Ryan Kesler Sheds His Clothes
I have to eat dirt. Kesler originally wanted to return by the beginning of the season, but was being over-anxious. His return date is not known. So, I was on the NHL.com Canucks-Ducks page and there was a Kesler aiming for season opener headline on the side. I had a mini orgasm of sorts and jumped the gun on this post, which has now been corrected.
So flame away! I'll just be over here in the corner putting some sauce on my crow hoping to make it taste better.
More news on the Kesler front...and the ladies and gay men will love this: The KesLord is reportedly going to pose near-nude in ESPN The Magazine's annual "Body" issue. An example of what has appeared in that issue in the past:
That's nice. But even if it's the mighty KesLord posing like that? I'll stick with my Diet Pepsi.
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YA! Rowing!
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
Also
That article is from August
"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"
how the fuck did I not hear about that news earlier?
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 28, 2011 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions
That's awesome news
I just hope they aren’t rushing him back to quickly.
by canucksfandrew on Sep 28, 2011 11:06 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
kes needs to take his time and just come back by November 16
Because I have tickets for the Chicago game that night :P
That Kes article is old news
and has been superseded by new news that he won’t be playing by first game, obviously. Maybe November. Burrows did an okay Kesler impression last night against Ducks and will get better at it, so it’s all good.
Thanks, yeah I was wondering that. But at least I got the nude part added in so it’s not at total fail
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 29, 2011 8:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I don't want Kes to be back for a few weeks anyway
give an opportunity for some of the young guys to play and give kes more rest
better for both and therefore better for the team (I expect a mediocre 500-ish record for the first 20 games, but I’m not concerned… the only thing that matters is finishing the 82 game second-preseason and focusing on the 16 wins that count)
by Beantown Canuck on Sep 29, 2011 7:46 AM PDT reply actions
Tell that to the province and the 1040 listeners.
How much do you want to bet we’ll start getting “sky-is-falling” views as soon as we start the season even 0-2? How many dumbasses out there will attribute it to the vets being under-worked, and ill-prepared due to their limited play in the pre-season? A loss against the Penguins, and the (likely) improved Blue Jackets is not a big stretch.
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by Vancouverguy on Sep 29, 2011 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions
This post has since been edited. I fucked up. Sorry. Kesler was projecting that in August but has since called his return indefinite
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herlats? harlots?
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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 29, 2011 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions

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