Get Off My Lawn!!!! Well-Deserved Rest Edition
Those road warriors in Blue & Green are returning home after taking 3 of 4 on an Eastern swing (with a stop in St. Louis for some ribs and advice from The Cock). If it seems like the Canucks have been playing a lot lately, it's because they have, dumbass. The Canucks have played more games than most teams in the NHL, and over the next couple weeks, that gap is gonna get closed. And yes, it's very likely they will get knocked off of their perch atop the NHL. I would like to point out to you young whippersnappers that many thought that the Canucks might take the Western Conference, but thought it unlikely they would lead the league again. Yet here they are in mid-January, looking like they're ready to make it 2 straight Presidents' Trophy wins. Now much like all the personal accolades, this is all well and fine, but doesn't matter to me. I would like to see them win it again solely for ensuring home ice through the playoffs and nothing more. Now, it's time for you to sit down and shut up while Zandberg, Yankee and I tell you what we liked and hated this week...
Ol' Man Zandberg Liked: I think with this roadtrip, people really didn't know what to think. Many forecasted a severe beating at the hands of the Bruins, a Florida sweep and a loss in St. Louis. It's funny, because none of these games turned out like we thought, mainly due to these teams not being like we remember them. Okay, the Bruins haven't changed much, but Florida is definitely a better team than we've seen in years, and the seemingly crazy changes made by GM Dale Tallon and new coach Kevin Dineen might see the Florida Panthers playing playoff hockey for the first time in ages. And as surprisingly good as the Panthers have been this season, the Tampa bay Lightning have been shockingly bad. This team came within a game of being our opponent in the Finals last year, and this year, with nearly the same cast as last season, they're underperforming in a massive way.
So despite faltering in Florida, the Canucks came back the next night and battled through to win in the shootout against Tampa despite giving up a late goal. Then two nights later they went into St. Louis and against the hottest goalie in the NHL, took him down in OT. People complain if the Canucks struggle, especially in games that the leader board tells us they should have no trouble with. The problem with that line of thinking is that it completely discounts Gary Bettman's mantra: parity. The NHL has worked tirelessly to create it, and it really is true that nearly all these teams can beat any other team on any given night. Now this doesn't explain how bloody awful the Islanders and Blue Jackets are, but for the most part, you really can't take a night off. The game against Florida showed that. But the fact that the Canucks looked and played like a tired team over the last 7 days and came out of it with 6 of 8 points impressed the hell out of me. It shows that in spite of injuries and a tough schedule, this team is preparing for another long playoff run. The odds of them getting another shot in the finals aren't the greatest. This team is showing they care not so much about things like odds, and are finding ways to prove naysayers wrong.
Take one Mr. Burrows. His two scores give him 18 on the year and on pace for 36 by April. That would be a career best. Additionally he's on pace for a 57 point season which would be his best since his breakout in 2009-10. Besides I love it when Mr. Everything scores since I'm convinced it pisses off other fans and causes the unhinged ones to hurl their Bud Lights at their 14 inch televisions. Good.
Or how about that All Star defenseman? Edler's three points in three games this week is good enough to cement him as the third highest scoring defenseman in the league. Fun trend: he's on pace for a career best 14 goals and a (ridiculous) 62 point season, putting him with a hair of Doug Lidster's franchise-best 63 points for a defenseman in 1986-87. And because I'm an ass, a kind reminder that Ehrhoff is on pace for 34 points.
Everything Hansen does now if breaking his records too. He's on pace for a 47 point season and he's already surpassed his career best in goals damn near last month.
In sad news: both Sedins are projected to finished a few points beneath their stellar production from last season. In sadder news: they're still sitting on top of the league in points so keep up with those cardboard cutouts Boston moms, it's working well.
More more fun note: I went back and checked when the Canucks locked down their 28th win of the season last year. Answer: Their 42nd game on January 11 with a 4-3 SO win over the Islanders. This season? Answer: Their 45th game on January 12 this week in St. Louis. (*claps and rubs hands together while muttering "excellent" and petting the mad cat*)
Remember I said I'm an ass, so I'll part with two words: Dan Carcillo.
WHAT I HATED
Yankee 'In my day...' Canuck: It WAS going to be a toss up between Hodgson's dwindling minutes (need I remind you I have his mug tattooed on mine?!) or the early starts in Florida which meant I missed half the games. But for the second week straight going I'm turning the cross hairs back at the media, this time the always laughable Sports Illustrated (pop quiz: ask ten friends if they subscribe to that magazine and when they say no have them ask ten friends and so on. Once you get to the poor misguided soul who still uses an AOL account and actually has a subscription, roll up said magazine and smack them on the face). Courtesy of that rag (who polled a mere 19% of the league, or about 1 in every five NHL players), Kesler and Luongo made their top 15 most overrated players. Absolute comedy, but that didn't stop Vancouver media from asking them about it; and getting the typical response from the players. Like last week's Boston hilarity wasn't enough, we're going to give this type of story legs? Facepalm.
I'll part here with the only word that counts: standings.
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Favourite new thing
I love rants
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
New?
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Ongoing thing
whatevs
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
IS SOMEBODY WATCHING NFL PLAYOFFS.
I need discourse. :(
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
If I can find a stream I might
But first I need to run out and grab some biere
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Those are
some big-ass paragraphs.
Warm winds blowing, heating blue sky, and a road that goes forever...
by Smoboy41 on Jan 14, 2012 11:17 AM PST via mobile reply actions
they're old
They ramble
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
its tough
loading things from a Selectric to NM!
The tired thing, I do not know why the fact of a game every other day ( 19 in 37) for that long , and with 12 of them on the road, and went 13-4-2…does not get a lot of play in our puck media. Maybe they were too busy with the SI poll, but that is very impressive to this fan, at least.
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LOVE this feature
On another note, Murph tweeted this:
sportsnetmurph Dan Murphy
#canucks Andrew Ebbett had a 4-inch steel plate screwed onto his collarbone. Surgeon said it was worst collarbone break he’d ever seen.
Crap in a basket. Poor guy.
The continents don't drift. They back away slowly from Ryan Kesler.
"Want to be liked? Start losing and everybody will love you" -Hitchcock
sportsnetmurph Dan Murphy
#canucks David Booth apparently told trainers he’s “good to go” so there is a good chance he’ll play versus #ducks. AV will talk 2 him today
The continents don't drift. They back away slowly from Ryan Kesler.
"Want to be liked? Start losing and everybody will love you" -Hitchcock
no denying Ebbett’s work ethic and desire. He was doing a fine job as a checker / grinder. just didn’t look both ways before crossing and a Seidenberg bus destroyed him.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 14, 2012 1:15 PM PST up reply actions
Yeah. At first
I was like, that was so much a destroy, it HAD to be bad. But replay, it really was big on little. Tough break, he was avoiding that quite well, and still going in the corners.
next man up!
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I do like Duco better though.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 14, 2012 1:27 PM PST up reply actions
Him and Weise on the 4th line
Has been surprisingly decent
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Weise is growing on me.
Love his willingness to defend teammates.
"I remember trying to open presents before Daniel because we always got the same presents. I wanted to have the surprise."
— Henrik Sedin
Weise makes me not miss Tanner Glass
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 14, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
Wait…Tanner Glass makes me not miss Tanner Glass, haha
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 14, 2012 1:46 PM PST up reply actions
Don’t you mean: Fanner Glass? ; )
Great guy though…just not a good hockey player.
The continents don't drift. They back away slowly from Ryan Kesler.
"Want to be liked? Start losing and everybody will love you" -Hitchcock
exactly, ha
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 14, 2012 2:47 PM PST up reply actions
I like Weise
he has way better hands than Tanner. But yeah, Duco is just fine. Bitz getting better, sounds like GMMG is going to toughen up….works for me.
Speaking of toughen up, the 49ers defense is brutal. Knocked out Thomas, sacked Brees next series with 4 guys pressure.
Oh look, a touchdown for Davis. Yep, Niners are my team this year
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Duco is giving some heart
to that 4th line. Love it!
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
I think most of us knew he’d do that too. He looked so gritty and shit-disturbing in preseason.
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 14, 2012 2:48 PM PST up reply actions
What a pussy he should have gotten up and played. Too bad nobody cut his throat
signed, Bruins Fans on Twitter
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Want me to pull up some Canucks fans quotes? You are painting a picture of Bruins fans and the exact same could be painted of any fanbase
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 14, 2012 2:51 PM PST up reply actions
Except for the part where the Canucks and their fans are objectively good, and the Bruins and their fans are objectively bad. There is no grey area, there is no middle ground. We are the fellowship. They are Mordor.
yep
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
I was narrowing it down to one particular tweet which advocated breaking Salo's neck haha
but a valid point
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
Oh god no don't pull them up
they may not advocate violence, but they will make me want to vomit in my mouth nonetheless
<3 Boobies!
notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal
every fanbase has it's idiots
the Bruins have made an industry of it. It just seems so disproportionate to any other fan base
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@KentBaskyNM
Holy crap. Look at Rome!!- Sean Zandberg
2 minutes of intense snow in Victoria
lightened up a bit, but for a minute there it was snowpocalypse. I slipped on the floor and accidentally Tebowed and it stopped. I am sure it’s just a coincidence.
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@KentBaskyNM
Holy crap. Look at Rome!!- Sean Zandberg
Has "Tebowed" really hit here, too?
Ugh. I thought this environment (hockey forum) would be safe from that term. Guess not…
"What is Jumanji?" --Jason Owens
100 things to do before I die -- I dare to dream.
to be honest
I was just mocking it because people were talking football in a hockey forum, and I think he’s a gimmick more than anything else.
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@KentBaskyNM
Holy crap. Look at Rome!!- Sean Zandberg
my reactions through the last 24 hours
SNOWWWWWWWWWWWW
no snow.
SNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW
no snow.
SNOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW
no snow.
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@NM_missy
Enjoy it:)
We are supposed to have week of -30 up here
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by Sean Zandberg on Jan 14, 2012 5:36 PM PST up reply actions
heheheh
my main problem is that the weather won’t make up its damn mind.
either snow lots and cover the ground in white, or don’t snow at all.
looks like we’ll have an interesting few days though: http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/city/pages/bc-75_metric_e.html
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"You only need 1 sentence to respond to noteworthy plays by Alberts. Usually it’s "WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT, ALBERTS?!". Tonight though, we just move the comma 2 words earlier." Dan Coover, Nov 26 2011 8:24 pm PST
@NM_missy
Nooooooo
http://www.weatheroffice.gc.ca/city/pages/bc-74_metric_e.html
(for Vancouver)
What are we, Winnipeg? Where’s my rain and 5c weather?
The continents don't drift. They back away slowly from Ryan Kesler.
"Want to be liked? Start losing and everybody will love you" -Hitchcock
by raincity on Jan 14, 2012 5:50 PM PST up reply actions 1 recs
Kent, are you giving us too much info?
Even the Sedins have left me scratching my heads.
"Let's be honest - I watched you walk away
You went off to find - anything else - anything less
On your own..."
If I told you...
I’d have to kill you…
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@KentBaskyNM
Holy crap. Look at Rome!!- Sean Zandberg
This was Jan 8th, but...
it sums up the problem Westerners have with the “East Coast Media Mafia” in one simple tweet.
Oh, and Damien Cox is a twit
DamoSpin Damien Cox
If NHLPA really concerned abt disparity, it’d push FOR realignment. Under current system, way harder to make playoffs in west than east.
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would have been sooner
but I can’t follow that guy, so I just reed his feed on rare occasions to see what stupid thing he said. This one is especially fun huh?
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oh... in case you missed it
Revenge Of The Whale: Carolina 4 Boston 2.
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Holy crap. Look at Rome!!- Sean Zandberg
by Kent Basky on Jan 14, 2012 7:24 PM PST reply actions 3 recs
Oh
and fuck the Leafs for losing to the Rangers, allowing them to take 1st place
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Holy crap. Look at Rome!!- Sean Zandberg
Bound to happen
The Rangers had 4 games in hand
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

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