the novelty of last year.
Poor CoHo, lol. Though he gets to hang out with the Sedin fanboy, Gabriel Landeskog.
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