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Canuck Brunch- Oh the Shark bites, with his teeth, dear...- Sept 25

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Last night's match against Anaheim went pretty much as advertised, didn't it?  We saw the scrappy AHL and 4th liner's of the Canucks hold their own, and the Ducks, who decided after being completely outplayed in their 1st 3 exhibition games so far not give their stars a night off, and thus rolled to the 4-1 victory.  Oh yeah, and of course, more patented Duck douchebaggery, as for Oiler J.F. Jacques jumped Mike Duco after Duco had tussled with Ducks captain Ryan Getzlaf.  Getzlaf being 7 inches taller than Duco or something ridiculous like that, obviously not able to stand up for himself had to send a guy not good enough to stay in the Oilers lineup  out to pounce and begin pummeling an unsuspecting Duco.  And hilarity ensues when after the game the Ducks, including coach Randy Carlyle were crying fowl (see what I did there?) over the incident.  Not much was said about George "yes we know he's an Ivy Leaguer and has a mustache, shut the hell up about it already" Parros bowled over Cory Schneider however, because that was just a hockey play, right? 

Anyways, new night and a different set of scumbags to deal with as the San Jose Sharks roll into town.  No doubt they're still pissy after getting their asses handed to them in the Conference final, and though Kevin Bieksa won't be in the lineup tonight to make them look ridiculous again, you can bet the rag-tag collection of tryouts and bottom pairings the Canucks are icing once again will have their hands full with a team as dirty as their Orange County cousins.  After the jump a little more on tonight's contest, some cuts made today and a recap of last night's action...

Star-divide

This lineup for the Canucks is looking a little more seasoned, at least in terms of games played.  Cody Hodgson will center the 1st line with Marco Sturm and rookie Nicklas JensenOwen Nolan returns to the lineup on the 2nd line with Andrew Ebbett and Antoine RousselMaxim Lapierre centers line 3 with Mike Pinizzotto and Aaron Volpatti, and Jordan Schroeder, Mike Duco and Niko Dimitrakos are the 4th line.  Keith Ballard and Chris Tanev, Alexander Sulzer and Anders Eriksson, and Aaron Rome with Nolan Baumgartner are the Canucks D pairings, Eddie Lack gets the start and will play the whole game with Matt Climie as backup.

 

If you follow Twitter you've no doubt seen a lot of people take issue with the lineups that the Canucks have been icing.  From opposition media (and some of our own) saying it's mocking the rule book re:icing a certain number of veterans, to fans paying regular season prices to see a great majority of players who will not be in the lineup, it really seems like people have issues with what the Canucks are doing.  Hockey Night In Canada's Greg Millen of all people wasn't one of them however.  He felt the Canucks were doing the right thing by resting their stars for the first week, letting them focus on training and conditioning at camp before getting in some games.  With the core somewhat depleted as is due to injuries, the rest of the players getting rest became the perfect opportunity for those trying to nail down a spot with the big club or the Wolves.  Lots of ice time in game situations, especially where they were often outmatched talent-wise.  You may not like it, but the Canucks didn't get to within 1 win of the Stanley Cup by making stupid decisions.  They know what they are doing, and this will benefit the team in the long run. 

 

Last night's leftovers...

Tonight's opponents won their 3rd straight of the preseason with a 1-0 over Phoenix... Pittsburgh defeated Minnesota 1-0, the Leafs lost 3-2 in Buffalo; Ottawa squeaked out a 3-2 win over Montreal; Nashville scored 2 power play goals after Winnipeg's Troy Bodie got sucked in on some classic douchebaggery from Oiler castoff Zack Stortini en route to a 4-3 win over the Jets; and the Oilers outslapped the Flames 2-1 in their first meeting of the season.

 

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Crossover from Southern California in the vein of Suicidal Tendencies and D.R.I., Set To Destroy are all about high speed riffs and odes to beer, weed and skateboarding.  Heady stuff I know, but I am sure you will enjoy them nonetheless...


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Looks like the Canucks cut Steve Begin. Back spasms. No chance to play and prove himself. Sucks.

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 25, 2011 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I liked him

But yeah, gotta be in it to win it.

Just another domino falling “Ol’ Titanium Face’s” way!

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by vancitydan on Sep 25, 2011 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh please no

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 25, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Count Duco and Pizzotto for me

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 25, 2011 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly

I see him as as close as we get to an enforcer.

For the 4th line, the Italians is fine with me too. I see Fedoruk getting a lot of pressbox, and NW division time ( Calgary and Edmonton both want to play that game against us, like Hordy has been so “honest” about! )

When Feds is not in, the other guys can still fight, still play aggressive, and still make the Canucks “tougher”.

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by vancitydan on Sep 25, 2011 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but I just don’t like his skills. Would rather not have another Glass. I hope AV can roll the 4 lines a little more this season so I’d rather the 4th line be an offensive threat as well. More than last year’s edition.

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by Sean Zandberg on Sep 25, 2011 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what I want too

I think Feds makes the team, but his scoresheet will include the heavyweight teams, the NW goons, etc.

But with the Italians ( 3 of them! ) and Nolan, and others, he will be in tough. I don’t see anyone else that can face the super heavies, adn unless they cancel that kind of fighting tomorrow, we need that to keep the morons in line too.

Though, honestly, the other guys have all shown a willingness to fight at least!

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by vancitydan on Sep 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

with a team as dirty as their Orange County cousins.

Eh fuck you, Buddy!

by meetyourmako on Sep 25, 2011 12:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah I don’t really see the Sharks as being as dirty as the Ducks. Except that McGinn guy and Eager who is now not there

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 25, 2011 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do

and it’s years of watching the way they hack, slash and cheapshot their way through games with us… it’s not like I just throw this out there without some thought. They’re dicks to play against.

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by Kent Basky on Sep 25, 2011 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep

their bottom six has some guys that can skate and hit too, but they resort to the douchebag play too much

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by vancitydan on Sep 25, 2011 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not like we’re any better

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 25, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey it’s tough to be the Sharks. Especially when someone lightly taps Thornton on the legs with his stick.

by marcness52 on Sep 25, 2011 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially when someone lightly taps Thornton on the legs with his stick lightsaber.

FIFY

by meetyourmako on Sep 25, 2011 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is probably the best gif to come out of the playoffs

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 25, 2011 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Despite the blood that is spilled.

by marcness52 on Sep 25, 2011 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

well...

touched a nerve, did we?

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by Kent Basky on Sep 25, 2011 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

also
Eh fuck you, Buddy!

I’m not your buddy, guy.

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#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.

by Kent Basky on Sep 25, 2011 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

and if you are trying for the Canadian flavor

its "fuck you buddy, Eh?

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Ghandi. I think he was a Canucks fan...

by vancitydan on Sep 25, 2011 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Thornton was suspended for more regular season games than the whole Ducks team last season….

"Thank you very much fans and let’s go for the next game together!"

— Lubomir Visnovsky

I rec’d that shit.

by Steven Hida on Sep 25, 2011 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Colin Campbell

was in charge of suspensions last season, so that’s not really a valid measurement :p

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#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.

by Kent Basky on Sep 25, 2011 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think its backwards actually...

The elbow was so obvious he had to suspend him…

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— Lubomir Visnovsky

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by Steven Hida on Sep 25, 2011 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where's

the cuts?

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by mfarough on Sep 25, 2011 2:17 PM PDT reply actions  

oh yeah...

Connauton to Chicago and Begin released outright

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#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.

by Kent Basky on Sep 25, 2011 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you missed a classic...

Comment — “Tanev had shoulders like a trout last season”. How can any play by play announcer top that? Along with “the smooth skating American” and “the smooth skating economics major” that ranks amongst his best sayings ever. Along with the fact that he obvs thinks that the Canucks’ farm team is still in Manitoba. Tonight should be interesting. I just realized that, aside from Thornton, I can’t really remember who plays for the Sharks.

by peanutflower on Sep 25, 2011 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sharks

expected to go with Thornton, Marleau, Pavelski, Murray Boyle, Burns

by seedvt on Sep 25, 2011 3:15 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

win, right there

<3 Boobies!
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notafullcolon CS: Well obviously I meant we were snorting blow off hookers at the time of the goal

by Canuckles on Sep 25, 2011 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good

I hate the whining on who is in or out.

I like seeing our prospects and kids, and the guys trying to make the team, play the better competition. Plus, so what on this “8 vets” rule?

Our vets are getting fit, practice hard and when they get in, will be chomping at the bit to play games. Works for me…or did they change it so preseason games are worth points?

;-/

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by vancitydan on Sep 25, 2011 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

http://www.chicagowolves.com/releases/2681-sweatt-and-sauve-among-six-assigned-to-wolves

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#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.

by Kent Basky on Sep 25, 2011 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

haha what?
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#Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville said Patrick Kane will see time at center.

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 25, 2011 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

remember folks

people are picking them to win it all

not me, though :)

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Random Monarch henchman: When I met the Monarch, I was hooked on crack cocaine. I get in all kinds of trouble. Monarch turned my life around. How 'bout you, why'd you join up?
#21: You guys kidnapped me when I was 15.

by Kent Basky on Sep 25, 2011 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got yelled at ( cyberly, of course )

But for me, they are an 8th place team until they show otherwise…same as they finished last year.

As a Canuck fan, I love that Carcillo and Mayers ( 2 of the biggest PIM magnets in the league) are on the team that had the 25th PK last year!

But hey, THN says they win the Cup, Dan Rosen writes at NHL.com, and he did too!

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Ghandi. I think he was a Canucks fan...

by vancitydan on Sep 25, 2011 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing Campbell is going to a bigger blow to their defense then most people think.

by splnwezel on Sep 25, 2011 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

hehehe

a blow to the back end is never good

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by Canuckles on Sep 25, 2011 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

what if you’re tucking?

a ginger ball hockey player... no wonder I'm a Canucks fan

by SteveNux on Sep 26, 2011 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah he may not earn his paycheque but he’s still a good defenseman.

by marcness52 on Sep 25, 2011 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Steve Montador

is very, very underrated. If he plays with Hjalmarsson a lot they will be very good. That top 4 is great. If Sean O’Donnell is good they can go a long way.

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by Section 312 on Sep 25, 2011 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be a little worried

about the speed of Montador and O’Donnell compared to say…Campbell, but thats just me.

They can both play the position very well defensively. Might be able to beat them wide though

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by vancitydan on Sep 25, 2011 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling

Steve Montador has figured out how not to get beat wide at this point.

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by Section 312 on Sep 26, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

add to that the fact Kane is healed now and Crawford emerging as a legitimate starter and you have the makings for a good run again.

Damn!

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by Canuckles on Sep 26, 2011 9:06 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

Ben Smith. And perhaps a full season from Bolland.

"Giggs gets past Viera, past Dixon, who comes back at him, it's a wonderful run from GIGGS!!!" - Martin Tyler
"Are you out of your fucking mind? You think I'm just going to rape you on the off chance that hopefully you're into that shit?" - Louis CK
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by Section 312 on Sep 26, 2011 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

exactly

I’m liking their line up, despite some of the head-scratching moves.

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by Canuckles on Sep 26, 2011 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I am in the minority then.

I still think that a team with the 25th ranked PK last year will have more problems in that regard with two guys that are a couple of the bigger PIM magnets in the NHL.

They have the potential to be very good, but that seems an Achille’s Heel to me.

Nuck’s Misconduct Bishop, 1st United Church of Luongod. "First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Ghandi. I think he was a Canucks fan...

by vancitydan on Sep 26, 2011 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

They had one year with a bad PK Dan.

Just one year, when they were admittedly underachieving. While I understand the temptation to shit on the Hawks, I don’t think its justified based on one bad metric.

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by Canuckles on Sep 26, 2011 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree

They still have the horses to play well in the playoffs, but I see them somewhere 5-8 in the West to finish the year.

by splnwezel on Sep 26, 2011 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

What people?

The same ones that picked the Canucks to win it all last year? Those guys don’t know jack!

"Playin hurt, baby that don't faze me. I don't got time for pain. The only pain I've got time for is the pain I put on fools who don't know what time it is!"

by Semi_Colon on Sep 25, 2011 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when you don't have a 2C.

Where the fuck is Sharpie in all of this?

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by Chuckles Canuckles on Sep 26, 2011 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

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