Begone, vile insect! - Canucks vs Oilers Gamethread
by missy on Jan 24, 2012 6:00 PM PST
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Poor, poor Taylor Hall. We all heard about last Tuesday's freak accident, where he fell and Corey Potter's skate ended up in his face. We all also saw the picture a few days later of his stitches, a gash that only made his uglyness worse. Now, most people think this was the end of that, aside from both the laughs at his scar and the appreciation of his luck. Unfortunately, that is not the case. When I saw the picture on Thursday, I remembered that I had just finished reading Mary Shelley's Frankenstein approximately 24 hours before Hall's incident. I also realized that the timing of these coincidences paired perfectly with prepping this Canucks - Oilers gamethread. Therefore, I will now probably be calling him "Frankenstein" for quite some time now. Sorry, kid.
Coconuts go.
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#Caps score at 7:18 of the 3rd period. Mathieu Perreault completes the hat trick. Three goals tonight. #Caps lead 4-3. #CapsBruins
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remember what I said the other day
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Hat trick for Perreault. BTW, This is the first time this season the Bruins have allowed three or more goals in three straight games.
The colossus is beginning to crumble…
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is this a sign that they're unraveling?
Well, their PDO has been pretty high for a darn long time…
I would laugh if the Thomas thing keeps them down
they're certainly letting in goals
at a far higher rate over the last few games. they’re distracted by so many outside things. starting to look more human.
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yuk yuk yuk
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Caps Mathieu Perrault with the hattrick. A fine INDIVIDUAL performance vs Bruins (although vs Rask not vs Thomas)
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I can get into this
especially if this game turns into a snore fest
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Why are you always late. :)
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by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 PM PST up reply actions
Go Canucks Go!!!!
So….how many times do we get to see Taylor Hall throw a hissy fit because someone throws a legal check on him?
I always get such a kick out of seeing that :)
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Oh my god, Obama's State of the Union address
He totally ripped Wall Street, China and Tim Thomas.
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GOP
only stood on the China line though right? ;-)
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he really took a shot at Thomas?
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it could have been a vague reference joke
not completely beyond the realm of possibility
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BREAKING NEWS
OMG
this egg fu yung I made for dinner smells a-mazing
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hello all
I will hopefully rejoin you all soon after I make the mini-human do its homework.
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Toronto wins, gif party at PPP
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oh FFS I hate staying at my parents 3 days a week
My dad refuses to change the channel to the game, because he feels the need to watch the damn State of the Union.
Go Canucks Go!
Oh nice
already a weak ass turnover
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
LETS DO THIS THING
MOCORUTS?
SHOW!
Am I doing that right?
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Ok Guys! Time to wake up
and win
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Yeah ok
Kesler, time to mix up your MO a little. Your shot is wicked, but everyone is looking for it when you touch the puck.
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still love ya tho
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2 man breakaway
No SOG. Ugh
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MUST. MAKE. MOAR. PASSES.
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SO MANY MOAR PASSES
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Am I the only one here?
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yes
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 24, 2012 7:17 PM PST up reply actions
YAY
You listen to Mogwai.
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Quit bragging
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by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
I wasn't here
but now I am.
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THEN WHY ARE NONE OF YOU POSTING
OTHER THAN HERE
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Uh that picture of dubnyk
Dude looks like he has cousins who play the banjo. Know what I’m sayin!? Ya know?
BA NA NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
BA NA NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOOOOW
BA NANANANANANANANANANNANA
BANJO SOLO
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trailer park residents?
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HOW IS THAT NOT TRIPPING
The Sedins never get calls when they are cycling. Ever.
It’s bullshit.
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because they have a reputation,
deserved or not, for diving
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Is it just me
or does the first line need a bit of Mojo? Maybe switch the winger for a few games to shake things up a little? Execution seems a bit off…
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
better trade Luongo too
just in case only one tired narrative doesn’t solve the problem.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
thank god
I was wrong, though this is Edm. we’re talking about
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Oh great
another hot goalie we’re going to run into lol
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
That's more what I want to see from Kes
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
that's on Wiese
not Kesler haha
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HERRO HOOLIGUNS PEW PEW
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I put that through Google translate and got nothing.
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urban dictionary
might give you better results
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
You're PEW PEW too
Just the outta-the-bum kind.
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Good call
5. Pew Pew 13 up, 27 down
a sound made by guns or stupid japanese anime gunfires. Used to taunt people. Extremely annoying for many people. Used by noobs.
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by Canuckles on Jan 24, 2012 7:37 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
...
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NOW THAT'S A DOGGUN.......DOG GUN
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I hope
that thing doesn’t backfire.
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He made pew pew
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Wrong Direction!
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ow ow ow
bad pun is SO bad! (hurting from laughing here)
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WOOOOOO WONDER TWIN POWERS
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DANK!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm beginning to wonder
if the Sedin’s pwning Edmonton has more to do with Edmonton not being able to play defence, rather than the Sedins immense skill.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
a little of A
a lot of B
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exhibit a
@CanuckClay: @BotchonCanucks @CayKing 30 straight touches spanning 90 seconds…I checked on my PVR haha.
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Well
Everyone makes terrible plays his just get pointed out more.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
But c’mon that was particularly bad….oh wait people are here now
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 7:42 PM PST up reply actions
Definitely.
I didn’t even see the play, but I feel bad seeing you carry on a conversation with yourself, wanted to make you look/feel less crazy.
good luck with that
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Thanks guys
I don’t know what happened there. This game thread is so dead I thought I was in some weird twilight zone. And for you kids out there no that has nothing to do with vampires.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 7:45 PM PST up reply actions
I am proud, as someone who was born in 1989, that I did not think of those shitty vampire movies even once when I read “twilight zone”.
lol well it is a bit slow tonight (I had 2 Luuuuuuuuuuu posts back to back even though the plays were not back to back lol)
but it also is always slow during intermission :)
It’s when I wander off to do stuff or look up stuff online lol and I imagine there are others that do the same :)
OR…
we just like making you seem like you are crazy and talking to yourself…take your pick :P hehe
Go Canucks Go!
sheesh
Sedins and Burr really a case of men against boys out there tonight. Not the last time we see them on the scoreboard methinks.
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It sure is pretty though
I’m trying to remember to appreciate watching them, because some day it will likely be my turn to be a fan of a team that’s “rebuidling”.
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risingaction Patrick Johnston
Fight! Polasek takes it to PL3…and blood on the ice afterwards! #chicagowolves
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Daniel has a goal and 2 shots, but his best chance may have been the miss on the rolling puck.
Oilers know they have to get something before the energy reserves of playing 3 in 4 take their toll, out hit us 16-8, and won the faceoffs 9-7.
Canucks also forced 8 takeways to 3, and the blocks were 6-6, with Ballard leading everyone with 3.
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Great PSA by Bieksa
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by vancitydan on Jan 24, 2012 7:54 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:01 PM PST up reply actions
prostate strength analysis
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Dr. Lawya
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Pretty Sweet Acronym?
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Professional skaters association
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PEWPEWS Sh!t Always
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hells yeah
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Purifying Sack Appliance
I blame http://www.bandnamemaker.com/acronym-generator/
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 24, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
that is a good thing you're doing there, Beksa
and you should feel good
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Wow, that Bieksa PSA....
He kept it together but I really got the feeling a couple of times that it was getting to him. That was fantastic. Stick tap, Kev.
Apparently
Oil is the tonic for what ails them
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM PST up reply actions
Castor oil? Olive Oil? Sunflower Oil? Omega 3 fish oil?
be more specific man! What if we need to give them tonic at a later date?
Go Canucks Go!
Edmonton oil
A byproduct of shitty hockey.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:03 PM PST up reply actions
hey remember that 'Matt Cooke is a changed man' thing
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fuck man, Cooke’s intent looks shoulder to shoulder
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM PST up reply actions
I would be interested to see what other people thought of that hit.. It’s boarding for sure… but it’s a very awkward looking sort of boarding play… The angle at which he hits Jackman seems weird in relation to how Jackman hits the boards.
it’s like Jackoff turned during the hit
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:07 PM PST up reply actions
he didn’t hit him in the numbers
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:09 PM PST up reply actions
Jackman's fault
not Cookie’s. Hope they don’t undo all his good work on that one.
Would not even call it boarding. Its a good hit if Jackman does not turn
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Preds 3 Chicago 1 final
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God they suck withouth Toews.
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ping
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PP looking a bit dangerous
good signs
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Bieksa’s stick ended up in Oiler bench. Peckham tried to break it, failed. EDM trainer politely handed it back. #playbyplay
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Problem is
Burrows and Kesler never look good together.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
except on the PK
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
yeah right
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:12 PM PST up reply actions
If Kesler's line was dominating too
I would tend to agree, but right now, it’s all sedins and everyone else looks average. Kes is about to explode though, I can feel it.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
That is what she said.
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I think it is
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
that’s a bit unfair.
The kids can be dangerous, and frankly I would hope if the Canucks were playing an AHL team – we would be winning by a better score than 1-0 :P
Go Canucks Go!
Well the AHL team just tied it
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:14 PM PST up reply actions
Why
Did I say anything? Ok an NHL team with a few quality NHL players. Fine, just a below average NHL team.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:16 PM PST up reply actions
Once the Nooj comes back
They’ll win 30 straight, Presidents trophy and Stanley Cup.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Rome
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
and then Ballard
u two are on the game’s shitlist today
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
come on man
whats he supposed to do there but what he did? That was a gorgeous pass to get it over his stick.
Lui had to play the shot. Just a solid play by the opposition there. I would blame Rome going to the corner than Ballard being left with the 2 on 1 down low.
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Well Ballard should have had the pass. He turned his back to Hall, which was silly
and didn’t make a decision. Yes, Lu has to think shot, so Ballard needs to cover Horcoff. If not, he needs to pressure Hall so Lu can cheat to Horcoff. Not the worst mistake, and Rome was doing his own zone clear fails, but we could have been a bit better there.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
turned his back?
Wow. you’re tough!
I can’t agree. He did what every defenseman does there, Hall made it look like shot and made a sweet pass.
There was no mistake by Ballard, and I want to defend him because I don’t want to see this BS of a “whipping boy”.
That was the fault of two things, a poor Rome clear, exacerbated by going to the guy on the boards who passed to Hall, and the forwards flying the zone off the poor outlet by Rome.
Ballard covered the front and was suddenly left with two guys.
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BTW
Random thought: do you own one of those I <3 Boobies bracelets those high school boys own?
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
sorry Sean
but Rome also was weak on the clearing there
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yes :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:15 PM PST up reply actions
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there’s always a cliff nearby in Chi-Town hey?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:18 PM PST up reply actions
they're deliberately
trying to finish 7th, the cheeky bastards
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Well then they’ll have to beat Detroit cuz we will take top spot :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions
MOAR SHOTS PLZ
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NO MOAR PASSES
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
maybe she can inspire more shooting?
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Palmala Handerson?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
well that would work
though not the shooting i had in mind
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Burrows please
if you are taken down and don’t get the call, don’t take a nap before getting up. It just makes you look so bad.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
also
that’s 3 seconds you’re wasting not trying to put a puck in a net
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it just reeks of lack of effort
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:25 PM PST up reply actions
several
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:24 PM PST up reply actions
Sharks 1 Flames 0 Final
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Hey, there's 4 teams in the central division
With more points than us.
What the…?
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Me either
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:28 PM PST up reply actions
points for everyone
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ooooh
you mean the overtime points?
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and shootouts
Det has 5, Chicago 4 wins
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well they should take away the seed rule so that only the highest point teams get in.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:34 PM PST up reply actions
Although
That would make all these in division games kinda useless. They should just accept the new/old proposal.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:36 PM PST up reply actions
Ahh
Pretty gnarly division tho. I’d much rather be playing these guys a bunch
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:31 PM PST up reply actions
EDM is outhitting us
21 v 12? WTF
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
WHAT
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wtf Post again?
shitbuggerbitchdamnhell
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
That was an odd choice. To load up a slap shot that close.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:32 PM PST up reply actions
and yet it almost worked
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Yeah
Still he had weeks to make a play. Maybe he didn’t know how open he really was.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:33 PM PST up reply actions
awesome pass yeah
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
How many post they hit so far
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#Wolves Mark Mancari and #AHLHeat Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond both just given 10 minute misconducts. 1:25 left in the 2nd period.
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Wolves up 3-0 right?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:35 PM PST up reply actions
winning a game in Regulation for them
is an amazing feat.
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Gillis always has a fabulous tan
He must be very outdoorsy.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM PST up reply actions
ummmmmmmmmm
not sure how that relates to what TT said… but sure I’ll go with it.
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Zandberg's probably drunk
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Nope. Sober. Yeah, I guess I shouldn’t have used the reply function there.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:44 PM PST up reply actions
I have only been drunk for ONE Canucks game this season….that was against the Leafs
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
Last season however….and the season before…..and the season before that..haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:45 PM PST up reply actions
How shitty has this game been?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
shitastic
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:40 PM PST up reply actions
So they really were focused on getting the two points tonight eh?
Heard that shit before
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
When I heard that stuff today I thought the same thing. Put your money where your mouth is, boys
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
They never do
It fucking pisses me off.
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Lip service. It happens all the time. I heard Team 1040 say that AV held a rare meeting with the players after practice today and talked to them about winning this one before the extended break
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:46 PM PST up reply actions
OMG LOSING THE ROOM!!!1
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I dunno
Theyve looked alright from in the effort department tonight.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:51 PM PST up reply actions
heh
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Two similar thoughts and a hockey game is too much for my mind.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM PST up reply actions
Because he is my fav how’s kesler doing honestly?
by nuckspuck5 on Jan 24, 2012 8:40 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
I’ve only seen the 2nd period and he and his line look lousy.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:42 PM PST up reply actions
defensively fine. Offensively dog shit.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 PM PST up reply actions
That’s upsetting because he has the ability to take over a game and we havnt seen it this year
by nuckspuck5 on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Honestly, he’s not using his linemates. I don’t care what anyone says in response to that…he still isn’t doing it. I saw it in the 2nd period.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:47 PM PST up reply actions
yeah he does try to do it all himself at times
I have seen both in this game – Kesler trying to do it all and Kesler using his linemates
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you saw that pass
on the 3rd post, the Booth shot right?
;-)
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Often teams will go to the Roxy after a game in Vancouver. The Oilers, however, often are seen at Chuck-e-Cheese. #youngins #Oilers
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I would have thought Science World.
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McDonald’s kiddie play area?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:48 PM PST up reply actions
this is where
a team that played 3 in 4 nights, no matter how young, gets blown away by a team that has not played since Sat afternoon.
Oilers have battled hard, no doubt, but I bet they look tired in the third.
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If they're on 3 in 4
Why the fuck is this game not already over? Why don’t they push in the first 40 minutes instead of dicking around until the last frame?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Contrary to my joke earlier they are still an NHL team with a solid goalie and some relatively high end talent
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:54 PM PST up reply actions
Their posts and crossbar ain’t too shabby either.
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A close miss
Is just the same as any other miss
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 8:56 PM PST up reply actions
not really
posts are luck, pure and simple…you beat the goalie and not the bar
4 of them for the Nucks
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Not really
By your definition all goals are luck
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
obstinate bastard!
;-)
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Haha
Yeah I realized I copied your not really after it was too late. Sorry.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
You can shoot it into the stands
And beat the goalie and it counts for just as much. I wasn’t purposefully trying to copy your not really. It god in my head and was a natural part of my response.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 9:11 PM PST up reply actions
That is now all the posts
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Kokosnötter, gå!
the posts
should get the 3rd star?
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oooh
you’re good luck for us! :)
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Seems so huh? :)
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hey Angy!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
How was that 1-0 win?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:58 PM PST up reply actions
A win is a win. :)
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yeah, was it boring tho?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
Thing is I don’t consider any hockey game boring. I peeked in at FTF and they seemed to think so tho.
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I feel FTF is not the best place
To judge a lot of things
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I try not to be too critical. Plankdude & TCY (Matt) are great as well as some others. But I hang out at BoC and enemy camps now for a reason. :)
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Meg’s posts at BoC have been out of the park this year. Great stuff
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Yeah I have to make sure to read all new BoC posts before I leave for work – busting out laughing at work is not very cool.
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geez, that seems to be happening to a lot of places where we’ve visited during the playoffs as of late. SCH, FTF, and SCOC were all great at first, then lost control.
is losing to us the problem?
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haha! But no. Started before that. Seems to have gotten worse as time has gone on tho.
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well, FTF really went bad for me at the very end of game 5 last May.
not sure if i’ve been back there since.
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Well they have really jumped on that “Vancouver is evil” bandwagon. So you may not want to head over there just yet.
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yeah, i bet
as for SCH, that’s now a couple years in the making.
and SCOC, well that’s Boston.
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I find the only one at SCH that is a dick to me is the guy from the lower mainland lol
and then only sometimes, and other times he’s fine lol. The rest have been nice so far :)
Broad Street Hockey was good to me the other night also :)
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i generally do fine at SCH. the regulars there know me, and they get the others to behave pretty good.
BSH is always good.
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I do just fine, haha
even in dem Boston parts.
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I have, there are a handful that are vicious (not generally directly to me) but many of them are still nice to me
it just depends on how much biting my tongue I want to do…
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i’m usually well liked on blogs, unless they point out right away that i’m a Nucks fan.
i still visit PPP a lot.
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it’s funny, the only blog I have had a bad reception at is the Rangers blog. And they weren’t mean or anything they just completely ignored me lmao
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yeah, twas a couple years ago.
us losing to the Avalanche in OT in that March officially eliminated Calgary from the playoffs for the first time in years.
my comment at M&G:
“Official Press Release: This year’s official Battle of Alberta will be taking place as scheduled on April 14th at the Riverside Golf Course in Red Deer, Alberta.”
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How? There is hardly anyone over there most times.
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they were a little busier a couple years ago when this happened.
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What’s funny – I was at the Panthers site the other week, there was one in there pulling the same nonsense. It’s like, what does Florida have against Vancouver? haha
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have you never seen that gigantic image of Florida-Vancouver exchanges?
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Don’t believe I have.
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we still have yet to add the Booth trade to that.
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You guys finally beat someone? ;)
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Fuck yeah!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
hahahaha
SO wonderful!
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"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
1st unit PP
(I kid!)
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions 3 recs
haha! +1
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
14% in the last 6 games
Ugly
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I hate those fucking posts.
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All-star quality, even!
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why yes!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:02 PM PST up reply actions
That how they looked
Until I made that stupid AHL comment too
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM PST up reply actions
heheh, your timing was impeccable!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM PST up reply actions
Right?
I make a jackass comment, the oilers score and get life for the first time in the game. Couldn’t have rehearsed that better
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
Post Montage!
hahahaha
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That goal was too powerful. The instant they scored, I went to play the goal song and the power went out.
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what? Where are you?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM PST up reply actions
I don't think it was weather related.
Seattle though.
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by kentcheesehead on Jan 24, 2012 9:06 PM PST up reply actions
huh. I blame Kurt Cobain.
Random, hey?
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions
Seattle needs a damn NHL team..instant epic rivalry.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 24, 2012 9:13 PM PST up reply actions
there's that
Mason Raymond not being able to finish thing again
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slash can’t brake
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Hands like feet.
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Why does Rome
Keep treating the puck like a hand grenade. Take your time Rome for gawds sake.
/sorry Sean
Take your time for "Rome's sake!" you mean!
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by vancitydan on Jan 24, 2012 9:10 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
haha I'll give that a rec
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me too
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
I think I give up on the Rome is God thing for now. He hasn’t impressed me for quite some time
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:12 PM PST up reply actions
@C_Forrest: The MayRay Hattrick. Open net, missed shot, falls down
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Even when he’s struggling, you have to admire Mason Raymond’s defensive abilities. Terrific job of shutting down Canucks 3rd line so far
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by Kent Basky on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
bwahahaha
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM PST up reply actions
this won't end well
TheStanchion Wyatt Arndt
Get to question Mancari in the media scrum after the game. Dreams do come true.
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He’s gonna get Mancari to sign his scrotum
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:15 PM PST up reply actions
if that's all that happens
it will be a good thing…
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well I was gonna get into a shower scene but…
think of the children
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 PM PST up reply actions
whoa! what? do I need to scroll?
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no you need to cover your eyes and plug your ears :)
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 PM PST up reply actions
I flop, Horatio.....
The statistics you don't compile never lie.
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There's a ref
looking at the scoresheet and seeing the Oilers did not have a PP yet.
(no, not a pun cuz they are young )
Stick just in there like that, not on purpose, oh well!
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of course
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
yeah, it was perfect
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:19 PM PST up reply actions
of course it’s Frankenstein.
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Who remembers regulation wins
by nuckspuck5 on Jan 24, 2012 9:24 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions
Hey
Canucks deserve some Bettman posts too
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
Stupid iPad chooses its own words sometimes.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 9:26 PM PST up reply actions
Exactly
You should see some of the stuff I catch just before I hit the post button.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 9:28 PM PST up reply actions
Y'know...
I really don’t like the Sportsnet OT thing this year. We’ve now seen the recap of the OT games this year enough times; I liked what they did last year, where they showed clips of old OT games between the two. Seeing OT highlights from the WCE era and before was really cool, I thought.
very true! I miss those too
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:25 PM PST up reply actions
This is just part of the Canucks many
charitable efforts. Not only do they help underprivileged and sick kids they do the same with underprivileged and sick young teams. Giving them a bonus loser point is just a part of the Nucks continued commitment to giving back.
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brutal non call
on Hall there, hook and a hold.
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Hammer saved the day there
That was an open net
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
OH WHAT
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
damn, Salo is usually clutch in those situations!
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I hate shootouts
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still time
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NO
WE NEED TWO POINTS.
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that explains
the big grin he was just making under his mask!
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Dubnyk always seems to have the Canucks number
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
he hates us
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
oooh oooh oooh I've got this one!
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wtf???
why isn’t my direct copy link working???
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strange
i keep getting that broken image box.
and when i try the link itself, it redirects me to a Kesler gif that doesn’t work….
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and when refreshing the page, i still have that broken image box.
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strange
very strange.
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here
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Why why why
can we not score on this guy
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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The Oilers are pesky little buggers aren’t they?
GO SHARKS!
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they have been for quite some time now.
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so quick
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
we will be doomed! heheh
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 PM PST up reply actions
5v5 He'll keep you alive
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
4v4 you will not score
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4 on 4 you will not score
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 PM PST up reply actions
mwahaha
i just barely beat you :P
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oh no you didn’t!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
interference on Hemsky
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There are dark forces at work here
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I’ll guess they aren’t
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:33 PM PST up reply actions
Fuck
fuck
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
fuuuuuuuuuuu
shootout
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
They’ve earned the win tonight. I hope they get it here.
by Canuckelhead on Jan 24, 2012 9:34 PM PST up reply actions
Dubnyk is BIG
not his skills, though he made some nice saves.
He had about 12 shots just hit him tonight , with no idea that it was there.
Bit more corner picking and its over by the second
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hahaha Edler
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I wouldn't mind seeing Booth
if only because we haven’t seen him in a shootout, well, ever?
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Eberle?
fuuuuuu that kid has dangles
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Mike_Stefanuk Mr Canuck
Canucks couldn’t win a shootout if this was 1908 and they were in a saloon #igotabadfeelingaboutthis
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Holy crap. Look at Rome!!- Sean Zandberg
haha was that what that was?
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
E MONEY
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
oh
so good!
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EDDIE!!!!!!!!
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CMON LUI
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Lui, please don't be injured
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
KEEPING WITH THE TIMES POPS
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by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2012 11:50 PM PST up reply actions
he didn’t get it up
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
Lui fakes the groin injury
to entice them into trying to aggravate the “injury?”
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
haha maybe
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:40 PM PST up reply actions
bah
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ah dammit
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Kesler....... bah
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Cmon Kes!
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
fuck. Here comes the Oiler win
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Shame on you.
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by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2012 11:51 PM PST up reply actions
+1
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 24, 2012 9:42 PM PST up reply actions
hi Frankenstein.
screw you.
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
COHO!!!!!!!!!
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CAAMMMMMMMMAN CODY
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
WOOOOOOOOOO COHO
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
or shoot weakly
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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YAAAAAAAY
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I mean, Tambellini’s still in charged. They’re already fucked.
by Passive Voice on Jan 24, 2012 9:44 PM PST up reply actions
They are supposed to be fucked. Then they’ll turn into the Penguins in 2 years and win the Cup
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:52 PM PST up reply actions
Congrats you guys.
GO SHARKS!
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Lui with some slick saves in the SO
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I still hate shootouts
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
wooooo
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Lou's shootout story:
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:46 PM PST reply actions 1 recs
he ROCKS at them!
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sweet he’s playing Metallica air guitar there!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:54 PM PST up reply actions
Nucks! Nucks! Nucks!
"Either you give it right back or the next thing you know everyone and his brother will be trying you on for size." - Doug Harvey
so wtf is up with this stat
Henrik was 1/12 on F/O tonight
ummmmm what?
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I don’t know. I’m too busy celebrating!
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
Wow that is crazy..
Hank is clearly not good at the hockey.
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by reggiedunlop on Jan 24, 2012 9:51 PM PST up reply actions
now, all i get to post this next week is open threads for the ASG events.
i think i have inspiration, though: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCWM8lc8TfQ&feature=related
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hi Alex :)
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nicklasgrossmannicklasgrossmannicklasgrossman
by Passive Voice on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions
“I’m rosterbating so hard”
“That’s gross, man”
“exactly”
by Passive Voice on Jan 24, 2012 9:55 PM PST up reply actions 2 recs
You are on fire today
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 24, 2012 9:57 PM PST up reply actions
That's what she said
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I rike i
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by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions
+ t
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
by eightyseven on Jan 24, 2012 11:53 PM PST up reply actions
Every time the Bruins lose, surrendering more than 3 goals
It’s petty, but it makes me a bit happier
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Watching the Post-game Connected...
And they had more on about the Rypien/mental health stuff… Good to see, but it’s kind of tough to watch, and totally brings up emotions from right when Ryp died. Probably the saddest I can ever remember being about an athlete/celebrity/someone I didn’t personally know dying. Hit me like a ton when I found out. R.I.P. Ryp, so good to see the organization doing well by him.
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